Screech, remember when you fell in love with Belding during your senior year at Bayside? Remember how you would take the early bus to school and service his penis and ass needs every morning in his office? Remember that time that you snuck away from the lunch cafeteria at lunchtime to tell Belding you were in love with him? Remember when you opened the door to his office and saw Zack Morris' father in there sucking him off? Remember when you yelled out "Zoinks!!!!" and started crying like a little bitch? Remember when Belding said that you were unable to fully satisfy him, but that you shouldn't worry because he was "Down with O.P.P. " like the rap song by Naughty By Nature that was popular at the time? Remember when Belding said that he was allowed to have sex with other men, but that if you tried to cheat on him, he would murder you because you were his jewish gay sex slave? Remember when Belding came in Zack's dad's mouth? Remember when you kept crying and said that you didn't want to share him with anyone else? Remember how mad that made Belding and he ran to his desk and picked up a large stapler and threw it at your face? Remember when it hit you in your large crooked nose, breaking your nose and causing blood to spurt out? Remember how scared you were? Remember when you noticed a halogen lamp in the corner of the office that was slightly shaking? Remember when you looked closer and saw Mr. Tuttle jerking off while completely naked? Remember how Tuttle had camouflage paint to blend in with the various furniture in the office? Remember when you begged for help, but neither Zack's dad nor Tuttle would help you? Remember when Belding threw a tape dispenser on you and you fell to the ground? Remember when Belding tipped over his desk, causing it to fall right on your chest, trapping you on the floor? Remember when you heard a rib snap? Remember when you cried out that you couldn't breathe? Remember when that seemed to egg on Belding even more and he jumped onto the side of the desk in an effort to crush your chest? Remember when you heard a crashing sound and looked over and saw A.C. Slater drive into the office in Mr. Tuttle's Driver's Ed car? Remember how you thought that Slater was going to rescue you from the horrific attack? Remember how you quickly discovered that Slater was not going to help you when he drove the Driver's Ed car onto your face and slammed on the gas to make the tires spin on your face? Remember all the skin that was ripped off your face while the steel-belted tires spun? Remember how hard everyone was laughing at you? Remember when you lost consciousness and went into a coma? Remember when you woke up months later in the nearby hospital and began a painful recovery from a shattered skull and ribs?
Belding really taught you the meaning of love in that episode!
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
"Screech Learns the Meaning of Love" Episode Recap
20th February 2008 - 01:44:26 AM
86958 : Ox
Screech, remember when you fell in love with Belding during your senior year at Bayside? Remember how you would take the early bus to school and service his penis and ass needs every morning in his office? Remember that time that you snuck away from the lunch cafeteria at lunchtime to tell Belding you were in love with him? Remember when you opened the door to his office and saw Zack Morris' father in there sucking him off? Remember when you yelled out "Zoinks!!!!" and started crying like a little bitch? Remember when Belding said that you were unable to fully satisfy him, but that you shouldn't worry because he was "Down with O.P.P. " like the rap song by Naughty By Nature that was popular at the time? Remember when Belding said that he was allowed to have sex with other men, but that if you tried to cheat on him, he would murder you because you were his jewish gay sex slave? Remember when Belding came in Zack's dad's mouth? Remember when you kept crying and said that you didn't want to share him with anyone else? Remember how mad that made Belding and he ran to his desk and picked up a large stapler and threw it at your face? Remember when it hit you in your large crooked nose, breaking your nose and causing blood to spurt out? Remember how scared you were? Remember when you noticed a halogen lamp in the corner of the office that was slightly shaking? Remember when you looked closer and saw Mr. Tuttle jerking off while completely naked? Remember how Tuttle had camouflage paint to blend in with the various furniture in the office? Remember when you begged for help, but neither Zack's dad nor Tuttle would help you? Remember when Belding threw a tape dispenser on you and you fell to the ground? Remember when Belding tipped over his desk, causing it to fall right on your chest, trapping you on the floor? Remember when you heard a rib snap? Remember when you cried out that you couldn't breathe? Remember when that seemed to egg on Belding even more and he jumped onto the side of the desk in an effort to crush your chest? Remember when you heard a crashing sound and looked over and saw A.C. Slater drive into the office in Mr. Tuttle's Driver's Ed car? Remember how you thought that Slater was going to rescue you from the horrific attack? Remember how you quickly discovered that Slater was not going to help you when he drove the Driver's Ed car onto your face and slammed on the gas to make the tires spin on your face? Remember all the skin that was ripped off your face while the steel-belted tires spun? Remember how hard everyone was laughing at you? Remember when you lost consciousness and went into a coma? Remember when you woke up months later in the nearby hospital and began a painful recovery from a shattered skull and ribs?
