Tuesday, November 08, 2005

"Screech's Music Album" episode


Screech, remember the "Rocumentary" episode where you, Slater, Zack, Kelly, Lisa, and Jessie formed the group "Zack Attack" and became famous singers? Remember when the group broke up when Zack tried to become the headline star? Remember how depressed you were when Mr. Belding showed up at your door crying one day after school and told you that there would be no reunion? Remember when you got to thinking that you should form your own singing group so that you'd finally be able to impress Slater enough to get him to let you do him in his muscular butt? Remember when you asked Mr. Belding to help you record your album? Remember when Mr. Belding said he would help and that his brother Rod owned a recording studio? Remember when you showed up at Rod's house the next day and he and Mr. Belding suggested you wear your mother's dress while singing? Remember when you said you didn't want to do so? Remember when Rod said that he was only trying to help create an appropriate image for you and the segment of people who would likely purchase your album? Remember when you finally agreed to do so? Remember when Rod also suggest you use the stage name "Joyce" so that people would confuse you with your previous "Zack Attack" band? Remember when you put on the dress and then recorded several fruity love songs? Remember when the best songs recorded that day were "The Diarrhea Dance" and "Gimme Some HIV Juice"? Remember when you finished recorded the album and got up to leave? Remember when Rod said, "where do you think you're going? You haven't paid me for the use of this equipment?" Remember when you said you thought he was letting you use the equipment for free? Remember when he called you a "STUPID FAGGOT" and then slapped you in the face with a boom microphone? Remember when Mr. Belding shoved the boom microphone up your ass and then threw you down on the ground and teabagged you? Remember when Rod pulled out the boom microphone and then ravished you, completely against you will for the next 15 minutes with his disease-ridden member?

Remember when you showed up at Bayside the next day with a noticeable limp? Remember when everyone was holding a copy of your album shown below and calling you a faggot? You sure got screwed over that time!

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