27th December 2007 - 11:04:01 AM
86137 : Ox
Screech, do you remember that episode where you ran into Milo the janitor at supermarket across the street from Bayside? Is it true that you made fun of him because the only things he was purchasing were several cases of generic brand grape soda, ribs, and Cheetos? Remember when you said, "Milo, don't forget to add fruit to your typical negro meal - I saw some watermelon in aisle four for 39 cents a pound! Zoinks!" Remember when you thought that you were being hilarious and that Milo would appreciate your off-color joke? Remember when Milo replied, "I wuz saving dat watermelon for you, white chowder!" Remember when Milo pulled out the mop from his cart? Remember how odd you thought it was that Milo carried his mop with him into the supermarket? Remember when Milo said that his mop was his best friend, and that his mop was going to help him get some? Remember when Milo smacked you into a display case of Spaghettios cans, causing them to topple? Remember when Milo said, "I gots cleanup on aisle 3, BITCH! I best lay dat jewish soap on tha floor." Remember when he whacked you in your gonzo nose with the mop again, causing blood to spurt out, which he quickly mopped up? Remember when he threw a can of Spaghettios and your face, yelling "Uh oh, Spaghettios!" Remember when the can broke your eye socket and rendered you unconscious? Remember when you woke up in a puddle of blood and sperm in a hospital bed? Remember when you felt intense discomfort in your rectum and discovered that a watermelon was lodged up there? Remember how Milo was in the hospital room with you? Remember when Milo was telling the doctor that you went into a homosexual rampage at the supermarket and tried to steal a watermelon by shoving it up your ass? Milo sure taught you about race relations in that episode!
Thursday, December 27, 2007
Thursday, December 20, 2007
"Santa Clause Attacks Screech" Episode Recap
20th December 2007 - 11:03:25 AM
86027 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where Santa Clause broke into your house around Christmas? Remember how Santa was upset because you were Jewish and didn't have a chimney? Remember when Santa said he was supposed to come down the chimney and you screwed up everything and ruined his day? Remember when Santa attacked you and then had unprotected gay sex with you and blew a massive load in your butt? Remember how the attack was eerily reminiscent of a Belding's attack? Remember how much that turned you on? Remember when you yanked off Santa's hat and saw a pink yarmulke underneath? Remember when you discovered that the guy in the Santa suit was Neil Jewbergstein, your local rabbi and he was helping you celebrate the holidays? You sure learned about Hanukkah that time!
86027 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where Santa Clause broke into your house around Christmas? Remember how Santa was upset because you were Jewish and didn't have a chimney? Remember when Santa said he was supposed to come down the chimney and you screwed up everything and ruined his day? Remember when Santa attacked you and then had unprotected gay sex with you and blew a massive load in your butt? Remember how the attack was eerily reminiscent of a Belding's attack? Remember how much that turned you on? Remember when you yanked off Santa's hat and saw a pink yarmulke underneath? Remember when you discovered that the guy in the Santa suit was Neil Jewbergstein, your local rabbi and he was helping you celebrate the holidays? You sure learned about Hanukkah that time!
Thursday, December 13, 2007
"Screech Learns About Science" episode recap
Screech, remember that episode where you were in Mr. Dewey’s Chemistry class and were learning about the Ideal Gas Law, i.e., pV = nRT? Remember when you farted and yelled out “Zoinks!! That’s my ideal gas law!!! Zoinks! Zoinks!” Remember when nobody was laughing at you and Slater and Zack started pelting you with pennies from the back of the classroom? Remember when Mr. Dewey said, “Well Screech, since you’re the comedian, why don’t you come up to the front of the class and we’ll test out the Ideal Gas Law in action?” Remember when you walked up to the front of the class and then Mr. Dewey handcuffed you to the table and pulled down your Zubaz? Remember when you uttered, “What’s going on?” Remember when Mr. Dewey explained that in the Ideal Gas Law equation, p represents pressure, V represents volume, n in the amount of the substance in moles, R is the universal gas constant, and T is the absolute temperature? Remember when Mr. Dewey shoved your hairless beanbag into a small plastic box? Remember when Mr. Dewey hooked up a pressure gauge to your hairless beanbag in the box and said that the pressure on your tiny balls was 1.2 atmospheres of pressure? Remember when he shoved a thermometer into your little pee-hole and said that it read a temperature of 310 degrees Kelvin (98.6 degrees Fahrenheit)? Remember how the thermometer was large and tore the inner walls of your urethra? Remember when you screamed in pain and everyone started laughing hysterically?
