"Mr. Belding Teaches Screech to Tap Dance" Episode Recap

28th December 2004 - 12:40:16 AM
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Screech, remember that episode when you were acting in the school play? Remember when you had to tapdance in one of the scenes? Remember when Mr. Belding ran into you after school one day and asked why you were still at school? Remember when you told him that you were nervous about your tapdance routine and he told you he was an expert tapdancer back in his day and would give you a lesson? Remember when he asked you to come with him to his office for the lesson? Remember when he asked you to sit down in his chair while he put on his tapdance shoes? Remember how impressed you were when he tapdanced around his office for you? Remember when you asked him to teach you to tapdance like that? Remember when he told you to lay down naked on the floor for your lesson? Remember when you thought that his request was unusual, but complied anyway because he was your hero? Remember when he quickly duct taped your arms and legs to the floor before you could react? Remember when he said "here comes my next tapdance number, BITCH!!!" Remember when he started tapdancing on your hairless pre-pubescient beanbag for the next ten minutes until your sac was purple and swollen? Remember when Mr. Belding finally stopped and then walked out and said "see you later, FAGGOT!!!" Remember when Kelly walked by Mr. Belding office after he left and saw you taped to the floor? Remember when you thought that sweet Kelly would save you? Remember when you quickly realized that Kelly would not save you when she pulled down her pants and unloaded a huge Cleveland Steamer on your head? Mr. Belding and Kelly really screwed you over that time!

"Mr. Belding Introduces Screech to 'Stomp'" Episode Recap

15th December 2004 - 01:20:15 AM
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Screech, remember that episode where Mr. Belding asked you if you liked "stomp"? Remember when you said "yes" because you thought he was referring to "Stomp," the modern dance troupe that uses everyday objects in non-traditional ways as a dance routine? Remember when you eagerly replied "yes"? Remember when you showed up at Bayside that Friday evening and Belding took you into his office? Remember when he turned off the lights and you stumbled about? Remember when he punched you in the stomach and you fell over? Remember when he turned back on the lights and started jumped on your head and stomping on your neck? Remember when he said "now do you like 'stomp,' BITCH????" Remember when Mr. Belding then lit your pre-pubescent hairless balls on fire with the lighter he used to light his bong when he would smoke up at the school? Remember when you cried out in pain and were relieved when James 'the actor' showed up at Belding's office door? Remember when you thought that the pain was finally over? Remember when you realized that your evening of terror was just beginning when James 'the actor' and Mr. Belding pulled a train with you, took turns teabagging you, took tag-team dumps on you, and then dropped you off in the ghetto to fend for yourself? Mr. Belding really screwed you over that time!

"Screech Catches Gout" Episode Recap

10th December 2004 - 09:32:20 AM
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Screech, remember when belding and slater used to beat you up after school and would humiliate you by making you drink their piss against your will? Remember how this went on for about four years, commencing on slater's first day, and ending after the graduation ceremony? Remember when you got the disease "gout" which is caused by piss drinking where uric acid forms crystals in the cartilage of your joints, which get painfully inflamed and swollen? Remember when you started having to walk with crutches every day for the rest of your life because of the pain? Belding and Slater really screwed you over that time!

"Mr. Belding Reunites With Mr. Rogers" Episode Recap

08th December 2004 - 01:20:27 AM
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Screech, remember that episode from the New Class when Mr. Rogers from the College Years came to visit you at Bayside? Remember when he told you that Mr. Belding was his old frat buddy? Remember when Mr. Rogers walked into the gym and saw you and Mr. Belding? Remember when he ran toward you two and you thought he was going to give Mr. Belding a high-five? Remember when instead of giving Mr. Belding a high-five, he gave you a 'clothesline,' leveling you and knocking you to the floor? Remember when "Mr. Belding walked over and you thought he was going to help you up and scold Mr. Rogers? Remember when instead of helping you up, he gave you a 'leg drop' across your throat, one of his old wrestling moves? Remember when they both yanked off your clothes and pulled a train with you, with Mr. Rogers as the back and Mr. Belding as the front? Remember when they kept giving each other the secret fraternity handshake while they double-teamed you? Remember when they both pulled out at the same time and Mr. Rogers blew his load in your left eye while Mr. Belding blew his in your right eye? They got you good that time!

"Mr. Belding Gives Screech a Birthday Present" Episode Recap

03rd December 2004 - 09:40:04 AM
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Screech, remember that episode where everyone forgot about your birthday? Remember when Mr. Belding saw you sitting down on the stairs in the hallway crying one day? Remember when he asked what was wrong and you said that you were upset that everyone forgot about your birthday? Remember when he told you to come to his office and he'd give you a present you'd remember for the rest of your life? Remember when you walked into his office and he slugged you in the gut and you fell over in pain? Remember when he dropped his pants, took off his underwear, and rubbing his herpes-encrusted dirty underwear in your face? Rememeber how for the past 15 years you've been trying to get rid of the herpes Belding gave you that day? Mr. Belding really got you good that time!

"Mr. Belding Teachs Screech How to Kiss - Part II" Episode Recap

01st December 2004 - 11:33:30 PM
11454 : Ox
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Screech, remember how excited you were after practicing kissing on Mr. Belding's blow-up doll and how much you were looking forward to your date with Lisa? Remember when you were about to leave Mr. Belding's office to return to class when Mr. Belding said "Screech, there's just one more thing - I think you should know that girls have really stinky breath." Remember how you found that surprising because you had never noticed your mother with really bad breath, but you just shrugged it off because Mr. Belding was your idol? Remember when you showed up at the Bayside gymnasium on Friday evening for your date? Remember how unusual you thought it was that Lisa wanted you to meet her at the gym for your date? Remember when you walked into the gym and discovered that it was pitch black because all of the lights were off? Remember when you heard Lisa call out, "Screech, I'm over here honey?" Remember when you fumbled until the made your way toward here until she called out and told you to stop? Remember when she grabbed your hand and said she wanted to kiss you, but that she wanted you to walk five feet to your left first? Remember when she told you to put your hands behind your back, often your mouth wide and stick out your tongue? Remember when you did and as you got close to here face you noticed that it smelled like ass? Remember when your tongue touched her lips and it felt really weird? Remember when it felt as though her mouth shit on you? Remember when the lights turned on and you discovered that Mr. Belding was standing facing away from you on a chair directly in front of you and you realized that you had just kissed his butthole and he had shit on you? Remember when you also saw Lisa, Jessie, Slater, and Mr. Tuttle and they were all busting up laughing at you? They really screwed you over that time!

