The Introduction of Ox

12th August 2004 - 12:50:03 AM
9663 : Ox

Screech, remember how I was on the football team at Bayside and I used to always pick on you because you were so weak and girlish? Remember how I also used to ass-slam you at the direction of Mr. Belding, who would toss off while watching?

I want to ass slam you again just like old times. Meet me at the orange-colored gas station on Hollywood Blvd. in West Hollywood tomorrow evening at midnight. Go straight to the bathroom and knock 3 times on the door of the second bathroom stall. Then say the secret password, "Belding's toupee," and then I'll let you in and we can toss some salad.