Monday, February 26, 2007

"Belding and Screech's Camping Trip" episode recap

26th February 2007 - 11:08:28 PM
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Screech, remember that episode from Saved By The Bell: The New Class when you and Mr. Belding went camping? Remember when Belding told you to expect something different on this camping trip? Remember how excited you were because Belding has up until that point sodomized you daily for the previous few years but never helped get you off? Remember how you were hoping that Belding would let you do him in the ass of at least give you a reach-around during your camping trip? Remember when you went to a forest preserve in the middle of summer? Remember how hot it was? Remember how sweaty and smelly Belding’s ass crack was? Remember when Belding sodomized you like always and you experienced rectal bleeding and immense pain, completely without pleasure? Remember when Belding pulled out and blew his load in your Jew Fro? Remember when Belding opened up a can of cake frosting and told you to lay down on your stomach? Remember when Belding rubbed the cake frosting all over your taint and hairless nut sack? Remember when you assumed he was going to toss your salad and lick the cake frosting off of your taint and you would enjoy it? Remember when he finished putting the frosting on your genitals and then picked you up and threw you in the direction of a giant beehive? Remember when bees smelled the frosting and flew in for an attack, viciously and painfully stinging your already sore and torn asshole, taint, and nut sack? Remember how hard Belding was laughing as you screamed for help? Remember when Mr. Tuttle walked out of the woods and you realized he had been videotaping the entire event with his pants down? Remember when he set the video camera on a picnic table and started vigorously jerking off? Remember when the bee attack finally ended 15 minutes later when Belding walked over and farted on the bees, instantly killing them? Remember when Tuttle sold the video to National Geographic for thousands of dollars and the footage aired during a PBS episode shown during the Bayside Science classes the following semester? You sure got screwed over that time!

Thursday, February 01, 2007

A Carrot Top "Remember When" Story

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Carrot Top, remember that show in Reno Nevada where you came on the stage right after Dustin Diamond? Remember how pissed off the crowd was because Dustin Diamond's standup comedy act was awful and he stunk up the joint? Remember when you started doing your prop comedy but nobody was laughing because they were still pissed? Remember when you noticed Neal Hamburger behind the curtain behind you and he was pointing at Dustin Diamond? Remember when you figured out what Neal Hamburger wanted you to do? Remember when you ran up behind Dustin Diamond and tackled him? Remember when Neal Hamburger ran onto the stage and yanked off Dustin Diamond's zubaz pants? Remember when you and Neal Hamburger pulled a queer train with Dustin Diamond, with you in the back and Neal in the front of Dustin Diamond? Remember how the entire crowd was cheering you on and gave you a standing ovation? Remember when Mr. Tuttle from Saved By The Bell was sitting in the front row of the audience and he stood up and his pants fell down? Remember when he started vigorously jerking off and shot his load across the stage? Remember when you and Neal lost several loads and then dumped Dustin Diamond at the side of the stage and continued with your prop comedy for another 45 minutes? You really put on a good show that time!!!!!