29th September 2004 - 11:26:09 PM
10105 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode when you took swimming for your gym class at Bayside? Remember when Slater and Zack kept teasing you because you didn't know how to swim? Remember when you were struggling to tread water in the 8-foot deep end of the pool? Remember when Maxwell Nerdstrom came up behind you and kept grabbing your butt and sticking his thumb up your ass? Remember when Zack swum in front of you and started slugging you in the genetals? Remember how much your nuts hurt when he hit them for the tenth time? Remember when Slater came up behind you and whispered in your ear that he wanted you to meet him in the jacuzzi after class? Remember how excited you became, because you'd had a cruch on him ever since you first laid eyes on his smelly Mexican package while taking a shower during the previous semester's gym class? Remember when you instantly pitched a tent, but felt an intense pain in your groin due to Zack's punches? Remember when class ended and you walked into the training room and saw that the jacuzzi was already turned on? Remember how you couldn't see the bottom of the water because the jets were on full blast? Remember when you got naked and jumped in the water? Remember when you felt another leg in the pool and felt two strong hands groping you? Remember how glad you were that Slater had surprised you by hiding in the jacuzzi and waiting for you? Remember when you felt Slater's cock pound away at you? Remember when Slater blew his load? Remember when Slater pulled you under the water and took a shit in your mouth? Remember when you struggled to stand up and were going to yell at Slater until you realized that it had been Mr. Belding in the jacuzzi with you the entire time? Remember how shamed you felt and your eyes started to well up with tears? Remember when Slater walked in the room and your eyes stopped welling up with tears when Slater started giving you a golden shower? Remember when Slater's urine washed away your tears?
Wednesday, September 29, 2004
Tuesday, September 28, 2004
"Screech Gets A Yearbook" Episode Recap
28th September 2004 - 11:28:40 PM
10091 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode when you stayed after school to do your homework? Remember how yearbooks were passed out that day? Remember when you pitched a tent when you saw Slater's picture in the yearbook? Remember when you walked into the bathroom, sat down in a stall, pulled out your tiny penis and started stroking? Remember how when you were done, you took a huge crap in the toliet? Remember when you flushed the toilet and your shit and toilet paper had clogged up the toilet? Remember when the toilet overflowed? Remember when the Slater, who was working part-time as a janitor, had to clean up the mess? Remember when Slater walked into the bathroom and became enraged when he saw you? Remember when he got pissed when he realized that you caused the mess he was going to have to clean up? Remember when he kicked you in the chin and you fell on the ground, landing in the dirty toilet water from the toilet you had just overflowed? Remember how you were saving money at the time to purchase gay porn, so you hadn't cut your hair in months and it had become a huge and poofy 'white man's afro?' Remember when Slater said he'd teach you a lesson and then tore off your pants and purple g-string? Remember when he unscrewed the mop head from the mop handle? Remember when he stuck the mop handle in your unlubed butt and flipped you upside down? Remember when he mopped up your piss and shit with your poofy hair while the mop handle was lodged up your butt? Remember when Slater was done, and he threw you into the hallway even though you didn't have any pants on at the time? Remember how pissed your mom was when you came home with dried up chunks of shit stuck in your hair? You were grounded for a week!
10091 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode when you stayed after school to do your homework? Remember how yearbooks were passed out that day? Remember when you pitched a tent when you saw Slater's picture in the yearbook? Remember when you walked into the bathroom, sat down in a stall, pulled out your tiny penis and started stroking? Remember how when you were done, you took a huge crap in the toliet? Remember when you flushed the toilet and your shit and toilet paper had clogged up the toilet? Remember when the toilet overflowed? Remember when the Slater, who was working part-time as a janitor, had to clean up the mess? Remember when Slater walked into the bathroom and became enraged when he saw you? Remember when he got pissed when he realized that you caused the mess he was going to have to clean up? Remember when he kicked you in the chin and you fell on the ground, landing in the dirty toilet water from the toilet you had just overflowed? Remember how you were saving money at the time to purchase gay porn, so you hadn't cut your hair in months and it had become a huge and poofy 'white man's afro?' Remember when Slater said he'd teach you a lesson and then tore off your pants and purple g-string? Remember when he unscrewed the mop head from the mop handle? Remember when he stuck the mop handle in your unlubed butt and flipped you upside down? Remember when he mopped up your piss and shit with your poofy hair while the mop handle was lodged up your butt? Remember when Slater was done, and he threw you into the hallway even though you didn't have any pants on at the time? Remember how pissed your mom was when you came home with dried up chunks of shit stuck in your hair? You were grounded for a week!