"Mr. Belding Teachs Screech How to Kiss - Part I" Episode Recap

01st December 2004 - 01:50:56 AM
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Screech, remember that episode when Lisa finally agree to go out with you? Remember how nervous you were because you had never kissed a girl before (or since)? Remember when you went into Mr. Belding's office and asked him for some kissing tips? Remember when he busted out a blowup doll and started kissing it on its lips? Remember when he handed the blowup doll to you and you started practicing kissing it? Remember how strange you thought it was that Mr. Belding had a blowup doll in his office, and you didn't know at the time what a blowup doll was used for? Remember when you noticed that the doll's mouth had a slightly salty taste, but you didn't think anything of it? Remember how, unbeknownst to you, Mr. Belding had been masturbating in his office five minutes before you walked in and had blown his load on the doll's mouth? Remember when you were kissing the doll and Mr. Belding dropped his pants and started cracking one off until he blew his middle-aged load on your Zubaz pants? Remember when you didn't even notice this because you were concentrating so hard on learning a kissing technique? Remember when you walked out of Belding's office totally oblivious to the fact that his pants were down at any time while you were in his office? Remember when you got 'the crabs' in your mouth due to what you had been licking? Remember when you had to take oral medication for the next 6 months to get rid of Belding's little present? Mr. Belding really got you good that time!

"Screech Tutors Ox" Episode Recap

29th November 2004 - 12:50:52 AM
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Screech, remember that episode when I needed help with my math class and Mr. Belding recommended that you tutor me? Remember when we agreed that I would pay you $10/hour for your tutoring services? Remember when instead of paying you in dollars, I paid you in unprotected buttsex, with me as the pitcher and you as the catcher, against your will? Remember when you complained to Mr. Belding, and he asked both of us to his office so he could mediate the dispute? Remember when you walked into his office after school the next day and were surprised to see Zack, Slater, and Mr. Tuttle in Belding's office instead of just Belding and me? Remember when you sat down and then Slater threw some encahalatas at you that he always had in his backpack? Remember when you asked him to stop and he responded by calling you a faggot? Remember how embarrassed you felt after the exchange? Remember how you felt even more embarassment when Mr. Tuttle dropped his pants and farted in the direction of the 'pubic forest' growing on your head? Remember when Belding walked into the office, locked the door, and dropped his pants? Remember when Slater, Zack, Mr. Tuttle, and I also dropped our pants? Remember when Belding told you that you'd better start sucking us off if you didn't want to get expelled? Remember when Belding and Tuttle pulled a train with you while Slater pissed on your back, Zack gave you a Cleveland Steamer, and I jerked off into your huge afro? Remember when Zack wiped his messy ass with your Zubaz pants, leaving a huge shit stain? Remember when this went on for about 30 minutes until Belding and Slater picked you up and dumped you in an alley behind the school? Remember when you went home crying and your mom bitched you out for staining your Zubaz pants? The Bayside gang really screwed you over that time!

"Kevin The Robot Gets Even With Screech" Episode Recap

15th November 2004 - 01:07:58 AM
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Screech, remember that episode where you were playing your robot, Kevin, at chess? Remember when you beat him a couple of times and Kevin got really pissed at you? Remember when you kept celebrating and made your robot leave because you told him you wanted to take a nap afterward? Remember when instead of taking a nap, you pulled out your Bayside yearbook and started masturbating while looking at pictures of Zack, Slater, and Mr. Belding? Remember when Kevin walked back into your room and caught you playing with yourself? Remember when Kevin became enraged and lunged at your neck with his metal claws? Remember when he pulled down his robot pants and cut off yours? Remember when he inserted his robotic metal penis into your buttholes? Remember he grabbed your abdomen roughly with his metal claws and started bouncing you up and down on his metal woodrow? Remember when you cried out in pain and he told to to "shut the fuck up, faggot!" Remember when he pulled out and said he was about to blow his oily load? Remember when he told you to open his mouth and then blew his oily robotic load on your tongue? Remember when you were relieved that Kevin was finally done with you? Remember when you quickly learned that he was not done with you when he started smacking you in the face with his metal claws and told you that because he was a robot, he could do you until his battery supplies ran out? Remember how disparaged you felt when he said that and you quickly realized that maybe you shouldn't have installed a metal penis on Kevin? Your robot really got you good that time!

"Slater's Birthday Party" episode recap

11th November 2004 - 12:37:44 AM
10953 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode when Slater invited you over to his place for his birthday party? Remember how excited you were when you received the invitation in the mail? Remember when Slater's invitation mentioned that there would be a pinata at his party? Remember when you went over to his party and asked where the pinata was? Remember when he said 'you're it, bitch!' as he punched you in the head? Remember when Slater tied you up and hung you upside down in his basement? Remember when Slater, Zack, Lisa, Mr. Belding, and me took turns hitting you with a stick? Remember when Slater pulled down your pants and you used his penis as a chair? Remember when he made you bounce up and down on it as though it were a pogo stick? Remember how you initially hated being buttslammed, but after a couple minutes you began to enjoy it? Remember when, years later you called this the turning point in your life because this was the moment when you realized that you were a flaming homosexual? Remember when Slater pulled out and you eagerly gobbled down his spicy load? Remember how you felt so blissful at that moment and you hugged Slater and enjoyed the moment? When when you quickly stopped enjoying the moment when Mr. Belding kicked you in the nuts, rolled you over and teabagged you? Remember when Zack pissed in your mouth as you struggled to breathe? That was Slater's best birthday party ever!