Belding really taught you the meaning of love in that episode!
86958 : Ox
Screech, remember when you fell in love with Belding during your senior year at Bayside? Remember how you would take the early bus to school and service his penis and ass needs every morning in his office? Remember that time that you snuck away from the lunch cafeteria at lunchtime to tell Belding you were in love with him? Remember when you opened the door to his office and saw Zack Morris' father in there sucking him off? Remember when you yelled out "Zoinks!!!!" and started crying like a little bitch? Remember when Belding said that you were unable to fully satisfy him, but that you shouldn't worry because he was "Down with O.P.P. " like the rap song by Naughty By Nature that was popular at the time? Remember when Belding said that he was allowed to have sex with other men, but that if you tried to cheat on him, he would murder you because you were his jewish gay sex slave? Remember when Belding came in Zack's dad's mouth? Remember when you kept crying and said that you didn't want to share him with anyone else? Remember how mad that made Belding and he ran to his desk and picked up a large stapler and threw it at your face? Remember when it hit you in your large crooked nose, breaking your nose and causing blood to spurt out? Remember how scared you were? Remember when you noticed a halogen lamp in the corner of the office that was slightly shaking? Remember when you looked closer and saw Mr. Tuttle jerking off while completely naked? Remember how Tuttle had camouflage paint to blend in with the various furniture in the office? Remember when you begged for help, but neither Zack's dad nor Tuttle would help you? Remember when Belding threw a tape dispenser on you and you fell to the ground? Remember when Belding tipped over his desk, causing it to fall right on your chest, trapping you on the floor? Remember when you heard a rib snap? Remember when you cried out that you couldn't breathe? Remember when that seemed to egg on Belding even more and he jumped onto the side of the desk in an effort to crush your chest? Remember when you heard a crashing sound and looked over and saw A.C. Slater drive into the office in Mr. Tuttle's Driver's Ed car? Remember how you thought that Slater was going to rescue you from the horrific attack? Remember how you quickly discovered that Slater was not going to help you when he drove the Driver's Ed car onto your face and slammed on the gas to make the tires spin on your face? Remember all the skin that was ripped off your face while the steel-belted tires spun? Remember how hard everyone was laughing at you? Remember when you lost consciousness and went into a coma? Remember when you woke up months later in the nearby hospital and began a painful recovery from a shattered skull and ribs?
Belding really taught you the meaning of love in that episode!