"Screech Tries Out For The Wrestling Team" Episode Recap
28th September 2004 - 12:56:56 AM
10071 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode when you tried out for the wrestling team? Remember when you got dressed up in your scrawny wrestling tights and headed out to the wrestling mat? Remember when Slater was your opponent and Mr. Belding was the ref? Remember how surprised you were when you saw that Mr. Belding was also wearing wrestling tights? Remember how surprised you were you saw his package in his tight-fitting tights? Remember when you pitched a tent? Remember when the match started and Slater picked you up and bodyslammed you to the mat? Remember how much your body hurt and you thought you were enduring the worst pain in the world? Remember when you realized that the pain caused by the bodyslam was downright pleasureable in comparison to the assslamming Mr. Belding gave you after yanking off your tights while you lay on the mat in obvious pain? Remember when you laid on your back as Mr. Belding pounded away, clenching your teeth in pain? Remember when Mr. Belding pulled out and blew his load on your face? Remember when Slater pulled you back into the center of the wrestling mat and put you in the "Figure 4" leglock? Remember when you started crying out in pain? Remember when you stopped crying out in pain when Maxwell Nerdstrom came over and unleashed a hot lunch onto your tongue? I don't know why that episode hasn't aired recently. I thought it was great!!!!!!!!!!
10071 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode when you tried out for the wrestling team? Remember when you got dressed up in your scrawny wrestling tights and headed out to the wrestling mat? Remember when Slater was your opponent and Mr. Belding was the ref? Remember how surprised you were when you saw that Mr. Belding was also wearing wrestling tights? Remember how surprised you were you saw his package in his tight-fitting tights? Remember when you pitched a tent? Remember when the match started and Slater picked you up and bodyslammed you to the mat? Remember how much your body hurt and you thought you were enduring the worst pain in the world? Remember when you realized that the pain caused by the bodyslam was downright pleasureable in comparison to the assslamming Mr. Belding gave you after yanking off your tights while you lay on the mat in obvious pain? Remember when you laid on your back as Mr. Belding pounded away, clenching your teeth in pain? Remember when Mr. Belding pulled out and blew his load on your face? Remember when Slater pulled you back into the center of the wrestling mat and put you in the "Figure 4" leglock? Remember when you started crying out in pain? Remember when you stopped crying out in pain when Maxwell Nerdstrom came over and unleashed a hot lunch onto your tongue? I don't know why that episode hasn't aired recently. I thought it was great!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, September 26, 2004
"Taco Day At Bayside" Episode Recap
26th September 2004 - 07:47:50 PM
10055 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where Slater was working in the cafeteria during lunchtime to make a little extra money to support his coke habit? Remember when it was taco day at lunchtime? Remember when you purchased a taco and Slater yelled out from the grill "hey Screech, let me put my beef in your taco?" Remember when you said that the taco you had just purchased already had a lot of ground beef in it? Remember when Slater promised he'd give you more beef? Remember when Slater made you come into the back to get the extra beef? Remember when you opened a door and walked back by the grill and were startled when you saw Mr. Belding with his pants down? Remember how Mr. Belding was stroking his middle-aged cock while looking at a picture of Zack in the Bayside yearbook? Remember when he blew his wad right when you walked in and his load landed in your eyes, temporarily blinding you? Remember when Slater yanked down your pants as you fumbled around? Remember when you asked Slater what he was doing, and he said "Screech, I'm gonna put my beef in your taco, just like I said I would, BITCH!" Remember when Slater anally violated you for several minutes until he pulled out, spun you around, and blew his Mexican load all over your face? Remember when you start crying, and Slater became enraged and kicked you through the kitchen door and out into the cafeteria? Remember when all the kids started laughing at you? Remember when Mr. Belding came up to you and said "hey, hey, hey! What is going on here?" Remember when Mr. Belding put his arm around you, told you everything would be ok, and excorted you back to his office? Remember when you realized that everything would not be ok when Mr. Belding threw you on the ground and teabagged you?