"Mr. Belding Gives Screech A Chocolate Twinkie" episode recap

09th November 2004 - 01:10:44 AM
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Screech, remember that episode when Slater decided to help out his Mexican family members that worked in the Bayside cafeteria? Remember when you got in line and ordered tacos? Remember when you were hungry for a twinkie for dessert? Remember when Maxwell Nerdstrom sashayed in front of you, shaking his ass? Remember when you were fixated on his shubby buns and you pitched a tent? Remember when he grabbed the last Twinkie before you could get it? Remember when you started whining and crying like a little bitch? Remember when Slater called you a faggot and told you to "shut the fuck up?" Remember when Mr. Belding stormed out of the teachers' lounge and said "hey, hey, hey, what is going on here???" Remember when you told him there were no more twinkies, and Mr. Belding said "is that it? Come with me, I have a chocolate twinkie I can give you?" Remember when you followed him into the teachers' lounge and he locked the door behind you? Remember when he told you to close your eyes and he'd give you the chocolate twinkie? Remember how excted you were, because you'd never had a cocolate-flavored twinkie before, and you didn't even know that there was a cholocate flavor for twinkies? Remember how much you looked up to Mr. Belding and you viewed him as quite a father figure? Remember when you immediately stopped looking at him as a father figure when he leveled you with a sucker punch to your adam's apple? Remember when you hit the floor and were in incredible pain? Remember when Belding said "here comes the chocolate twinkie, faggot!" Remember when Mr. Belding dropped his pants and took an enormous shit in your mouth? Remember when Belding then stuck his erect penis in your mouth fucked the feces until he could take it no more, at which point he blew his load in the middle of the shit in your mouth??? Remember when Mr. Belding was done with you and he unlocked the door to the lounge and fired you back into the cafeteria? Remember when everyone started busting up laughing and you and your mess? Belding got you good that time!

"Screech Is Abducted By Aliens" episode recap

04th November 2004 - 10:33:35 PM
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Screech, do you remember that episode where you were reading all of the books about UFOs after school and on most weekends because you were a big nerd with no friends? Remember when you heard that "Fire In The Sky," a 1993 movie about the alleged abduction of Travis Walton by aliens, was coming out on the upcoming weekend? Remember how you hoped that Slater, who the mere sight of would cause your ding-dong to harden, would ask you to see the movie and then let you suck him off afterwards? Remember when he actually did ask you if you wanted to see the movie with him? Remember how you blushed and pitched a tent as you quickly told him that would would? Remember how disappointed you were when Salter picked you up in his rusty Mexican pickup truck and you saw Zack and Mr. Belding sitting in the back? Remember how scared you were while you watched the scene in the movie where Travis Walton was abducted and brought up into the alien spaceship? Remember when you saw the aliens starting to perform invasive tests on Travis? Remember how cool you thought the movie was as you walked out of the theatre? Remember when you got into Slater's truck and immediately dozed off on the way home? Remember how you dreamed that you the one who had been abducted by aliens? Remember when you wished that aliens were giving you an anal probe at that very second? Remember when you opened your eyes and it came true? Remember when you looked around and saw that you were in an empty parking lot in the middle of nowhere and three aliens were groping you? Remember how all of the aliens had gray skin, large black oval-shaped eyes, and erect penises? Remember when the big fat alien anally penetrated you, giving you a good "probing?" Remember when another alien sat on you face and let loose a nasty fart that smelled like baked tortillas? Remember when the third alien coated the back of your head with a warm, yellow liquid that was coming out of its penis? Remember when this went on for about three hours until the aliens couldn't take it anymore? Remember how your anal area was dripping blood and alien jizz? Remember how scared you got when you thought that the big alien was about to remove its head? Remember how surprised you were when the big alien actually just pulled off a mask and you realized that the big alien had been Mr. Belding the whole time wearing an alein mask and gray tights? Remember when the other two aliens did the same and you discovered that they had been Slater and Zack the entire time? Remember when they got into Slater's pickup truck and drove off without you, leaving you to fend for yourself as blood and jizz gushed out of your unlubed butt? They really got you good that time!

"Screech Gets 'Scared Straight'" episode recap

01st November 2004 - 12:52:02 AM
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Screech, remember that episode from your senior year when Mr. Belding was about to get busted for posession of child pornography? Remember when Mr. Belding heard the cops pull up to the front door at BAyside? Remember how you were also in his office sucking him off while Slater was having unprotected buttsex with you when you heard the sirens? Remember when Mr. Belding started to panic because he knew why the cops were there? Remember when he asked you to take the blame and told you you'd probably only get a slap on the wrist? Remember when you were charged with possession of child pornography and the judge threw the book at you as part of a "get tough on porn" campaign? Remember how you had just turned 18 and were tried as an adult? Remember when you were sentenced to two years in the county jail? Remember when you showed up on your first day and several of the other inmates told you they'd be your friends? Remember how good that made you feel, and you quickly assumed that your time in jail would go quickly and you'd make some lifelong friends enjoying your experience? Remember when you quickly discovered that you would not make lifelong friends and would not enjoy your experience when you were subjected to daily gang-rapes? Remember when you got the 'clap' from your cellmate, Leroy? I hope to see the rerun of that episode again soon. It really provided a great 'Scared Straight' message.

"Screech Gets Donkey-Punched" Episode Recap

22nd October 2004 - 01:42:35 AM
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Screech, remember that episode where you stayed after school to look after Becky, the duck you found in the marsh behind the football field? Remember when Mr. Belding ran into you after school and asked you you were still at school? Remember when you told him you were looking after Becky, and he called you a little queer? Remember when you started crying? Remember when Mr. Belding smacked you in the face? Remember when Slater walked into the room and you ran over to him hoping he'd protect you? Remember when you quickly realized he wouldn't protect you when he dropped his baggy acid-washed jeans and stuck his smelly cock in your mouth? Remember when Mr. Belding came around the other side and ripped off your pants and your underwear? Remember when Belding pounded away at your brown star while you blew Slater? Remember when Slater and Mr. Belding kept high-fiving each other while they pulled their train with you? Remember when Slater pulled out and blew his load in your huge afro? Remember when he shoved his skidmark-stained underwear right in your face? Remember when Belding donkey-punched you and you passed out? Remember when you regained consciousness and discovered that Belding was sitting in front of you and had blown his load in your 'fro? Remember when you felt someone else violating your chocolate starfish and realized it was me, Ox, the captain of the football team? Remember when I donkey punched you and you passed out? Remember when this routine repeated itself several more time with Zack, Mr. Tuttle, Max, and James the Actor all donkey punching you, and you losing consciousness each time? Remember how proud you felt afterward that you had been able to please so many of Bayside's queers? Remember how much less proud you felt 3 months later when you learned that you permanent brain damage from all of the donkey punches? The Bayside gang really got you that time!