Remember when Dewey said, “Let the games begin” and then pulled out a blowtorch? Remember when he adjusted the blowtorch so that a blue colored flame was being produced and then pointed the flame onto your zoinker, painfully burning your ballbag? Remember when Dewey said, “hey gang, the thermometer reads 435 degrees Kelvin (325 degrees Fahrenheit) and the volume of Screech’s scrotum is constant while in the box. So the elements V, n, and R of the equation are not changing. What is the pressure on Screech’s ballbag?” Remember how you coughing up blood at this point and were crying because the painful burning of your crotch? Remember when Jesse Spano raised her hand and said that because the temperature had increased by 40%, the pressure had to increase by the same amount and that therefore the pressure should be 1.68 atmospheres of pressure? Remember when Dewey checked the pressure gauge and said that Jesse was right? Remember when Dewey finally shut off the blowtorch and you looked down and saw that your balls were practically burnt to a crisp? Remember when Maxwell Nerdstrom said that the burnt cock was the came color as Milo the janitor? Remember how the burning of your balls resulted in much smoke, causing the fire alarm to go off? Remember when Dewey told everyone to head outside? Remember when you collapsed in pain? Remember when the fire marshal came to the school and found you in the classroom laying on the floor in pain? Remember when he said that you violated the fire code and gave you a $500 ticket? Remember when he said he’d teach you to obey the fire laws and then beat you over the head with his fire helmet and his partner inserted a fire hose into your ass and then turned it on full blast, causing you to land face-first into the blackboard? Remember when you broke your nose and then the firemen viciously assraped you? Remember when you a heard a rattling sound coming from the acid hood in the back of the room and then looked over and saw the entire hood collapse onto the floor and Tuttle rolled out? Remember how Tuttle was naked, masturbating vigorously, and was suffering internal bleeding as a result of the hydrochloric acid fumes he had inhaled while in the acid hood?
You sure learned about science in that episode!!
Remember when Dewey said, “Let the games begin” and then pulled out a blowtorch? Remember when he adjusted the blowtorch so that a blue colored flame was being produced and then pointed the flame onto your zoinker, painfully burning your ballbag? Remember when Dewey said, “hey gang, the thermometer reads 435 degrees Kelvin (325 degrees Fahrenheit) and the volume of Screech’s scrotum is constant while in the box. So the elements V, n, and R of the equation are not changing. What is the pressure on Screech’s ballbag?” Remember how you coughing up blood at this point and were crying because the painful burning of your crotch? Remember when Jesse Spano raised her hand and said that because the temperature had increased by 40%, the pressure had to increase by the same amount and that therefore the pressure should be 1.68 atmospheres of pressure? Remember when Dewey checked the pressure gauge and said that Jesse was right? Remember when Dewey finally shut off the blowtorch and you looked down and saw that your balls were practically burnt to a crisp? Remember when Maxwell Nerdstrom said that the burnt cock was the came color as Milo the janitor? Remember how the burning of your balls resulted in much smoke, causing the fire alarm to go off? Remember when Dewey told everyone to head outside? Remember when you collapsed in pain? Remember when the fire marshal came to the school and found you in the classroom laying on the floor in pain? Remember when he said that you violated the fire code and gave you a $500 ticket? Remember when he said he’d teach you to obey the fire laws and then beat you over the head with his fire helmet and his partner inserted a fire hose into your ass and then turned it on full blast, causing you to land face-first into the blackboard? Remember when you broke your nose and then the firemen viciously assraped you? Remember when you a heard a rattling sound coming from the acid hood in the back of the room and then looked over and saw the entire hood collapse onto the floor and Tuttle rolled out? Remember how Tuttle was naked, masturbating vigorously, and was suffering internal bleeding as a result of the hydrochloric acid fumes he had inhaled while in the acid hood?
