The "Reunion" episode

Screech, remember that Saved By The Bell reunion special episode? Remember when you received the inviation in the mail but initially weren't interested in going because of all the crap you endured during your high school years at Bayside, including the daily rapes and beatings? Remember when your mom called you and convinced you to attend the reunion? Remember when you thought that nobody would pick on you because you were all grown up and no longer scrawny, but were instead chubby, married, and sported a little uneven goatee? Remember when when you showed up at the reunion and Belding immediately pounced on you, clotheslining you and dragging you into his office for some hot, sweaty, unprotected buttsex? Remember when he ravished you for 15 minutes until he pulled out and blew his AIDS-tainted semen into your mouth? Remember when Milo ran into Belding's office and smacking you in the face and nuts with his mop? Remember when Slater crawled into the office throught the window next to the dumpster outside? Remember when Slater carried your naked body into Mr. Tuttle's classroom? Remember when Zack was already in there with Moose spit-roasting your mom, Mrs. Powers? Remember how Mrs. Powers was screaming in pleasure as Zack anally penetrated her? Remember how you screamed in pain as Slater anally penetrated you completely against your will? That was the best sitcom high school reunion episode ever!