"Screech Goes Whitewater Rafting" Episode Recap

20th October 2004 - 12:47:08 AM
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Screech, remember that episode where Mr. Belding took your class on an overnight whitewater rafting trip? Remember when you and your class camped out in the woods during your trip? Remember when Mr. Tuttle asked you to go get some sticks for a fire he was preparing? Remember when you fumbled about int he darkness looking for some wood to burn? Remember when you heard some leaves rustling and thought it was just a squirrel? Remember when you realized it was not a squirrel when Maxwell Nerdstrom's fist came flying out of nowhere, hitting you in the stomach? Remember when you groaned in pain? Remember when the black nerd who always wore highwater pants and glasses gave you a forearm in you Adam's apple? Remember you you fell over, struggling to breathe? Remember when you struggled breathing even more when Mr. Belding emerged from the darkness and lodged his erect penis down your throat? Remember when Nerdstrom tore off your pants and gave you a thorough anal pounding? Remember when the black nerd shit all over your back while this was going on? Remember when they finally let you go and you crawled back to camp by yourself looking as though you were in obvious pain? Remember how enraged Tuttle was when he saw you without any firewood? Remember when he and Mr. Belding dragged you into their tent and double-teamed you for 45 minutes? Remember when they were finally done and Tuttle and Belding took turns sticking pens up your cornhole? You got a good workout on that trip!

"Screech Plays Dodgeball" Episode Recap

19th October 2004 - 01:12:13 AM
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Screech, remember that episode where Mr. Belding was the substitute gym teacher when the regular gym teacher was sick? Remember when the class played dodgeball that day? Remember when you and your class used 4 red dodgeballs during the game? Remember when Mr. Belding was the ref? Remember how Mr. Belding was much bigger than you and much stronger? Remember when 3 minutes into the game, Mr. Belding whipped a dodgeball as hard as he could right at the back of your head from 20 feet away? Remember when you turned around and started crying? Remember when Mr. Belding whipped another dodgeball right in your groin? Remember when you doubled over in pain? Remember when Slater then fired one of the dodgeballs at your stomach as you laid on the gym floor? Remember when Zack kicked you in the neck and then sat on your face and farted? Remember when Slater tied you to the rop hanging from the ceiling? Remember Mr. Belding brought out a tennis ball machine, set it on full power, and started firing tennis balls as your crotch? Remember the intense pain you felt as you were getting pelted with tennis balls? Remember when Slater tore off your gym shorts and underwear and felt an even more intense pain as Slater pounded away at you until he unleashed his load in your brownpipe? Remember when Mr. Belding and Zack did the same thing to you? Remember when your colon was so damaged from the encounter that you had to wear a colostomy bag for the rest of your life? Zack, Slater and Zack really got you that time!

"Slater Gets Even With Screech After The Miss Bayside Contest" episode recap

17th October 2004 - 09:56:54 PM
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Screech, remember when Zack and you plotted to win the "Miss Bayside" beauty contest? Remember when Zack painted our eyes black and you told everyone that Slater beat you up? Remember when everyone felt soory for you, so they voted you "Miss Bayside"? Remember when Slater found out that you cheated to win and said "I'm gonna give you faggot!" Remember when Slater tackled you inside the lockerroom after the contest? Remember when he punched you in the face, and flung you into a row of lockers? Remember when you started crying? Remember when you saw Mr. Belding and ran to the safety of his arms? Remember when he grabbed you in a bear hug and you could barely breathe? Remember when Slater yanked down your pants while Belding held you tightly? Remember when Slater started thrusting away at your sphincter with his greasy Mexican woodrow? Remember when he pulled out and blew his load on your back? Remember when you thought that the worst was finally over? Remember when you realized that that the worst was not over when Mr. Belding threw you on the ground, gave you a Cleveland Steamer and a warm pair of Arabian Goggles for hours on end?

"Screech Gets 'Hosed'" Episode Recap

14th October 2004 - 01:27:10 AM
10352 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode when you were wating lunch in the cafeteria when I threw an apple at the back of your head from about 15 feet away? Remember when the apple shattered in pieces? Remember when you turned around and started crying? Remember when Slater came running over to you and you hoped he'd scoop you up in his muscular arms and protect you? Remember when instead of protecting you, he broke a tray over your head? Remember when Zack and Slater picked you up and carried you into the gym locker room? Remember how nobody was in there because it was lunchtime? Remember when 20 guys took turns doubling up on you? Remember how you had a cock in your mouth and one in your ass when Mr. Belding walked in? Remember how relieved you were when you saw him? Remember how less relieved you became when he "relieved" himself on you? Remember how he coated your head with his golden shower? Remember when Mr. Tuttle walked into the locker room with plumbing equipment? Remember when Mr. Belding and Mr. Tuttle unscrewed the drain pipe on the urinal trough, and taped it to your mouth? Remember when Mr. Tuttle took a piss in the trough and his urinal swirled down the drain and flowed directly into your mouth? Remember when the wrestling coach brought in the wrsetling team and they all pissed in the trough? Remember how they finally let you go and you had to go get your stomache pumped? Remember when you were scared to drink Mountain Dew for years afterward and had to take intense psychiatric therapy? You really got "hosed" that time!