You sure learned about science in that episode!!
"Screech Learns About The Ideal Gas Law" Episode Recap
13th December 2007 - 01:21:43 AM
85884 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where you were in Mr. Dewey’s Chemistry class and were learning about the Ideal Gas Law, i.e., pV = nRT? Remember when you farted and yelled out “Zoinks!! That’s my ideal gas law!!! Zoinks! Zoinks!” Remember when nobody was laughing at you and Slater and Zack started pelting you with pennies from the back of the classroom? Remember when Mr. Dewey said, “Well Screech, since you’re the comedian, why don’t you come up to the front of the class and we’ll test out the Ideal Gas Law in action?” Remember when you walked up to the front of the class and then Mr. Dewey handcuffed you to the table and pulled down your Zubaz? Remember when you uttered, “What’s going on?” Remember when Mr. Dewey explained that in the Ideal Gas Law equation, p represents pressure, V represents volume, n in the amount of the substance in moles, R is the universal gas constant, and T is the absolute temperature? Remember when Mr. Dewey shoved your hairless beanbag into a small plastic box? Remember when Mr. Dewey hooked up a pressure gauge to your hairless beanbag in the box and said that the pressure on your tiny balls was 1.2 atmospheres of pressure? Remember when he shoved a thermometer into your little pee-hole and said that it read a temperature of 310 degrees Kelvin (98.6 degrees Fahrenheit)? Remember how the thermometer was large and tore the inner walls of your urethra? Remember when you screamed in pain and everyone started laughing hysterically?
Remember when Dewey said, “Let the games begin” and then pulled out a blowtorch? Remember when he adjusted the blowtorch so that a blue colored flame was being produced and then pointed the flame onto your zoinker, painfully burning your ballbag? Remember when Dewey said, “hey gang, the thermometer reads 435 degrees Kelvin (325 degrees Fahrenheit) and the volume of Screech’s scrotum is constant while in the box. So the elements V, n, and R of the equation are not changing. What is the pressure on Screech’s ballbag?” Remember how you coughing up blood at this point and were crying because the painful burning of your crotch? Remember when Jesse Spano raised her hand and said that because the temperature had increased by 40%, the pressure had to increase by the same amount and that therefore the pressure should be 1.68 atmospheres of pressure? Remember when Dewey checked the pressure gauge and said that Jesse was right? Remember when Dewey finally shut off the blowtorch and you looked down and saw that your balls were practically burnt to a crisp? Remember when Maxwell Nerdstrom said that the burnt cock was the came color as Milo the janitor? Remember how the burning of your balls resulted in much smoke, causing the fire alarm to go off? Remember when Dewey told everyone to head outside? Remember when you collapsed in pain? Remember when the fire marshal came to the school and found you in the classroom laying on the floor in pain? Remember when he said that you violated the fire code and gave you a $500 ticket? Remember when he said he’d teach you to obey the fire laws and then beat you over the head with his fire helmet and his partner inserted a fire hose into your ass and then turned it on full blast, causing you to land face-first into the blackboard? Remember when you broke your nose and then the firemen viscously assraped you? Remember when you a heard a rattling sound coming from the acid hood in the back of the room and then looked over and saw the entire hood collapse onto the floor and Tuttle rolled out? Remember how Tuttle was naked, masturbating vigorously, and was suffering internal bleeding as a result of the hydrochloric acid fumes he had inhaled while in the acid hood?
You sure learned about science in that episode!!
