The "Dodgers game" episode recap

Posted: Oct 3 2005, 03:27 AM
Screech, remember that episode where Mr. Belding took you, Zack, Slater, and Mr. Tuttle to a Dodgers game? Remember when you were hungry and want to eat peanuts? Remember how you kept looking around and didn't see any peanut vendors walking around? Remember when you started whining to Mr. Belding and asked him to go buy you some peanuts? Remember when Slater yelled "SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU ZUBAZ-WEARING PIECE OF COCKSUCKING SHIT!!!" Remember when Mr. Belding told Slater to relax and then told you that he didn't have any money with him, but that he had some peanuts left over from the previous evening's Dodgers game? Remember when you asked for them and he said he would have to go get them? Remember when Belding said to come with him and you two left your seats? Remember when Mr. Belding walked 2/3 of the way around the stadium until he reached an unmarked orange door? Remember when Belding said he left his peanuts in the room behind the door? Remember how you thought to yourself that Belding sure picked an unusual place to keep his extra peanuts and wondered why he hasn't simply kept his extra peanuts in his pocket? Remember when you smelled the odor of baked tortillas emanating from the room behind the orange door and wondered what was back there? Remember when Belding opened the door and you and he walked in and saw Mr. Tuttle tossing Slater's salad on a folding chair? Remember when you said, "what is going on here?" Remember when Belding said "FUCK YOU, FAGGOT!!!" and then Zack jumped out from behind a curtain and smacked you in your right kneecap with a baseball bat? Remember when you fell over and started crying? Remember when Belding said "I'll give you something to cry about, SHITHEAD!!!" Remember when Zack rolled you onto your back and tore off all of your clothes and you screamed for help that never arrived? Remember when Zack started doing you in the butt? Remember when Belding dropped his pants, grabbed your jew-fro and then said "Screech, HERE COME THE PEANUTS!!!" and then took a nasty shit in your mouth? Remember when his excrement had dozens of undigested peanuts that Belding had eaten the previous night? Remember when Belding said, "are they salty enough, you worthless piece of CRAP???" Remember when Belding wiped his ass clean with your jew-fro and then squirted his salty load in your mouth? Remember when Tuttle said "My turn" and then grabbed you and bounced your gimpy body up and down on his cock as though you were a rag doll? Remember when he unloaded his HIV+ sperm in your poopchute? Remember when Zack and Slater then started kicking you and stomping on your head and nuts for the next 10 minutes, until they finally got tired and stopped? Remember when Slater, Zack, Tuttle, and Belding got dressed, gave each other "high-five's," and then walked out and shut the door leaving you for dead? Remember when a janitor found you several hours later and after sodomizing you with his broomstick, called the hospital and an ambulance came and picked you up? Remember when you were in the emergency room on life support for several hours that evening and almost died? Remember how you walk with a permanent limp to this day because of the shattered kneecap Zack gave you that fateful day? The Bayside gang really got you good that time!!