"Zack's Dad Teaches Screech A Lesson" Episode Recap

12th October 2004 - 11:30:55 PM
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Screech, remember that episode when you and Slater slept over at Zack's house? Remember when you saw Zack's huge cordless phone and you started laughing? Remember when Zack and Slater both called you a "faggot" and told you to "shut the fuck up?" Remember when you started crying and ran out of the room looking for the bathroom so that you could wipe away your tears with tissues? Remember when you ran into Zack's dad in the hallway and he told you he had tissues in his bedroom? Remember how surprised you were when you walked into his bedroom and saw Mr. Tuttle sucking off Mr. Belding in Zack's dad's bed? Remember how disturbed you were when you saw Mrs. Morris taking pictures of them? Remember when Zack's dad locked the door behind you and then pushed you onto the bed? Remember when Mr. Tuttle grabbed you by the neck and Mr. Belding pulled down your pants? Remember when when Mr. Tuttle, Mr. Belding, and Zack's dad all took turns butt slamming you all evening in front of Zack's mom's camera? Remember when Mrs. Morris developed the pictures, and everything was cropped out except your body and the penises? Remember when she developed some of the pictures and blew them up to make posters which she then sold to local gay bars? Remember when the police raid the gay bars, found the posters, and then arrested you for distributing child porn? Remember when you when to jail for 3 months and became the bitch of a smelly Puerto Rican named Jose? Remember when you got out on parole and discovered you had AIDS? You sure got screwed over that time!

"Screech Learns Not To Steal" Episode Recap

11th October 2004 - 10:49:40 PM
10292 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode when Slater and Mr. Belding dared you to steal a pack of gum from a 7-11? Remember when you went inside and Slater saw a cop drive up? Remember when Slater told the you were shoplifting? Remmeber when the cop went inside the 7-11 and saw that you had a pack of gum in your pocket? Remember when Mr. Belding suggested to the cop that you be sent to jail so you could be "scared straight?" Remember when you were brought over to the jail and placed in a cell with Mexican gang members? Remember when Slater and Mr. Belding decided to give you an hour in the cell to think about what you'd done while they drove off to a rest stop for a "quickie?" Remember when you started crying because you were scared? Remember when the Mexican gang members pulled off your pants and told you were their bitch? Remember when they passed you around the prison cell all afternoon while your cries for help went unnoticed? Remember when Mr. Belding and Slater finally came back to get you four hours later? Remember when you were crying and asked why they hadn't come earlier? Remember when Slater said "shut the fuck up, faggot!" Remember when Mr. Belding brought you over to his house and tied to to the floor on your back with your mouth taped wide open? Remember when Slater and Mr. Belding double teamed you all evening, tea bagging you, giving you multiple golden showers and hot lunches? You sure learned to stop shoplifting in that episode. That was a great educational episode!

"Belding Shows Screech A Trick" episode recap

10th October 2004 - 08:37:55 PM
10279 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode when you ate lunch with MR. Belding? Remember when Mr. Belding, your idol, would eat lunch alone in his office at lunchtime? Remember how you were delighted you were when Mr. Belding asked you to eat lunch with him? Remember how big your smile was when you walked into his office at lunchtime that day? Remember when your smile quickly turned into a frown when Mr. Belding punched you in the chest and called you a 'Zubaz-wearing faggot'? Remember when he said he'd show you a top-like trick? Remember he told you that if you didn't do what he wanted, he'd show Zack the pictures of you he had taken when you were jerking off on Zack's underwear during gym class one day? Remember when Mr. Belding made you lay down and stick your tongue out? Remember Mr. Belding dropped his pants, sat on your face, and balanced his sphincter on your tongue, and spun himself around like a top for hours on end? Remember when Mr. Belding had had enough fun and sent you back to class? Remember how your breath smelled like Mr. Belding's ass for days? Remember when you were suspended for missing your afternoon classes? Remember when Mrs. Powers was so mad at you that she pulled you out of Bayside and enrolled you in military school for a semester? Belding really screwed you over that time!

"Screech Tries Crack" Episode Recap

07th October 2004 - 01:34:37 AM
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Hey Screech, remember that episode where young adults coming out of drug rehab programs visited Bayside to scare the students from doing drugs? Remember when Mr. Belding called you on the PA system and asked you to come to his office after the program was over? Remember when when Mr. Belding asked you if you wanted some crack? Remember when you said no, and that you were really anti-drug? Remember when Mr. Belding told you that everyone was doing it, including Slater, with whom you'd had a major crush since you first laid eyes upon his sexy permed mullet? Remember when you used to masturbate to Slater's picture in the Bayside yearbook? Remember when you finally caved into Mr. Belding an agreed to try the crack? Remember when you closed your eyes and got ready to try the drug? Remember when instead of giving you drugs, Mr. Belding pulled down his pants and sat on your face? Remember when he said "here's my Crack, my ass-crack that is, BITCH!" Remember when Mr. Belding rubbed your nose and and down his asscrack all night? Remember when he eventually got up off your face and the tip of your nose had turned brown from his unwashed butt? Remember when he made you toss his salad, giving him a Russian Trombone, and then he made you suck him off? You certainly learned to stay away from crack the hard way that day!!!

"Belding, The Booty Burglar" Episode Recap

06th October 2004 - 12:42:51 AM
10189 : Ox
Hey Screech, remember that episode from the College Years when Mr. Belding came to visit you and the gang? Remember when he slept on a sleeping bag in the main room because he said he couldn't afford a hotel room? Remember when he got there and he recognized the RA Mr. Rogers, his old frat buddy? Remember when Mr. Rogers saw him, he exclaimed "hey, it's "BOOTY BURGLAR BELDING!!!'"? Remember when you asked how Mr. Belding got that name and Mr. Belding said "you don't want to know"? Remember when you kept pestering Mr. Belding to tell you, until Mr. Rogers said "shut up Screech! Let me show you a wrestling move instead!" Remember when Mr. Rogers got down in a 3-point stance and then charged at you and gave you a "clothesline"? Remember when you flipped in almost a full circle, landing on your back on the hard dorm room floor? Remember when you cried out in pain and Mr. Belding said "now I'm going to show you how I earned the "Booty Burglar Belding" name!" Remember when Mr. Rogers and Mr. Belding both yanked off all of your clothes? Remember when Mr. Rogers and Mr. Belding pulled a train with you? Remember when Mr. Belding robbed you of your anal virginity, leading you down a homosexual life path from which you have never looked back? Remember when Mr. Belding was ass-slamming you at the same time that Mr. Rogers whipped out his erect penis and said "step up to the mic, biatch!!" You sure satisfied two middle-aged men that evening for hours and hours!

