"Mr. Belding Teachs Screech How to Kiss - Part I" Episode Recap

01st December 2004 - 01:50:56 AM
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Screech, remember that episode when Lisa finally agree to go out with you? Remember how nervous you were because you had never kissed a girl before (or since)? Remember when you went into Mr. Belding's office and asked him for some kissing tips? Remember when he busted out a blowup doll and started kissing it on its lips? Remember when he handed the blowup doll to you and you started practicing kissing it? Remember how strange you thought it was that Mr. Belding had a blowup doll in his office, and you didn't know at the time what a blowup doll was used for? Remember when you noticed that the doll's mouth had a slightly salty taste, but you didn't think anything of it? Remember how, unbeknownst to you, Mr. Belding had been masturbating in his office five minutes before you walked in and had blown his load on the doll's mouth? Remember when you were kissing the doll and Mr. Belding dropped his pants and started cracking one off until he blew his middle-aged load on your Zubaz pants? Remember when you didn't even notice this because you were concentrating so hard on learning a kissing technique? Remember when you walked out of Belding's office totally oblivious to the fact that his pants were down at any time while you were in his office? Remember when you got 'the crabs' in your mouth due to what you had been licking? Remember when you had to take oral medication for the next 6 months to get rid of Belding's little present? Mr. Belding really got you good that time!