Dustin Diamond, remember when you really hit the big time?

Dustin Diamond, remember when you really hit the big time, everybody loved you, and you were knee-deep in pussy thrown at you by extremely hot female fans of yours? 'Cause I sure don't...

The "Hound Dog" episode

Screech, remember that episode where your dog, Hound Dog, walked into your room and caught you tossing off to Slater's wrestling picture in the Bayside yearbook...for the 50th time? Remember how Hound Dog panted as he stared at you? Remember how this made you uncomfortable as you smacked away at your tiny cock? Remember when you threw your pillow at him, hoping it would scare him away? Remember when your pillow hit him in the face and he started growling? Remember when Hound Dog started inching toward you while continuing to growl? Remember when you started to get concerned? Remember when Hound Dog jumped up onto your bed and lunged at your tiny cock? Remember when he snapped at your cock and bit down on your tiny manhood? Remember when his bite broke the skin and your cock started bleeding? Remember when you saw that Hound Dog's penis was completely erect? Remember he bit your hand and kept growling at you? Remember when he stuck his canine cock in the direction of your face? Remember when you realized that Hound Dog wasn't going to leave you alone until you sucked him off? Remember when you put his smelly, filthy dog cock in your mouth and started sucking? Remember when Hound Dog panted away in please and put his front legs up on your poofy jew fro while this was happening? Remember when his claws scratched the hell out your face during this? Remember when Hound Dog blew his doggie load in your mouth? Remember when he backed away from you and you thought your ordeal was finally over until Hound Dog jumped at your face and then chomped on your huge gonzo nose? You sure learned not to mess with dogs that time!!