"Screech Comes Out Of The Closet" Episode Recap

03rd October 2004 - 11:28:40 PM
10157 : Ox
Hey Screech, remember that episode where you came out of the closet to the Bayside gang? Remember when when you asked Zack and Slater to come over to the 'rec room' in your basement because you had something important to tell them? Remember when they arrived and you asked them to sit down on your couch because he had something you'd been wanting to get off your chest? Remember when you confessed that you were gay and you hoped they would understand? Remember when you quickly discovered that they would not understand when Slater got called you a "faggot" and threw a billard ball at you, hitting you in the chest? Remember when you fell over in pain and gasped for your breath? Remember when Slater yanked down your pants and tore off his own pants, and said he was going to "teach you what we do to queers south of the border?" Remember when he sat on your chest, pinning your arms at your sides? Remember when he started banging his smelly erect Mexican penis against your forehead and cheeks? Remember when his penis left several red "mushroom tatoos" on your face? Remember when you begging him to stop, saying that your mom was going to to get him in trouble? Remember when Slater said "no she won't bitch," and pulled out pictures of himself teabagging Mrs. Powers? Remember when you started to cry and Mr. Belding walked down into the basement and said he'd been spying on you guys from a window outside? Remember when you noticed that Mr. Belding had pitched a tent? Remember when Mr. Belding hugged you, gently caressing you and told you that nobody was ever going to hurt you again? Remember when you realized that he was just lying to you to get in your pants when he converted his hug into a bear hug, sqeezing you so tight that you couldn't breathe? Remember when Mr. Belding bodyslammed you to the basement floor, and you blacked out? Remember when you woke up and discovered that you were alone and that your pants were ripped, someone had shit on your mouth, and you had jizz all over your face? Remember when you walked upstair and your mom yelled at you for making a mess downstairs? Remember when you were grounded for a month?

"Screech Takes A Swimming Class" Episode Recap

29th September 2004 - 11:26:09 PM
10105 : Ox

Screech, remember that episode when you took swimming for your gym class at Bayside? Remember when Slater and Zack kept teasing you because you didn't know how to swim? Remember when you were struggling to tread water in the 8-foot deep end of the pool? Remember when Maxwell Nerdstrom came up behind you and kept grabbing your butt and sticking his thumb up your ass? Remember when Zack swum in front of you and started slugging you in the genetals? Remember how much your nuts hurt when he hit them for the tenth time? Remember when Slater came up behind you and whispered in your ear that he wanted you to meet him in the jacuzzi after class? Remember how excited you became, because you'd had a cruch on him ever since you first laid eyes on his smelly Mexican package while taking a shower during the previous semester's gym class? Remember when you instantly pitched a tent, but felt an intense pain in your groin due to Zack's punches? Remember when class ended and you walked into the training room and saw that the jacuzzi was already turned on? Remember how you couldn't see the bottom of the water because the jets were on full blast? Remember when you got naked and jumped in the water? Remember when you felt another leg in the pool and felt two strong hands groping you? Remember how glad you were that Slater had surprised you by hiding in the jacuzzi and waiting for you? Remember when you felt Slater's cock pound away at you? Remember when Slater blew his load? Remember when Slater pulled you under the water and took a shit in your mouth? Remember when you struggled to stand up and were going to yell at Slater until you realized that it had been Mr. Belding in the jacuzzi with you the entire time? Remember how shamed you felt and your eyes started to well up with tears? Remember when Slater walked in the room and your eyes stopped welling up with tears when Slater started giving you a golden shower? Remember when Slater's urine washed away your tears?

"Screech Gets A Yearbook" Episode Recap

28th September 2004 - 11:28:40 PM
10091 : Ox

Screech, remember that episode when you stayed after school to do your homework? Remember how yearbooks were passed out that day? Remember when you pitched a tent when you saw Slater's picture in the yearbook? Remember when you walked into the bathroom, sat down in a stall, pulled out your tiny penis and started stroking? Remember how when you were done, you took a huge crap in the toliet? Remember when you flushed the toilet and your shit and toilet paper had clogged up the toilet? Remember when the toilet overflowed? Remember when the Slater, who was working part-time as a janitor, had to clean up the mess? Remember when Slater walked into the bathroom and became enraged when he saw you? Remember when he got pissed when he realized that you caused the mess he was going to have to clean up? Remember when he kicked you in the chin and you fell on the ground, landing in the dirty toilet water from the toilet you had just overflowed? Remember how you were saving money at the time to purchase gay porn, so you hadn't cut your hair in months and it had become a huge and poofy 'white man's afro?' Remember when Slater said he'd teach you a lesson and then tore off your pants and purple g-string? Remember when he unscrewed the mop head from the mop handle? Remember when he stuck the mop handle in your unlubed butt and flipped you upside down? Remember when he mopped up your piss and shit with your poofy hair while the mop handle was lodged up your butt? Remember when Slater was done, and he threw you into the hallway even though you didn't have any pants on at the time? Remember how pissed your mom was when you came home with dried up chunks of shit stuck in your hair? You were grounded for a week!

"Screech Tries Out For The Wrestling Team" Episode Recap

28th September 2004 - 12:56:56 AM
10071 : Ox

Screech, remember that episode when you tried out for the wrestling team? Remember when you got dressed up in your scrawny wrestling tights and headed out to the wrestling mat? Remember when Slater was your opponent and Mr. Belding was the ref? Remember how surprised you were when you saw that Mr. Belding was also wearing wrestling tights? Remember how surprised you were you saw his package in his tight-fitting tights? Remember when you pitched a tent? Remember when the match started and Slater picked you up and bodyslammed you to the mat? Remember how much your body hurt and you thought you were enduring the worst pain in the world? Remember when you realized that the pain caused by the bodyslam was downright pleasureable in comparison to the assslamming Mr. Belding gave you after yanking off your tights while you lay on the mat in obvious pain? Remember when you laid on your back as Mr. Belding pounded away, clenching your teeth in pain? Remember when Mr. Belding pulled out and blew his load on your face? Remember when Slater pulled you back into the center of the wrestling mat and put you in the "Figure 4" leglock? Remember when you started crying out in pain? Remember when you stopped crying out in pain when Maxwell Nerdstrom came over and unleashed a hot lunch onto your tongue? I don't know why that episode hasn't aired recently. I thought it was great!!!!!!!!!!

