"Screech Tries Out For The Football Team" Episode Recap

17th August 2004 - 12:42:50 AM
9732 : Ox

Screech, remember that episode where you tried out for the football team? Remember how you intially weren't going to try out because you thought you were too weak and scrawny to make the team and you didn't want to get hurt? Remember when Slater convinced you that everything would be ok and that he'd protect you so you wouldn't get hurt? Remember when you showed up in the locker room on the first day of practice and the football coach told you to hurry up and get out onto the field? Remember when you began crying because you couldn't find a uniform that fit? Remember when Slater put his muscular arms arm you, gripping you tight, and told you not to worry about it, and that you'd be fine because nobody would notice you weren't wearing regulation pants if you wore an extra large shirt? Remember when Slater's firm grip caused you to pitch a tent as you ran out onto the field wearing just a helmet, shoulderpads, and an oversized jersey? Remember when Slater was the quarterback and you were the center on a practice drill? Remember when Slater gave new meaning to the phrase "practice drill" as you lined up in front of him and he whipped out his erect, sweaty Mexican rod? Remember when he inserted his rod in your cornhole and had unprotected sex with you in front of the whole team? Remember when he pulled out and blew his load in your curly "white man's afro?" Remember when he then kicked you in the nuts and told you to "get the fuck off the field???" Remember when Mr. Belding and several of the players formed a circle around you and began a circle jerk, playing a version of the "cookie game" with your face? Remember how the last person to blow his load on your face had to lick up evrryone's load off your face? Remember when Mr. Belding threw the game so that he could gobble down everyone else's loads off your face? Remember when Mr. Belding got pissed off at you afterward and suspended you for disrupting practice? Remember when your parents had to show up at the school to bring you home and Mr. Belding told them that you were trying to suck off the team? Remember when your parents made you see a psychiatrist for 12 months afterwards to (unsuccessfully) cure your homosexual urges? Mr. Belding and Slater are still laughing about that one!!!