"Screech Gets A Job At The Max" Episode Recap

23rd September 2004 - 11:53:34 PM
10031 : Ox

Screech, remember when you got that part-time job working at the Max? Remember how you started out as a waiter, but you kept screwing up everyone's orders? Remember your stupidity caused Max to demote you to fry cook? Remember the time when it was your turn to take out the trash? Remember when you took the big bag out to the dumpster behind the Max? Remember when you flipped open the lid of the dumpster, threw in the trash bag, and then flipped the lid back down? Remember when after you flipped the lid back down you turned around saw Max jump out in front of you from the other side of the dumpster? Remember when he punxhed you right in the adam's apple and you fell down to the ground in pain and gasping for your breath? Remember when Max yanked down your pants and said "Screech, I'm doing to finally make you do something you can't screw up, you afro-head moron?" Remember when Max threw you up against the wall by the dumpster and started pounding away at your sphincter? Remember when he was done and he pulled out and blew his huge wad all over the back of your head? Remember when you started crying and he said "shut the fuck up, faggot!" Remember when Max got sick of your whining so he picked you up and thre you into the dumster? Remember when a rotten banana peel and a half-eaten hot dog got stuck in your butt? Remember when you started crying uncontrollably? Remember when Mr. Belding and Slater were walking by on a date when they heard your crying and walked over and opened the lid on the dumpster? Remember when you breathed a sigh of relief because you thought you were safe at last? Remember when you stopped breathing a sign of relief when Mr. Belding pulled you out of the dumpster, laid you on the filthy ground, and then dropped his pants and gave you a heavy pair of Arabian goggles while Slater gave you a Cleveland Steamer? Remember when they were done and they threw you back in the dumster and Mr. Belding pulled out a roll of duct tape and taped you inside the dumpster with the rotting food? Remember when you were finally released 3 days later when the trashmen came? Remember when you got tetanus from the dumpster and had to stay in the intense care ward of the local hospital for a week? Max, Mr. Belding, and Slater are still laughing their asses off at what they did to you!