Screech's "Camping Trip" episode recap

Screech, remember that episode where your parents told you that singer Neil Diamond was your cousin? Remember how excited you were when Neil took you camping in the Foothill Mountains of Southern California? Remember how he brought his sleeping bag and a tent for you two to sleep in? Remember when you had to sleep with him in his sleeping bag because you didn't realize that you were supposed to bring your sleeping bag? Remember how you were thinking to yourself that it was so awesome that a celebrity was your cousin as you drifted off to sleep that evening? Remember how much less awesome you thought it was when he molested you and you woke up to him butt-raping you? Remember how deeply disturbed you were afterward? Remember how you needed to talk to someone about this horrible encounter? Remember how Bayside had been undergoing budget cuts so Mr. Belding was doubling as the school's counselor? Remember when you went into his office the first thing Monday morning and told him about what had happened? Remember how emotional you were and you cried for about 45 minutes as you told Mr. Belding about the trauma you had experienced? Remember when you were interrupted and stopped talking when you started to hear a mysterious slapping sound coming from behind Mr. Belding's desk? Remember when you asked Belding what that noise was? Remember when you noticed he was sweating as he mumbled that he didn't know what it was? Remember when you stood up and saw that he was jerking off? Remember when he apologized and told you he couldn't help himself because the story about Neil Diamond raping you was "so hot?" Remember when you started crying again and then Belding stood up and you thought he was going to give you a comforting hug? Remember when he instead blew his load on your Zubaz and then punched you in the face and kicked you in the nuts? Remember when he picked up his chair and broke it over your back? Remember when he took a shit on your poofy jew-fro and then opened his window and threw you out into the dumpster behind his office with all of the other trash? You sure got screwed over that time!