Sunday, October 30, 2005

The "Inner-City Busing" episode

Screech, remember that episode where inner-city kids were bused in from South Central LA to Bayside? Remember when two of the kids, LaTroy and Jumoke, had lockers near yours? Remember how hip and cool you thought it was when you saw them shooking and jiving? Remember when you asked LaTroy for protection from Slater who had been raping you after gym class every day that week? Remember when he said he would only protect you if you helped him sell pot to the nerds? Remember when Nerdstrom and Violet bought hundreds of dollars worth of drugs and drug paraphanalia from LaTroy and Jumoke? Remember when Slater stopped raping you because he was afraid of LaTroy and Jumoke? Remember when LaTroy and Jumoke were caught breaking into Mr. Tuttle's car and selling dope to Mr. Dewey? Remember when they were expelled and went to jail because they were 18? Remember when they said they were gonna get you when they got out of jail because they thought you had squealed on them? Remember when you ran to Mr. Belding's office to ask for help? Remember when you walked in the door and saw Belding on his knees sucking off Slater while Zack did Slater from behind? Remember when Mr. Tuttle jumped out from behind the door and fired a stapler at your head, knocking you to the floor? Remember when Slater said "I'll teach you to hire protection, FAGGOT!!!" and then raped the bejeezus out of you? Remember when Tuttle and Belding unleased their HIV+ sperm into your bleeding head? Remember when several years passed during which you graduated and then came back as Belding's assistant? Remember when you walked to the parking lot to your Yugo car after school one day and were confronted by LaTroy and Jumoke? Remember when they beat the living shit out of you and butt-raped you? That episode really celebrated diversity when you got screwed over that time!

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