Saturday, February 16, 2008
"Screech Learns How to Ski" Episode Recap
16th February 2008 - 04:05:56 PM
86913 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where Mr. Belding took you skiing? Remember how on the first day of skiing, Belding taught you how to ski on the bunny slopes and then you moved up to the intermediate slopes? Remember how nice Belding was being to you? Remember when Belding made love to you that evening and after filling your ass up with his cum, you embraced and fell asleep in bliss? Remember how Belding treated you to Taco Bell at the resort the next day for lunch? Remember when you ate 4 crunchy tacos and Belding ate 43 crunchy tacos, 15 taco supremes, and 7 orders of cinnamon twists? Remember how fatty taco grease was dripping down his face by the time he finished eating? Remember when Belding said it was time to take your skiing to the next level? Remember when he said it was time to ski on one of the advanced slopes? Remember when Belding took you to Mount Whitehead? Remember how Mount Whitehead was 2000 feet tall and had a couple cliffs? Remember how you were scared when you got off the ski lift and were at the top of the Mountain with Belding? Remember when you cried "Zoinks!" to express your fear? Remember when Belding told you to shut your yapper and that everything would be fine and that he would ski down first to show you it was safe? Remember when Belding skied like a rocket down the mountain, leaving a trail of flying snow in his wake? Remember when he got down to the bottom and yelled for you to go, but you hesitated because you were scared? Remember when Belding got mad and then dropped his pants for some reason? Remember how you thought it was funny that he was mooning you? Remember how much less funny you thought it was seconds later when you heard a rumbling sound and then Belding dropped ass? Remember how a massive brown cloud was unleashed from his asshole and it quickly enveloped the entire mountain? Remember when the snow turned brown and started melting? Remember when the snow at the top melted and the runoff quickly started zooming down the mountain and washed into a nearby lake? Remember how the water was so contaminated by the heavy metals and other toxins that were in Belding's fart that the geological area around the nearby lake was rendered uninhabitable for the next 50 years? Remember when the snow beneath your feet melted and you started tumbling down the mountain, smacking into rocks on the way down? Remember when you broke several ribs and shattered your pelvis on the way down? Remember when you finally reached the bottom and Belding was laughing really hard? Remember when you tried to yell "Zoinks!" but were unable to do so because the wind had been knocked out of you? Remember when Belding asked you if you had a nice trip? Remember when you started crying and Belding said he'd give you something to cry about as he started jagging you in the ass with his ski poles and then viciously raped you? Remember when you heard a "whoosh" sound and looked over and saw a large igloo zooming down the mountain? Remember how it was floating on top of the water from the melted snow? Remember when you saw Mr. Tuttle on top of the igloo with his pants rolled down and he was masturbating vigorously? Remember when the igloo reached the bottom and smacked right into a large tree at a speed of about 40 MPH? Remember when a tree branch pierced through Mr. Tuttle's chest and he started bleeding profusely? Remember how he kept masturbating instead of seeking immediately life-saving help? Remember when Tuttle ejaculated onto the side of the tree and then passed out and went into cardiac arrest? Remember when Belding blew a massive load up your ass and then got off you and walked over to the ski lodge? Remember when he blamed you for contaminating the lake and you were hit with a $10,000 fine from the EPA? You really learned about skiing in that episode!
86913 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where Mr. Belding took you skiing? Remember how on the first day of skiing, Belding taught you how to ski on the bunny slopes and then you moved up to the intermediate slopes? Remember how nice Belding was being to you? Remember when Belding made love to you that evening and after filling your ass up with his cum, you embraced and fell asleep in bliss? Remember how Belding treated you to Taco Bell at the resort the next day for lunch? Remember when you ate 4 crunchy tacos and Belding ate 43 crunchy tacos, 15 taco supremes, and 7 orders of cinnamon twists? Remember how fatty taco grease was dripping down his face by the time he finished eating? Remember when Belding said it was time to take your skiing to the next level? Remember when he said it was time to ski on one of the advanced slopes? Remember when Belding took you to Mount Whitehead? Remember how Mount Whitehead was 2000 feet tall and had a couple cliffs? Remember how you were scared when you got off the ski lift and were at the top of the Mountain with Belding? Remember when you cried "Zoinks!" to express your fear? Remember when Belding told you to shut your yapper and that everything would be fine and that he would ski down first to show you it was safe? Remember when