The "Smart Pills" episode recap

Posted: Sep 28 2005, 04:17 AM
Screech, remember that episode when you had the pop quiz in Mr. Dewey's history class? Remember how Slater's photograph was in the LA Times the day before for winning the high school wrestling championship? Remember how Slater was in his tight wrestling uniform in the picture? Remember how you stared at his lumpy crotch in the picture and started masturbating? Remember how you had stayed up all night tossing off to Slater's picture and couldn't concentrate during the test? Remember when you only received 60% on the test, a D-? Remember when you started crying when Mr. Dewey passed out the graded tests the next day? Remember when everyone started laughing and Mr. Dewey called you a "Stupid FAGGOT!!!" and told everyone that you only got a D- on the test? Remember when you ran out of class and over to Mr. Belding's office? Remember when Belding asked what was wrong and then caressed you as you explained what had happened? Remember you told Belding that you were concerned that you were getting dumber and wanted to get back your intelligence so you wouldn't have to just go by your hideous physical appearance? Remember when Belding said "Sure thing, I'll help you screech." Remember when he handed you a jar of chocolate chunks and said "here's some smart pills. Eat three each morning." Remember when you thanked him and followed his instructions? Remember when you stopped by his office the next week and he asked how the therapy was going? Remember when you complained that the smart pills were very bitter and tasted like shit? Remember when Belding said, "well, I see that they are working! You're getting smarter already!!" and then informed you that the smart pills were in fact chunks of his own shit? Remember when your eyes started to well up with tears? Remember when Belding said, "Don't cry little buddy" and then kicked you in the nuts? Remember when you fell over and then heard him lock the door and shut his blinds? Remember when he tore off you clothes and then dropped his pants? Remember how he manhandled you for the next three hours, bouncing you up and down on his cock until you were bleeding all over the place and he had lost 5 loads? Remember how you screamed for help but nobody came to your rescue? Remember when he was finally done and then unlocked his door? Remember when Mr. tuttle walked in, laughed, and said that he'd been listening to the commotion outside the door for the past hour? Remember when you looked down and saw that he was naked and jerking off? Remember when he blew his load in your eye, temporarily blinding you? Remember when Belding and Tuttle picked you up and carried you out to the alley by the cafeteria? Remember when they fired your lifeless body into one of the dumpsters? You sure got screwed over that time!