10055 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where Slater was working in the cafeteria during lunchtime to make a little extra money to support his coke habit? Remember when it was taco day at lunchtime? Remember when you purchased a taco and Slater yelled out from the grill "hey Screech, let me put my beef in your taco?" Remember when you said that the taco you had just purchased already had a lot of ground beef in it? Remember when Slater promised he'd give you more beef? Remember when Slater made you come into the back to get the extra beef? Remember when you opened a door and walked back by the grill and were startled when you saw Mr. Belding with his pants down? Remember how Mr. Belding was stroking his middle-aged cock while looking at a picture of Zack in the Bayside yearbook? Remember when he blew his wad right when you walked in and his load landed in your eyes, temporarily blinding you? Remember when Slater yanked down your pants as you fumbled around? Remember when you asked Slater what he was doing, and he said "Screech, I'm gonna put my beef in your taco, just like I said I would, BITCH!" Remember when Slater anally violated you for several minutes until he pulled out, spun you around, and blew his Mexican load all over your face? Remember when you start crying, and Slater became enraged and kicked you through the kitchen door and out into the cafeteria? Remember when all the kids started laughing at you? Remember when Mr. Belding came up to you and said "hey, hey, hey! What is going on here?" Remember when Mr. Belding put his arm around you, told you everything would be ok, and excorted you back to his office? Remember when you realized that everything would not be ok when Mr. Belding threw you on the ground and teabagged you?
Thursday, September 23, 2004
"Screech Gets A Job At The Max" Episode Recap
23rd September 2004 - 11:53:34 PM
10031 : Ox
Screech, remember when you got that part-time job working at the Max? Remember how you started out as a waiter, but you kept screwing up everyone's orders? Remember your stupidity caused Max to demote you to fry cook? Remember the time when it was your turn to take out the trash? Remember when you took the big bag out to the dumpster behind the Max? Remember when you flipped open the lid of the dumpster, threw in the trash bag, and then flipped the lid back down? Remember when after you flipped the lid back down you turned around saw Max jump out in front of you from the other side of the dumpster? Remember when he punxhed you right in the adam's apple and you fell down to the ground in pain and gasping for your breath? Remember when Max yanked down your pants and said "Screech, I'm doing to finally make you do something you can't screw up, you afro-head moron?" Remember when Max threw you up against the wall by the dumpster and started pounding away at your sphincter? Remember when he was done and he pulled out and blew his huge wad all over the back of your head? Remember when you started crying and he said "shut the fuck up, faggot!" Remember when Max got sick of your whining so he picked you up and thre you into the dumster? Remember when a rotten banana peel and a half-eaten hot dog got stuck in your butt? Remember when you started crying uncontrollably? Remember when Mr. Belding and Slater were walking by on a date when they heard your crying and walked over and opened the lid on the dumpster? Remember when you breathed a sigh of relief because you thought you were safe at last? Remember when you stopped breathing a sign of relief when Mr. Belding pulled you out of the dumpster, laid you on the filthy ground, and then dropped his pants and gave you a heavy pair of Arabian goggles while Slater gave you a Cleveland Steamer? Remember when they were done and they threw you back in the dumster and Mr. Belding pulled out a roll of duct tape and taped you inside the dumpster with the rotting food? Remember when you were finally released 3 days later when the trashmen came? Remember when you got tetanus from the dumpster and had to stay in the intense care ward of the local hospital for a week? Max, Mr. Belding, and Slater are still laughing their asses off at what they did to you!
10031 : Ox
Screech, remember when you got that part-time job working at the Max? Remember how you started out as a waiter, but you kept screwing up everyone's orders? Remember your stupidity caused Max to demote you to fry cook? Remember the time when it was your turn to take out the trash? Remember when you took the big bag out to the dumpster behind the Max? Remember when you flipped open the lid of the dumpster, threw in the trash bag, and then flipped the lid back down? Remember when after you flipped the lid back down you turned around saw Max jump out in front of you from the other side of the dumpster? Remember when he punxhed you right in the adam's apple and you fell down to the ground in pain and gasping for your breath? Remember when Max yanked down your pants and said "Screech, I'm doing to finally make you do something you can't screw up, you afro-head moron?" Remember when Max threw you up against the wall by the dumpster and started pounding away at your sphincter? Remember when he was done and he pulled out and blew his huge wad all over the back of your head? Remember when you started crying and he said "shut the fuck up, faggot!" Remember when Max got sick of your whining so he picked you up and thre you into the dumster? Remember when a rotten banana peel and a half-eaten hot dog got stuck in your butt? Remember when you started crying uncontrollably? Remember when Mr. Belding and Slater were walking by on a date when they heard your crying and walked over and opened the lid on the dumpster? Remember when you breathed a sigh of relief because you thought you were safe at last? Remember when you stopped breathing a sign of relief when Mr. Belding pulled you out of the dumpster, laid you on the filthy ground, and then dropped his pants and gave you a heavy pair of Arabian goggles while Slater gave you a Cleveland Steamer? Remember when they were done and they threw you back in the dumster and Mr. Belding pulled out a roll of duct tape and taped you inside the dumpster with the rotting food? Remember when you were finally released 3 days later when the trashmen came? Remember when you got tetanus from the dumpster and had to stay in the intense care ward of the local hospital for a week? Max, Mr. Belding, and Slater are still laughing their asses off at what they did to you!