Belding skied like a rocket down the mountain, leaving a trail of flying snow in his wake? Remember when he got down to the bottom and yelled for you to go, but you hesitated because you were scared? Remember when Belding got mad and then dropped his pants for some reason? Remember how you thought it was funny that he was mooning you? Remember how much less funny you thought it was seconds later when you heard a rumbling sound and then Belding dropped ass? Remember how a massive brown cloud was unleashed from his asshole and it quickly enveloped the entire mountain? Remember when the snow turned brown and started melting? Remember when the snow at the top melted and the runoff quickly started zooming down the mountain and washed into a nearby lake? Remember how the water was so contaminated by the heavy metals and other toxins that were in Belding's fart that the geological area around the nearby lake was rendered uninhabitable for the next 50 years? Remember when the snow beneath your feet melted and you started tumbling down the mountain, smacking into rocks on the way down? Remember when you broke several ribs and shattered your pelvis on the way down? Remember when you finally reached the bottom and Belding was laughing really hard? Remember when you tried to yell "Zoinks!" but were unable to do so because the wind had been knocked out of you? Remember when Belding asked you if you had a nice trip? Remember when you started crying and Belding said he'd give you something to cry about as he started jagging you in the ass with his ski poles and then viciously raped you? Remember when you heard a "whoosh" sound and looked over and saw a large igloo zooming down the mountain? Remember how it was floating on top of the water from the melted snow? Remember when you saw Mr. Tuttle on top of the igloo with his pants rolled down and he was masturbating vigorously? Remember when the igloo reached the bottom and smacked right into a large tree at a speed of about 40 MPH? Remember when a tree branch pierced through Mr. Tuttle's chest and he started bleeding profusely? Remember how he kept masturbating instead of seeking immediately life-saving help? Remember when Tuttle ejaculated onto the side of the tree and then passed out and went into cardiac arrest? Remember when Belding blew a massive load up your ass and then got off you and walked over to the ski lodge? Remember when he blamed you for contaminating the lake and you were hit with a $10,000 fine from the EPA? You really learned about skiing in that episode!
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
"Screech learns about the ocean" recap
Screech, remember that episode where you were walking along the beach holding hands with Mr. Belding after having serviced his penis and ass needs? Remember when Belding found a big shell on the ground and said that he could hear the ocean when he put it up to his ear? Remember when he threw it into the ocean and it broke into pieces? Remember when you started crying because you wanted to hear the ocean in the shell? Remember when you couldn't find another shell and kept crying like a little baby? Remember when Belding held you tightly and said everything would be ok and that he had an idea? Remember when he said that if you put your ear up against his asshole, you would be able to hear the ocean? Remember when you foolishly believed him? Remember when he pulled down his pants and you got in close? Remember when you couldn't hear anything and Belding said that was because you were too far away? Remember when you got about half an inch from Belding's asshole and hear a rumbling sound that didn't sound anything like the ocean? Remember when a split second later a diarrhea tsunami exploded out of Belding's ass and the force knocked you over? Remember how his fecal matter reached deep into your ear canal? Remember how Belding had eaten a large bag of peanuts the night before and his body had extreme difficulty digesting the peanuts? Remember when some undigested peanuts were in Belding's diarrhea and had sharp edges that pierced your eardrum causing permanent hear loss? Remember when blood started dripping out of your ear and Belding started laughing, calling you a "Stupid Faggot Jew Bastard!"? Remember when Belding started kicking you in the head and then yanked off your Zubaz swim trunks and started raping you and you cried for help? Remember when you looked over and saw a sand dune about 25 feet away that appeared to be shaking, as if an earthquake were occurring at that time? Remember when you saw Mr. Tuttle roll out of the sand dune? Remember how he was covered in sand and his pants were off and he was masturbating vigorously? Remember when coughed and a cloud of sand emerged from his lungs, because he had apparently been hiding in the sand dune for some time waiting to jerk off to your eventual rape? Remember when Belding kept pounding away at your now torn asshole and then blew his massive STD-ridden load up your ass? Remember when Belding rested for a second and then began stomping on your head until you lost consciousness? Remember when you regained consciousness 2 hours later when a seagull went to the bathroom on your jew fro? You sure learned about the ocean that time!
