"Screech Learns About Plumbing" episode recap

Screech, remember that episode from Saved By The Bell: The New Class where Mr. Belding was embezzling money from Bayside to support his addiction to gay porn? Remember how Belding was stealing so much money that Bayside was being run on a shoestring budget? Remember when Mr. Tuttle ate a massive chicken, and several cobs of corn at lunch? Remember how Tuttle didn’t even chew all of the chicken and actually swallowed several bones? Remember when a couple hours later Tuttle suddenly had to take a massive shit? Remember when he ran to the Bayside bathroom and unleashed a massive shit log? Remember how one could see the chicken bones and undigested corn in Tuttle’s floater? Remember when Tuttle flushed the toilet and his massive shit load disappeared down the toilet pipe? Remember when the toilet suddenly started overflowing because Tuttle’s crap got stuck in a curve in the pipe? Remember when Milo the janitor tried to unclog the jam with a plunger but couldn’t pry it loose? Remember when Milo started to take apart the toilet, moving the porcelain part and leaving just a hole to a pipe in the ground? Remember when Milo said that the school would need to purchase a new cast iron section of pipe to replace the one with the clog? Remember how Belding knew that if he had to write a check for the expensive pipe, someone would be bound to notice the money he was skimming? Remember how Belding couldn’t let that happen and called you down to the bathroom to help? Remember how you assumed he was going to ask you for some advice on how to dislodge the feces based on your vast knowledge of the mathematical angles and curves that you learned in your Geometry class? Remember when Belding asked you to kneel down for a closer look? Remember when Belding and Mil suddenly grabbed your legs and forcefully shoved you face-first into the toilet pipe? Remember when they shoved your torso back and forth into the pipe as the brillo-like properties of your jew-fro knocked loose chunks of chit that were stuck to the sides of the pipe? Remember how you started to drown as your lungs began filling up with toilet water? Remember how you started to suffocate? Remember how they shoved your further into the pipe and you smacked head-first into something rock-hard? Remember how that was Tuttle’s massive turd?

Remember when they shoved your body down further and it dislodged the shit? Remember how you assumed that Belding and Milo would quickly pull you out so that you could breathe and expel the toilet water from your lungs? Remember when Belding and Milo grabbed your Zubaz and tore them off as you struggled to pull yourself out of the toilet pipe? Remember when you felt intense discomfort in your butthole experienced painful anal stretching as Belding shoved his massive unlubed cock up your ass and started pounding away? Remember how while this was happening you felt intense burning pain on your zoinker? Remember when you later found out that Milo was lighting up cigars and putting them out on your tiny cock to celebrate the fixed toilet? Remember when Belding finally pulled out several minutes later and then went with Milo to his office to jerk off onto their yearbook photos of Slater in his wrestling singlet? Remember how they left you to fend for yourself and called the police? Remember when a police officer arrived at Bayside and Belding told the officer that you broke the toilet and then stuck your head in the pipe, causing thousands of dollars in damage? Remember when the policeman yanked your unconscious body out of the pipe and gave you a ticket? Remember when you woke up in the hospital months later and discovered that you had lost 35% of your intellectual capacity when you nearly drowned and stopped breathing? Remember when Bayside sued you for $2000 for damage to the bathroom?

You sure learned about plumbing that time!