"Taco Day At Bayside" Episode Recap

26th September 2004 - 07:47:50 PM
10055 : Ox

Screech, remember that episode where Slater was working in the cafeteria during lunchtime to make a little extra money to support his coke habit? Remember when it was taco day at lunchtime? Remember when you purchased a taco and Slater yelled out from the grill "hey Screech, let me put my beef in your taco?" Remember when you said that the taco you had just purchased already had a lot of ground beef in it? Remember when Slater promised he'd give you more beef? Remember when Slater made you come into the back to get the extra beef? Remember when you opened a door and walked back by the grill and were startled when you saw Mr. Belding with his pants down? Remember how Mr. Belding was stroking his middle-aged cock while looking at a picture of Zack in the Bayside yearbook? Remember when he blew his wad right when you walked in and his load landed in your eyes, temporarily blinding you? Remember when Slater yanked down your pants as you fumbled around? Remember when you asked Slater what he was doing, and he said "Screech, I'm gonna put my beef in your taco, just like I said I would, BITCH!" Remember when Slater anally violated you for several minutes until he pulled out, spun you around, and blew his Mexican load all over your face? Remember when you start crying, and Slater became enraged and kicked you through the kitchen door and out into the cafeteria? Remember when all the kids started laughing at you? Remember when Mr. Belding came up to you and said "hey, hey, hey! What is going on here?" Remember when Mr. Belding put his arm around you, told you everything would be ok, and excorted you back to his office? Remember when you realized that everything would not be ok when Mr. Belding threw you on the ground and teabagged you?

"Screech Gets A Job At The Max" Episode Recap

23rd September 2004 - 11:53:34 PM
10031 : Ox

Screech, remember when you got that part-time job working at the Max? Remember how you started out as a waiter, but you kept screwing up everyone's orders? Remember your stupidity caused Max to demote you to fry cook? Remember the time when it was your turn to take out the trash? Remember when you took the big bag out to the dumpster behind the Max? Remember when you flipped open the lid of the dumpster, threw in the trash bag, and then flipped the lid back down? Remember when after you flipped the lid back down you turned around saw Max jump out in front of you from the other side of the dumpster? Remember when he punxhed you right in the adam's apple and you fell down to the ground in pain and gasping for your breath? Remember when Max yanked down your pants and said "Screech, I'm doing to finally make you do something you can't screw up, you afro-head moron?" Remember when Max threw you up against the wall by the dumpster and started pounding away at your sphincter? Remember when he was done and he pulled out and blew his huge wad all over the back of your head? Remember when you started crying and he said "shut the fuck up, faggot!" Remember when Max got sick of your whining so he picked you up and thre you into the dumster? Remember when a rotten banana peel and a half-eaten hot dog got stuck in your butt? Remember when you started crying uncontrollably? Remember when Mr. Belding and Slater were walking by on a date when they heard your crying and walked over and opened the lid on the dumpster? Remember when you breathed a sigh of relief because you thought you were safe at last? Remember when you stopped breathing a sign of relief when Mr. Belding pulled you out of the dumpster, laid you on the filthy ground, and then dropped his pants and gave you a heavy pair of Arabian goggles while Slater gave you a Cleveland Steamer? Remember when they were done and they threw you back in the dumster and Mr. Belding pulled out a roll of duct tape and taped you inside the dumpster with the rotting food? Remember when you were finally released 3 days later when the trashmen came? Remember when you got tetanus from the dumpster and had to stay in the intense care ward of the local hospital for a week? Max, Mr. Belding, and Slater are still laughing their asses off at what they did to you!

"Screech Visits Six Flags" Episode Recap

22nd September 2004 - 11:54:14 PM
10019 : Ox

Screech, remember that episode where you and the Bayside gang went to the six flags amusement park on a field trip? Remember when Mr. Belding was the chaparone? Remember how much fun you were having on the roller coasters with Mr. Belding, Slater, and me? Remember when you said you were having so much fun on the rides and that you felt like a kid in a candy store? Remember when Mr. Belding asked you if you'd like to go on "twirlie whirl" ride? Remember when you told Mr. Belding that you'd never heard of the ride? Remmeber how excited you got when Slater said that it was brand new and he'd had a blast on it a few times in recent weeks? Remember when Mr. Belding, Slater and I told you we'd go on the ride with you? Remember when we started walking through the park until we walked past an unlocked janitor's closet? Remember when you asked why we had stopped, and Mr. Belding said that the ride was in the closet? Remember when Mr. Belding then shoved you into the closet and took off your pants and underroos? Remember when Mr. Belding picked you up and lodged his wang in your tight love tunnel? Remember when Mr. Belding said "get ready to ride the twirlie whirl?" Remember when Mr. Belding then spun you around clockwise in circle after circle atop his cock? Remember when he could he longer take it so he pulled out and blew his load all over your face and 'fro? Remember when Mr. Belding got dressed and left the closet, and Slater came in and gave you his own patented "Mexican twirlie whirl" ride until he pulled out and blew his spicy load all over your hair? Remember when I then entered the closet and did likewise? Remember when you walked back to the bus to ride home to Bayside? Remember how the loads were dried into your hair and onto your face? Remember how proud you were that your ass was able to please your principal and two high school classmates? Remember how less proud you felt during the next 6 months as you had to take herpes medicine daily to remove the "present" Mr. Belding had given you?

