"Slater's Birthday Party" episode recap

11th November 2004 - 12:37:44 AM
10953 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode when Slater invited you over to his place for his birthday party? Remember how excited you were when you received the invitation in the mail? Remember when Slater's invitation mentioned that there would be a pinata at his party? Remember when you went over to his party and asked where the pinata was? Remember when he said 'you're it, bitch!' as he punched you in the head? Remember when Slater tied you up and hung you upside down in his basement? Remember when Slater, Zack, Lisa, Mr. Belding, and me took turns hitting you with a stick? Remember when Slater pulled down your pants and you used his penis as a chair? Remember when he made you bounce up and down on it as though it were a pogo stick? Remember how you initially hated being buttslammed, but after a couple minutes you began to enjoy it? Remember when, years later you called this the turning point in your life because this was the moment when you realized that you were a flaming homosexual? Remember when Slater pulled out and you eagerly gobbled down his spicy load? Remember how you felt so blissful at that moment and you hugged Slater and enjoyed the moment? When when you quickly stopped enjoying the moment when Mr. Belding kicked you in the nuts, rolled you over and teabagged you? Remember when Zack pissed in your mouth as you struggled to breathe? That was Slater's best birthday party ever!