Wednesday, September 22, 2004
"Screech Visits Six Flags" Episode Recap
22nd September 2004 - 11:54:14 PM
10019 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where you and the Bayside gang went to the six flags amusement park on a field trip? Remember when Mr. Belding was the chaparone? Remember how much fun you were having on the roller coasters with Mr. Belding, Slater, and me? Remember when you said you were having so much fun on the rides and that you felt like a kid in a candy store? Remember when Mr. Belding asked you if you'd like to go on "twirlie whirl" ride? Remember when you told Mr. Belding that you'd never heard of the ride? Remmeber how excited you got when Slater said that it was brand new and he'd had a blast on it a few times in recent weeks? Remember when Mr. Belding, Slater and I told you we'd go on the ride with you? Remember when we started walking through the park until we walked past an unlocked janitor's closet? Remember when you asked why we had stopped, and Mr. Belding said that the ride was in the closet? Remember when Mr. Belding then shoved you into the closet and took off your pants and underroos? Remember when Mr. Belding picked you up and lodged his wang in your tight love tunnel? Remember when Mr. Belding said "get ready to ride the twirlie whirl?" Remember when Mr. Belding then spun you around clockwise in circle after circle atop his cock? Remember when he could he longer take it so he pulled out and blew his load all over your face and 'fro? Remember when Mr. Belding got dressed and left the closet, and Slater came in and gave you his own patented "Mexican twirlie whirl" ride until he pulled out and blew his spicy load all over your hair? Remember when I then entered the closet and did likewise? Remember when you walked back to the bus to ride home to Bayside? Remember how the loads were dried into your hair and onto your face? Remember how proud you were that your ass was able to please your principal and two high school classmates? Remember how less proud you felt during the next 6 months as you had to take herpes medicine daily to remove the "present" Mr. Belding had given you?
10019 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where you and the Bayside gang went to the six flags amusement park on a field trip? Remember when Mr. Belding was the chaparone? Remember how much fun you were having on the roller coasters with Mr. Belding, Slater, and me? Remember when you said you were having so much fun on the rides and that you felt like a kid in a candy store? Remember when Mr. Belding asked you if you'd like to go on "twirlie whirl" ride? Remember when you told Mr. Belding that you'd never heard of the ride? Remmeber how excited you got when Slater said that it was brand new and he'd had a blast on it a few times in recent weeks? Remember when Mr. Belding, Slater and I told you we'd go on the ride with you? Remember when we started walking through the park until we walked past an unlocked janitor's closet? Remember when you asked why we had stopped, and Mr. Belding said that the ride was in the closet? Remember when Mr. Belding then shoved you into the closet and took off your pants and underroos? Remember when Mr. Belding picked you up and lodged his wang in your tight love tunnel? Remember when Mr. Belding said "get ready to ride the twirlie whirl?" Remember when Mr. Belding then spun you around clockwise in circle after circle atop his cock? Remember when he could he longer take it so he pulled out and blew his load all over your face and 'fro? Remember when Mr. Belding got dressed and left the closet, and Slater came in and gave you his own patented "Mexican twirlie whirl" ride until he pulled out and blew his spicy load all over your hair? Remember when I then entered the closet and did likewise? Remember when you walked back to the bus to ride home to Bayside? Remember how the loads were dried into your hair and onto your face? Remember how proud you were that your ass was able to please your principal and two high school classmates? Remember how less proud you felt during the next 6 months as you had to take herpes medicine daily to remove the "present" Mr. Belding had given you?
Tuesday, September 21, 2004
"Screech Goes Bowling" Episode Recap
21st September 2004 - 12:52:18 AM
9980 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where you, Slater, Zack, Mr. Belding, and I all went bowling on a Saturday evening? Remember how your weak arms could barely lift the heavy bowling ball? Remember how you kept complaining to Salter that your ball was too heavy? Remember when Slater and Mr. Belding kept telling you to shut your annoying mouth or they'd shut it for you? Remember when Slater threw onto the bolwing lane a few of the burritos he always carried in his pockets? Remember when you complained about the mess and he told you to run out onto the lane and remove the burritos? Remember when you started walking onto the lane and then Slater threw a bolwing ball right down the center of the lane and knocked you over? Remember when Slater, Mr. Belding, and I all ran out onto the lane to get you? Remember when you thought we were going to save you? Remember when instead we all jumped onto your back and slide on your back all the way down the lane? Remember when we got to the end of the lane and Mr. Belding yanked off your jeans and underroos? Remember when Slater grabbed a bolwing pin and tried to stick it up your ass? Remember when it wouldn't fit until Slater pulled out a shoehorn to help guide the huge bowling pin into your rectum? Remember when you started to cry because you were hurt and felt humiliated? Remember when Slater, Mr. Belding, and I all washed away your guilt by giving you simultaneous golden showers? Remember when Slater and Mr. Belding then made you gobble down their feces? Remember when you got typhoid from Slater's dirty Mexican crap? Slater, Mr. Belding, and I all got you good that time!