Friday, February 08, 2008
"Screech Learns About Cars" Episode Recap
08th February 2008 - 12:42:04 AM
86786 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode of Saved by The Bell: The New Class where you purchased your 1979 Gremlin automobile? Remember how rusty it was and was missing the back bumper? Remember how everyone would laugh you for driving such an old shitty car, but you didn’t care because it was your first set of wheels? Remember when you told Mr. Belding about your car and asked him to go for a ride? Remember how Belding had to put the passenger seat as far back as it would go to accommodate his ample frame? Remember when Belding asked if he could drive? Remember when you said it was ok and let him drive? Remember when Belding got behind the wheel and put on his seat belt and you did the same? Remember when Belding asked why you were wearing a seatbelt and told you that it was much more fun for passengers to not wear those constrictive seat belts? Remember how you heeded Belding’s advice because he was you hero? Remember when Belding slammed on the gas and started zooming down the street? Remember when Belding intentionally accelerated toward a large oak tree? Remember how sadistically Belding was laughing and said, “Get some, Screech!!! Get some of this, BITCH!!!!” Remember when Belding hit about 50 MPH when he smashed into the oak tree with the front end of the car directly in front of you? Remember when you were ejected from the Gremlin and smashed through the windshield, breaking your shoulder and spine on the way out? Remember how your body was a crumpled mess at this time and you tried to ask Belding for help, but couldn’t because you had a punctured lung? Remember when Belding dropped his pants and ripped a disgusting wet fart right in your face? Remember how bad it smelled, but you couldn’t move? Remember when Milo the janitor came running down the street with his mop and smacked you in the face and started stomping on your gonzo nose? Remember when Milo started sodomizing you with his mop handle? Remember when A.C. Slater appeared out of nowhere and yanked off your Zubaz and started raping you? Remember how odd it was because Slater wasn’t even on the New Class? Remember when he said that Pacific Blue was filming nearby and he heard the crash and got really horny when he saw you on the ground in pain? Remember when the branches on the tree started shaking and you looked up and saw several branches snap in half as Mr. Tuttle came crashing down from 25 feet up in the air and then smashed down onto the roof of your Gremlin, flattening the car like a pancake? Remember how Tuttle’s pants were down and he was masturbating vigorously? Remember when he fired his cum into your jewfro and then passed out from massive blood loss? Remember when Belding grabbed your cum-drenched jewfro and then started throat fucking you? Remember how much that hurt because your neck was already broken? Remember when Belding blew a massive load in your mouth and then started hitting you with the branches that came down when Tuttle fell? Remember when he nearly poked your eye out and then everyone got up and left you for dead in a pool of blood and cum? Remember when you passed out and went into a coma for several weeks? Remember when Belding came to visit you in the hospital and ripped one right in your face and you came out of the coma? Remember when you looked over and saw that Tuttle was jerking off into your IV bag?
You sure learned about cars in that episode!
86786 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode of Saved by The Bell: The New Class where you purchased your 1979 Gremlin automobile? Remember how rusty it was and was missing the back bumper? Remember how everyone would laugh you for driving such an old shitty car, but you didn’t care because it was your first set of wheels? Remember when you told Mr. Belding about your car and asked him to go for a ride? Remember how Belding had to put the passenger seat as far back as it would go to accommodate his ample frame? Remember when Belding asked if he could drive? Remember when you said it was ok and let him drive? Remember when Belding got behind the wheel and put on his seat belt and you did the same? Remember when Belding asked why you were wearing a seatbelt and told you that it was much more fun for passengers to not wear those constrictive seat belts? Remember how you heeded Belding’s advice because he was you hero? Remember when Belding slammed on the gas and started zooming down the street? Remember when Belding intentionally accelerated toward a large oak tree? Remember how sadistically Belding was laughing and said, “Get some, Screech!!! Get some of this, BITCH!!!!” Remember when Belding hit about 50 MPH when he smashed into the oak tree with the front end of the car directly in front of you? Remember when you were ejected from the Gremlin and smashed through the windshield, breaking your shoulder and spine on the way out? Remember how your body was a crumpled mess at this time and you tried to ask Belding for help, but couldn’t because you had a punctured lung? Remember when Belding dropped his pants and ripped a disgusting wet fart right in your face? Remember how bad it smelled, but you couldn’t move? Remember when Milo the janitor came running down the street with his mop and smacked you in the face and started stomping on your gonzo nose? Remember when Milo started sodomizing you with his mop handle? Remember when A.C. Slater appeared out of nowhere and yanked off your Zubaz and started raping you? Remember how odd it was because Slater wasn’t even on the New Class? Remember when he said that Pacific Blue was filming nearby and he heard the crash and got really horny when he saw you on the ground in pain? Remember when the branches on the tree started shaking and you looked up and saw several branches snap in half as Mr. Tuttle came crashing down from 25 feet up in the air and then smashed down onto the roof of your Gremlin, flattening the car like a pancake? Remember how Tuttle’s pants were down and he was masturbating vigorously? Remember when he fired his cum into your jewfro and then passed out from massive blood loss? Remember when Belding grabbed your cum-drenched jewfro and then started throat fucking you? Remember how much that hurt because your neck was already broken? Remember when Belding blew a massive load in your mouth and then started hitting you with the branches that came down when Tuttle fell? Remember when he nearly poked your eye out and then everyone got up and left you for dead in a pool of blood and cum? Remember when you passed out and went into a coma for several weeks? Remember when Belding came to visit you in the hospital and ripped one right in your face and you came out of the coma? Remember when you looked over and saw that Tuttle was jerking off into your IV bag?
