Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Belding's movie, "Going Down"

Screech, remember that episode from Saved By The Bell: The New Class where Mr. Belding told you he was going to be acting in a movie? Remember when he said the name of the movie was "Going Down," and he was playing the character "Uncle Frank"? Remember how excited you were for him? Remember when he asked if you wanted to be "rape victim #1"?? Remember how good that made you feel because you thought he was asking you if you wanted a role in the movie? Remember when you eagerly accepted? Remember when you thought you were going to become a big-time movie star and finally earn respect from your peers? Remember when you quickly discovered that you would not earn and respect when you showed up at Belding's the next day and told him you were ready for the acting role? Remember when he said "there's no acting for you Screech, I'M REALLY GONNA RAPE YOU, FAGGOT!!!!" Remember when he subsequently had unprotected buttsex with you and shot his HIV+ sperm in your butt? You really got screwed over that time!

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