9980 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where you, Slater, Zack, Mr. Belding, and I all went bowling on a Saturday evening? Remember how your weak arms could barely lift the heavy bowling ball? Remember how you kept complaining to Salter that your ball was too heavy? Remember when Slater and Mr. Belding kept telling you to shut your annoying mouth or they'd shut it for you? Remember when Slater threw onto the bolwing lane a few of the burritos he always carried in his pockets? Remember when you complained about the mess and he told you to run out onto the lane and remove the burritos? Remember when you started walking onto the lane and then Slater threw a bolwing ball right down the center of the lane and knocked you over? Remember when Slater, Mr. Belding, and I all ran out onto the lane to get you? Remember when you thought we were going to save you? Remember when instead we all jumped onto your back and slide on your back all the way down the lane? Remember when we got to the end of the lane and Mr. Belding yanked off your jeans and underroos? Remember when Slater grabbed a bolwing pin and tried to stick it up your ass? Remember when it wouldn't fit until Slater pulled out a shoehorn to help guide the huge bowling pin into your rectum? Remember when you started to cry because you were hurt and felt humiliated? Remember when Slater, Mr. Belding, and I all washed away your guilt by giving you simultaneous golden showers? Remember when Slater and Mr. Belding then made you gobble down their feces? Remember when you got typhoid from Slater's dirty Mexican crap? Slater, Mr. Belding, and I all got you good that time!
Sunday, September 12, 2004
"Screech Visits A Donkey Show" Episode Recap
12th September 2004 - 10:00:41 PM
9889 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where you Slater, Zack, and Mr. Belding took a spring break trip down to Mexico? Remember when Slater told you and the gang that he was taking you to one of Mexico's infamous 'donkey shows?' Remember when you got excited at the thought of watching a donkey getting sucked off by a hooker in front of a crowd? Remember when you, Slater, Zack, and Mr. Belding showed up at the donkey show arena and waited for the show to begin? Remember when Slater kept ordering beers and putting it on the tab for the four of you? Remember when you got up to go to the bathroom and when you came back to your seat you couldn't find Slater, Zack, or Mr. Belding? Remember when Jose, the show's manager, then came up to you and asked you to pay your tab? Remember when you reached for your wallet only to discover that you had left it back at your hotel? Remember Jose made you get out on the stage to work off the bar tab? Remember when you sucked off two donkeys and then took in the ass from a third before Jose would finally let you leave? Remember your uncomfortable walk out of the show as blood and donkey semen dripped out of your ass? Remember when you got outside and saw Slater, Zack, and Mr. Belding? Remember how they were laughing uncontrollably and told you they had watched the entire event from a little window outside the bar? Slater, Zack, and Mr. Belding got you good that time!
9889 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where you Slater, Zack, and Mr. Belding took a spring break trip down to Mexico? Remember when Slater told you and the gang that he was taking you to one of Mexico's infamous 'donkey shows?' Remember when you got excited at the thought of watching a donkey getting sucked off by a hooker in front of a crowd? Remember when you, Slater, Zack, and Mr. Belding showed up at the donkey show arena and waited for the show to begin? Remember when Slater kept ordering beers and putting it on the tab for the four of you? Remember when you got up to go to the bathroom and when you came back to your seat you couldn't find Slater, Zack, or Mr. Belding? Remember when Jose, the show's manager, then came up to you and asked you to pay your tab? Remember when you reached for your wallet only to discover that you had left it back at your hotel? Remember Jose made you get out on the stage to work off the bar tab? Remember when you sucked off two donkeys and then took in the ass from a third before Jose would finally let you leave? Remember your uncomfortable walk out of the show as blood and donkey semen dripped out of your ass? Remember when you got outside and saw Slater, Zack, and Mr. Belding? Remember how they were laughing uncontrollably and told you they had watched the entire event from a little window outside the bar? Slater, Zack, and Mr. Belding got you good that time!
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