You sure learned about cars in that episode!
Tuesday, February 05, 2008
"Screech Learns About Plumbing" episode recap
Screech, remember that episode from Saved By The Bell: The New Class where Mr. Belding was embezzling money from Bayside to support his addiction to gay porn? Remember how Belding was stealing so much money that Bayside was being run on a shoestring budget? Remember when Mr. Tuttle ate a massive chicken, and several cobs of corn at lunch? Remember how Tuttle didn’t even chew all of the chicken and actually swallowed several bones? Remember when a couple hours later Tuttle suddenly had to take a massive shit? Remember when he ran to the Bayside bathroom and unleashed a massive shit log? Remember how one could see the chicken bones and undigested corn in Tuttle’s floater? Remember when Tuttle flushed the toilet and his massive shit load disappeared down the toilet pipe? Remember when the toilet suddenly started overflowing because Tuttle’s crap got stuck in a curve in the pipe? Remember when Milo the janitor tried to unclog the jam with a plunger but couldn’t pry it loose? Remember when Milo started to take apart the toilet, moving the porcelain part and leaving just a hole to a pipe in the ground? Remember when Milo said that the school would need to purchase a new cast iron section of pipe to replace the one with the clog? Remember how Belding knew that if he had to write a check for the expensive pipe, someone would be bound to notice the money he was skimming? Remember how Belding couldn’t let that happen and called you down to the bathroom to help? Remember how you assumed he was going to ask you for some advice on how to dislodge the feces based on your vast knowledge of the mathematical angles and curves that you learned in your Geometry class? Remember when Belding asked you to kneel down for a closer look? Remember when Belding and Mil suddenly grabbed your legs and forcefully shoved you face-first into the toilet pipe? Remember when they shoved your torso back and forth into the pipe as the brillo-like properties of your jew-fro knocked loose chunks of chit that were stuck to the sides of the pipe? Remember how you started to drown as your lungs began filling up with toilet water? Remember how you started to suffocate? Remember how they shoved your further into the pipe and you smacked head-first into something rock-hard? Remember how that was Tuttle’s massive turd?
Remember when they shoved your body down further and it dislodged the shit? Remember how you assumed that Belding and Milo would quickly pull you out so that you could breathe and expel the toilet water from your lungs? Remember when Belding and Milo grabbed your Zubaz and tore them off as you struggled to pull yourself out of the toilet pipe? Remember when you felt intense discomfort in your butthole experienced painful anal stretching as Belding shoved his massive unlubed cock up your ass and started pounding away? Remember how while this was happening you felt intense burning pain on your zoinker? Remember when you later found out that Milo was lighting up cigars and putting them out on your tiny cock to celebrate the fixed toilet? Remember when Belding finally pulled out several minutes later and then went with Milo to his office to jerk off onto their yearbook photos of Slater in his wrestling singlet? Remember how they left you to fend for yourself and called the police? Remember when a police officer arrived at Bayside and Belding told the officer that you broke the toilet and then stuck your head in the pipe, causing thousands of dollars in damage? Remember when the policeman yanked your unconscious body out of the pipe and gave you a ticket? Remember when you woke up in the hospital months later and discovered that you had lost 35% of your intellectual capacity when you nearly drowned and stopped breathing? Remember when Bayside sued you for $2000 for damage to the bathroom?
