"Screech Learns About Watersports" Episode Recap

15th August 2004 - 06:42:20 PM
9704 : Ox

Screech, remember that time at Bayside when you were signing up for your 3rd quarter classes and Mr. Belding asked you if you liked watersports? Remember how you thought he was referring to the swimming gym class, so you replied 'yes'? Remember how Mr. Belding told you to head over to the locker room and get ready for the watersports? Remember how you put your tight little Speedo on your scrawny frame and waited for class to start? Remember how I then walked into the locker room and threw a football as hard as I could, smacking you right in the face? Remember how you eyes swelled shut and you couldn't see anything, so you cried out in pain? Remember how I told you you needed to take a shower before you could get in the pool? Remember when I then dropped my pants and gave you a golden shower? Remember when Mr. Belding and Mr. Tuttle then followed up by pissing all over your body, giving you a warm shower of urine? Remember when Salter walked into the locker room and then unleashed a smelly, nasty, Mexican shit on your chest? Remember when Mr. Belding and Slater then picked up your weak body and fired it into the pool, and you floated around with Slater's brown egg? Remember when the gym teacher walked into the pool area a minute later and thought you had gone to the bathroom in the pool? Remember how he screamed at you and sent you to Mr. Belding's office? Remember how Mr. Belding suspended you for a week!