Sunday, October 23, 2005

Halloween episode recap

Screech, remember that Halloween episode of Saved By The Bell? Remember when you needed a costume for the Masquerade Ball? Remember when you asked your buddies Slater and Zack to help you find a costume to wear? Remember when Zack said "Why don't you dress up as Liberace? He was a stupid faggot just like you!!!" Remember when you started to cry because Zack was your idol and you couldn't bear to have him making fun of you? Remember when Slater put his muscular arms around you and gave you a big hug and reassured you that everything would be ok and that Zack was just kidding? Remember when you started to feel a little bit better, especially when Slater reached down into your Zubaz and massaged your nuts? Remember when Slater said "Why don't you go as Francisco Sanchez? He was a famous Mexican." Remember when you didn't know who that was? Remember when Slater said that Francisco was very well known for not bathing regularly, and he was very dirty all the time? Remember when Slater said that as a result everyone called him "Dirty Sanchez"? Remember when you agreed with Slater and said you'd go as "Dirty Sanchez"? Remember when Slater said "Zack, let's give Screech a 'Dirty Sanchez' costume?" Remember when Zack gave you a karate kick in the head, knocking you over? Remember when Slater tore off your Zubaz and stuck his finger in your butthole? Remember when he scooped some shit out of your butthole and then rubbed it on your face, giving you a "shit mustache" and a "shit beard"? Remember when Slater and Zack took turns butt-slamming you completely against your will while you screamed out in pain? Remember when Zack and Slater then jerked off into your jew-fro and then used their nut-butter to slick back your hair so that it looked really greasy? Remember when Slater and Zack high-fived each other and then said "how you do like your 'Dirty Sanchez' costume, you stupid cocksucking FAGGOT???" Zack and Slater sure got you good that time!

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