"Screech Goes Bowling" Episode Recap

21st September 2004 - 12:52:18 AM
9980 : Ox

Screech, remember that episode where you, Slater, Zack, Mr. Belding, and I all went bowling on a Saturday evening? Remember how your weak arms could barely lift the heavy bowling ball? Remember how you kept complaining to Salter that your ball was too heavy? Remember when Slater and Mr. Belding kept telling you to shut your annoying mouth or they'd shut it for you? Remember when Slater threw onto the bolwing lane a few of the burritos he always carried in his pockets? Remember when you complained about the mess and he told you to run out onto the lane and remove the burritos? Remember when you started walking onto the lane and then Slater threw a bolwing ball right down the center of the lane and knocked you over? Remember when Slater, Mr. Belding, and I all ran out onto the lane to get you? Remember when you thought we were going to save you? Remember when instead we all jumped onto your back and slide on your back all the way down the lane? Remember when we got to the end of the lane and Mr. Belding yanked off your jeans and underroos? Remember when Slater grabbed a bolwing pin and tried to stick it up your ass? Remember when it wouldn't fit until Slater pulled out a shoehorn to help guide the huge bowling pin into your rectum? Remember when you started to cry because you were hurt and felt humiliated? Remember when Slater, Mr. Belding, and I all washed away your guilt by giving you simultaneous golden showers? Remember when Slater and Mr. Belding then made you gobble down their feces? Remember when you got typhoid from Slater's dirty Mexican crap? Slater, Mr. Belding, and I all got you good that time!

"Screech Visits A Donkey Show" Episode Recap

12th September 2004 - 10:00:41 PM
9889 : Ox

Screech, remember that episode where you Slater, Zack, and Mr. Belding took a spring break trip down to Mexico? Remember when Slater told you and the gang that he was taking you to one of Mexico's infamous 'donkey shows?' Remember when you got excited at the thought of watching a donkey getting sucked off by a hooker in front of a crowd? Remember when you, Slater, Zack, and Mr. Belding showed up at the donkey show arena and waited for the show to begin? Remember when Slater kept ordering beers and putting it on the tab for the four of you? Remember when you got up to go to the bathroom and when you came back to your seat you couldn't find Slater, Zack, or Mr. Belding? Remember when Jose, the show's manager, then came up to you and asked you to pay your tab? Remember when you reached for your wallet only to discover that you had left it back at your hotel? Remember Jose made you get out on the stage to work off the bar tab? Remember when you sucked off two donkeys and then took in the ass from a third before Jose would finally let you leave? Remember your uncomfortable walk out of the show as blood and donkey semen dripped out of your ass? Remember when you got outside and saw Slater, Zack, and Mr. Belding? Remember how they were laughing uncontrollably and told you they had watched the entire event from a little window outside the bar? Slater, Zack, and Mr. Belding got you good that time!

"Screech Tries Out For The Football Team" Episode Recap

17th August 2004 - 12:42:50 AM
9732 : Ox

Screech, remember that episode where you tried out for the football team? Remember how you intially weren't going to try out because you thought you were too weak and scrawny to make the team and you didn't want to get hurt? Remember when Slater convinced you that everything would be ok and that he'd protect you so you wouldn't get hurt? Remember when you showed up in the locker room on the first day of practice and the football coach told you to hurry up and get out onto the field? Remember when you began crying because you couldn't find a uniform that fit? Remember when Slater put his muscular arms arm you, gripping you tight, and told you not to worry about it, and that you'd be fine because nobody would notice you weren't wearing regulation pants if you wore an extra large shirt? Remember when Slater's firm grip caused you to pitch a tent as you ran out onto the field wearing just a helmet, shoulderpads, and an oversized jersey? Remember when Slater was the quarterback and you were the center on a practice drill? Remember when Slater gave new meaning to the phrase "practice drill" as you lined up in front of him and he whipped out his erect, sweaty Mexican rod? Remember when he inserted his rod in your cornhole and had unprotected sex with you in front of the whole team? Remember when he pulled out and blew his load in your curly "white man's afro?" Remember when he then kicked you in the nuts and told you to "get the fuck off the field???" Remember when Mr. Belding and several of the players formed a circle around you and began a circle jerk, playing a version of the "cookie game" with your face? Remember how the last person to blow his load on your face had to lick up evrryone's load off your face? Remember when Mr. Belding threw the game so that he could gobble down everyone else's loads off your face? Remember when Mr. Belding got pissed off at you afterward and suspended you for disrupting practice? Remember when your parents had to show up at the school to bring you home and Mr. Belding told them that you were trying to suck off the team? Remember when your parents made you see a psychiatrist for 12 months afterwards to (unsuccessfully) cure your homosexual urges? Mr. Belding and Slater are still laughing about that one!!!

"Screech Learns About Watersports" Episode Recap

15th August 2004 - 06:42:20 PM
9704 : Ox

Screech, remember that time at Bayside when you were signing up for your 3rd quarter classes and Mr. Belding asked you if you liked watersports? Remember how you thought he was referring to the swimming gym class, so you replied 'yes'? Remember how Mr. Belding told you to head over to the locker room and get ready for the watersports? Remember how you put your tight little Speedo on your scrawny frame and waited for class to start? Remember how I then walked into the locker room and threw a football as hard as I could, smacking you right in the face? Remember how you eyes swelled shut and you couldn't see anything, so you cried out in pain? Remember how I told you you needed to take a shower before you could get in the pool? Remember when I then dropped my pants and gave you a golden shower? Remember when Mr. Belding and Mr. Tuttle then followed up by pissing all over your body, giving you a warm shower of urine? Remember when Salter walked into the locker room and then unleashed a smelly, nasty, Mexican shit on your chest? Remember when Mr. Belding and Slater then picked up your weak body and fired it into the pool, and you floated around with Slater's brown egg? Remember when the gym teacher walked into the pool area a minute later and thought you had gone to the bathroom in the pool? Remember how he screamed at you and sent you to Mr. Belding's office? Remember how Mr. Belding suspended you for a week!

The Introduction of Ox

12th August 2004 - 12:50:03 AM
9663 : Ox

Screech, remember how I was on the football team at Bayside and I used to always pick on you because you were so weak and girlish? Remember how I also used to ass-slam you at the direction of Mr. Belding, who would toss off while watching?

I want to ass slam you again just like old times. Meet me at the orange-colored gas station on Hollywood Blvd. in West Hollywood tomorrow evening at midnight. Go straight to the bathroom and knock 3 times on the door of the second bathroom stall. Then say the secret password, "Belding's toupee," and then I'll let you in and we can toss some salad.