"Screech Learns About Cars" Episode Recap

08th February 2008 - 12:42:04 AM
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Screech, remember that episode of Saved by The Bell: The New Class where you purchased your 1979 Gremlin automobile? Remember how rusty it was and was missing the back bumper? Remember how everyone would laugh you for driving such an old shitty car, but you didn’t care because it was your first set of wheels? Remember when you told Mr. Belding about your car and asked him to go for a ride? Remember how Belding had to put the passenger seat as far back as it would go to accommodate his ample frame? Remember when Belding asked if he could drive? Remember when you said it was ok and let him drive? Remember when Belding got behind the wheel and put on his seat belt and you did the same? Remember when Belding asked why you were wearing a seatbelt and told you that it was much more fun for passengers to not wear those constrictive seat belts? Remember how you heeded Belding’s advice because he was you hero? Remember when Belding slammed on the gas and started zooming down the street? Remember when Belding intentionally accelerated toward a large oak tree? Remember how sadistically Belding was laughing and said, “Get some, Screech!!! Get some of this, BITCH!!!!” Remember when Belding hit about 50 MPH when he smashed into the oak tree with the front end of the car directly in front of you? Remember when you were ejected from the Gremlin and smashed through the windshield, breaking your shoulder and spine on the way out? Remember how your body was a crumpled mess at this time and you tried to ask Belding for help, but couldn’t because you had a punctured lung? Remember when Belding dropped his pants and ripped a disgusting wet fart right in your face? Remember how bad it smelled, but you couldn’t move? Remember when Milo the janitor came running down the street with his mop and smacked you in the face and started stomping on your gonzo nose? Remember when Milo started sodomizing you with his mop handle? Remember when A.C. Slater appeared out of nowhere and yanked off your Zubaz and started raping you? Remember how odd it was because Slater wasn’t even on the New Class? Remember when he said that Pacific Blue was filming nearby and he heard the crash and got really horny when he saw you on the ground in pain? Remember when the branches on the tree started shaking and you looked up and saw several branches snap in half as Mr. Tuttle came crashing down from 25 feet up in the air and then smashed down onto the roof of your Gremlin, flattening the car like a pancake? Remember how Tuttle’s pants were down and he was masturbating vigorously? Remember when he fired his cum into your jewfro and then passed out from massive blood loss? Remember when Belding grabbed your cum-drenched jewfro and then started throat fucking you? Remember how much that hurt because your neck was already broken? Remember when Belding blew a massive load in your mouth and then started hitting you with the branches that came down when Tuttle fell? Remember when he nearly poked your eye out and then everyone got up and left you for dead in a pool of blood and cum? Remember when you passed out and went into a coma for several weeks? Remember when Belding came to visit you in the hospital and ripped one right in your face and you came out of the coma? Remember when you looked over and saw that Tuttle was jerking off into your IV bag?

You sure learned about cars in that episode!