You sure learned about plumbing that time!
Remember when they shoved your body down further and it dislodged the shit? Remember how you assumed that Belding and Milo would quickly pull you out so that you could breathe and expel the toilet water from your lungs? Remember when Belding and Milo grabbed your Zubaz and tore them off as you struggled to pull yourself out of the toilet pipe? Remember when you felt intense discomfort in your butthole experienced painful anal stretching as Belding shoved his massive unlubed cock up your ass and started pounding away? Remember how while this was happening you felt intense burning pain on your zoinker? Remember when you later found out that Milo was lighting up cigars and putting them out on your tiny cock to celebrate the fixed toilet? Remember when Belding finally pulled out several minutes later and then went with Milo to his office to jerk off onto their yearbook photos of Slater in his wrestling singlet? Remember how they left you to fend for yourself and called the police? Remember when a police officer arrived at Bayside and Belding told the officer that you broke the toilet and then stuck your head in the pipe, causing thousands of dollars in damage? Remember when the policeman yanked your unconscious body out of the pipe and gave you a ticket? Remember when you woke up in the hospital months later and discovered that you had lost 35% of your intellectual capacity when you nearly drowned and stopped breathing? Remember when Bayside sued you for $2000 for damage to the bathroom?
You sure learned about plumbing that time!
Monday, February 04, 2008
"Screech Learns About Plumbing" Episode Recap
04th February 2008 - 08:43:27 PM
86736 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode from Saved By The Bell: The New Class where Mr. Belding was embezzling money from Bayside to support his addiction to gay porn? Remember how Belding was stealing so much money that Bayside was being run on a shoestring budget? Remember when Mr. Tuttle ate a massive chicken, and several cobs of corn at lunch? Remember how Tuttle didn't even chew all of the chicken and actually swallowed several bones? Remember when a couple hours later Tuttle suddenly had to take a massive shit? Remember when he ran to the Bayside bathroom and unleashed a massive shit log? Remember how one could see the chicken bones and undigested corn in Tuttle's floater? Remember when Tuttle flushed the toilet and his massive shit load disappeared down the toilet pipe? Remember when the toilet suddenly started overflowing because Tuttle's crap got stuck in a curve in the pipe? Remember when Milo the janitor tried to unclog the jam with a plunger but couldn't pry it loose? Remember when Milo started to take apart the toilet, moving the porcelain part and leaving just a hole to a pipe in the ground? Remember when Milo said that the school would need to purchase a new cast iron section of pipe to replace the one with the clog? Remember how Belding knew that if he had to write a check for the expensive pipe, someone would be bound to notice the money he was skimming? Remember how Belding couldn't let that happen and called you down to the bathroom to help? Remember how you assumed he was going to ask you for some advice on how to dislodge the feces based on your vast knowledge of the mathematical angles and curves that you learned in your Geometry class? Remember when Belding asked you to kneel down for a closer look? Remember when Belding and Milo suddenly grabbed your legs and forcefully shoved you face-first into the toilet pipe? Remember when they shoved your torso back and forth into the pipe as the brillo-like properties of your jew-fro knocked loose chunks of chit that were stuck to the sides of the pipe? Remember how you started to drown as your lungs began filling up with toilet water? Remember how you started to suffocate? Remember how they shoved your further into the pipe and you smacked head-first into something rock-hard? Remember how that was Tuttle's massive turd?
