29th November 2004 - 12:50:52 AM
11383 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode when I needed help with my math class and Mr. Belding recommended that you tutor me? Remember when we agreed that I would pay you $10/hour for your tutoring services? Remember when instead of paying you in dollars, I paid you in unprotected buttsex, with me as the pitcher and you as the catcher, against your will? Remember when you complained to Mr. Belding, and he asked both of us to his office so he could mediate the dispute? Remember when you walked into his office after school the next day and were surprised to see Zack, Slater, and Mr. Tuttle in Belding's office instead of just Belding and me? Remember when you sat down and then Slater threw some encahalatas at you that he always had in his backpack? Remember when you asked him to stop and he responded by calling you a faggot? Remember how embarrassed you felt after the exchange? Remember how you felt even more embarassment when Mr. Tuttle dropped his pants and farted in the direction of the 'pubic forest' growing on your head? Remember when Belding walked into the office, locked the door, and dropped his pants? Remember when Slater, Zack, Mr. Tuttle, and I also dropped our pants? Remember when Belding told you that you'd better start sucking us off if you didn't want to get expelled? Remember when Belding and Tuttle pulled a train with you while Slater pissed on your back, Zack gave you a Cleveland Steamer, and I jerked off into your huge afro? Remember when Zack wiped his messy ass with your Zubaz pants, leaving a huge shit stain? Remember when this went on for about 30 minutes until Belding and Slater picked you up and dumped you in an alley behind the school? Remember when you went home crying and your mom bitched you out for staining your Zubaz pants? The Bayside gang really screwed you over that time!
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