"Screech Tries Out For The Wrestling Team" Episode Recap

28th September 2004 - 12:56:56 AM
10071 : Ox

Screech, remember that episode when you tried out for the wrestling team? Remember when you got dressed up in your scrawny wrestling tights and headed out to the wrestling mat? Remember when Slater was your opponent and Mr. Belding was the ref? Remember how surprised you were when you saw that Mr. Belding was also wearing wrestling tights? Remember how surprised you were you saw his package in his tight-fitting tights? Remember when you pitched a tent? Remember when the match started and Slater picked you up and bodyslammed you to the mat? Remember how much your body hurt and you thought you were enduring the worst pain in the world? Remember when you realized that the pain caused by the bodyslam was downright pleasureable in comparison to the assslamming Mr. Belding gave you after yanking off your tights while you lay on the mat in obvious pain? Remember when you laid on your back as Mr. Belding pounded away, clenching your teeth in pain? Remember when Mr. Belding pulled out and blew his load on your face? Remember when Slater pulled you back into the center of the wrestling mat and put you in the "Figure 4" leglock? Remember when you started crying out in pain? Remember when you stopped crying out in pain when Maxwell Nerdstrom came over and unleashed a hot lunch onto your tongue? I don't know why that episode hasn't aired recently. I thought it was great!!!!!!!!!!