Remember when they shoved your body down further and it dislodged the shit? Remember how you assumed that Belding and Milo would quickly pull you out so that you could breathe and expel the toilet water from your lungs? Remember when Belding and Milo grabbed your Zubaz and tore them off as you struggled to pull yourself out of the toilet pipe? Remember when you felt intense discomfort in your butthole experienced painful anal stretching as Belding shoved his massive unlubed cock up your ass and started pounding away? Remember how while this was happening you felt intense burning pain on your zoinker? Remember when you later found out that Milo was lighting up cigars and putting them out on your tiny cock to celebrate the fixed toilet? Remember when Belding finally pulled out several minutes later and then went with Milo to his office to jerk off onto their yearbook photos of Slater in his wrestling singlet? Remember how they left you to fend for yourself and called the police? Remember when a police officer arrived at Bayside and Belding told the officer that you broke the toilet and then stuck your head in the pipe, causing thousands of dollars in damage? Remember when the policeman yanked your unconscious body out of the pipe and gave you a ticket? Remember when you woke up in the hospital months later and discovered that you had lost 35% of your intellectual capacity when you nearly drowned and stopped breathing? Remember when Bayside sued you for $2000 for damage to the bathroom?
You sure learned about plumbing that time!
86736 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode from Saved By The Bell: The New Class where Mr. Belding was embezzling money from Bayside to support his addiction to gay porn? Remember how Belding was stealing so much money that Bayside was being run on a shoestring budget? Remember when Mr. Tuttle ate a massive chicken, and several cobs of corn at lunch? Remember how Tuttle didn't even chew all of the chicken and actually swallowed several bones? Remember when a couple hours later Tuttle suddenly had to take a massive shit? Remember when he ran to the Bayside bathroom and unleashed a massive shit log? Remember how one could see the chicken bones and undigested corn in Tuttle's floater? Remember when Tuttle flushed the toilet and his massive shit load disappeared down the toilet pipe? Remember when the toilet suddenly started overflowing because Tuttle's crap got stuck in a curve in the pipe? Remember when Milo the janitor tried to unclog the jam with a plunger but couldn't pry it loose? Remember when Milo started to take apart the toilet, moving the porcelain part and leaving just a hole to a pipe in the ground? Remember when Milo said that the school would need to purchase a new cast iron section of pipe to replace the one with the clog? Remember how Belding knew that if he had to write a check for the expensive pipe, someone would be bound to notice the money he was skimming? Remember how Belding couldn't let that happen and called you down to the bathroom to help? Remember how you assumed he was going to ask you for some advice on how to dislodge the feces based on your vast knowledge of the mathematical angles and curves that you learned in your Geometry class? Remember when Belding asked you to kneel down for a closer look? Remember when Belding and Milo suddenly grabbed your legs and forcefully shoved you face-first into the toilet pipe? Remember when they shoved your torso back and forth into the pipe as the brillo-like properties of your jew-fro knocked loose chunks of chit that were stuck to the sides of the pipe? Remember how you started to drown as your lungs began filling up with toilet water? Remember how you started to suffocate? Remember how they shoved your further into the pipe and you smacked head-first into something rock-hard? Remember how that was Tuttle's massive turd?
Remember when they shoved your body down further and it dislodged the shit? Remember how you assumed that Belding and Milo would quickly pull you out so that you could breathe and expel the toilet water from your lungs? Remember when Belding and Milo grabbed your Zubaz and tore them off as you struggled to pull yourself out of the toilet pipe? Remember when you felt intense discomfort in your butthole experienced painful anal stretching as Belding shoved his massive unlubed cock up your ass and started pounding away? Remember how while this was happening you felt intense burning pain on your zoinker? Remember when you later found out that Milo was lighting up cigars and putting them out on your tiny cock to celebrate the fixed toilet? Remember when Belding finally pulled out several minutes later and then went with Milo to his office to jerk off onto their yearbook photos of Slater in his wrestling singlet? Remember how they left you to fend for yourself and called the police? Remember when a police officer arrived at Bayside and Belding told the officer that you broke the toilet and then stuck your head in the pipe, causing thousands of dollars in damage? Remember when the policeman yanked your unconscious body out of the pipe and gave you a ticket? Remember when you woke up in the hospital months later and discovered that you had lost 35% of your intellectual capacity when you nearly drowned and stopped breathing? Remember when Bayside sued you for $2000 for damage to the bathroom?
You sure learned about plumbing that time!
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