85884 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where you were in Mr. Dewey’s Chemistry class and were learning about the Ideal Gas Law, i.e., pV = nRT? Remember when you farted and yelled out “Zoinks!! That’s my ideal gas law!!! Zoinks! Zoinks!” Remember when nobody was laughing at you and Slater and Zack started pelting you with pennies from the back of the classroom? Remember when Mr. Dewey said, “Well Screech, since you’re the comedian, why don’t you come up to the front of the class and we’ll test out the Ideal Gas Law in action?” Remember when you walked up to the front of the class and then Mr. Dewey handcuffed you to the table and pulled down your Zubaz? Remember when you uttered, “What’s going on?” Remember when Mr. Dewey explained that in the Ideal Gas Law equation, p represents pressure, V represents volume, n in the amount of the substance in moles, R is the universal gas constant, and T is the absolute temperature? Remember when Mr. Dewey shoved your hairless beanbag into a small plastic box? Remember when Mr. Dewey hooked up a pressure gauge to your hairless beanbag in the box and said that the pressure on your tiny balls was 1.2 atmospheres of pressure? Remember when he shoved a thermometer into your little pee-hole and said that it read a temperature of 310 degrees Kelvin (98.6 degrees Fahrenheit)? Remember how the thermometer was large and tore the inner walls of your urethra? Remember when you screamed in pain and everyone started laughing hysterically?
Remember when Dewey said, “Let the games begin” and then pulled out a blowtorch? Remember when he adjusted the blowtorch so that a blue colored flame was being produced and then pointed the flame onto your zoinker, painfully burning your ballbag? Remember when Dewey said, “hey gang, the thermometer reads 435 degrees Kelvin (325 degrees Fahrenheit) and the volume of Screech’s scrotum is constant while in the box. So the elements V, n, and R of the equation are not changing. What is the pressure on Screech’s ballbag?” Remember how you coughing up blood at this point and were crying because the painful burning of your crotch? Remember when Jesse Spano raised her hand and said that because the temperature had increased by 40%, the pressure had to increase by the same amount and that therefore the pressure should be 1.68 atmospheres of pressure? Remember when Dewey checked the pressure gauge and said that Jesse was right? Remember when Dewey finally shut off the blowtorch and you looked down and saw that your balls were practically burnt to a crisp? Remember when Maxwell Nerdstrom said that the burnt cock was the came color as Milo the janitor? Remember how the burning of your balls resulted in much smoke, causing the fire alarm to go off? Remember when Dewey told everyone to head outside? Remember when you collapsed in pain? Remember when the fire marshal came to the school and found you in the classroom laying on the floor in pain? Remember when he said that you violated the fire code and gave you a $500 ticket? Remember when he said he’d teach you to obey the fire laws and then beat you over the head with his fire helmet and his partner inserted a fire hose into your ass and then turned it on full blast, causing you to land face-first into the blackboard? Remember when you broke your nose and then the firemen viscously assraped you? Remember when you a heard a rattling sound coming from the acid hood in the back of the room and then looked over and saw the entire hood collapse onto the floor and Tuttle rolled out? Remember how Tuttle was naked, masturbating vigorously, and was suffering internal bleeding as a result of the hydrochloric acid fumes he had inhaled while in the acid hood?
You sure learned about science in that episode!!
Sunday, November 25, 2007
"Screech Learns About Lizards" Episode Recap
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Tuesday, November 13, 2007
"Mr. Belding's Answering Machine" Episode Recap
13th November 2007 - 12:52:43 PM
85499 : Ox
Screech, do you remember that episode when Zack's dad stole Mr. Belding away from you, breaking your heart? Remember how you would leave long rambling messages on Belding's answering machine, in which you were sobbing and begging him to come back? Remember how Belding and Zack's dad used to listen to your tearful messages while jerking off? Remember how Belding had an old answering machine with cassette tapes? Remember when you left 10 messages one day and used up an entire side of the tape? Remember how mad Belding was he found out a few days later that he missed a booty-call with A.C. Slater because Slater was unable to leave a message on the machine because you had completely used up the tape? Remember when Belding decided to teach you a lesson? Remember when Belding made an announcement instructing you to report to the Principal's office? Remember when you walked out of class and skipped though the Bayside halls because you were so happy and assumed that Belding wanted you back and that you were probably going to have some hot sweaty make-up unprotected buttsex in his office? Remember when you opened the door and then Belding threw his answering machine at your face as hard as he could? Remember when his answering machine hit you in the cheek and left eye, puncturing your cornea? Remember when your left eye filled up with blood and you yelled out "Zoinks! Zoinks! Zoinks! Mr. B, I can't see!" Remember when Belding replied "Good, you little FAGGOT!" Remember when Belding said "Kevin, go fix Screech's eye"??? Remember when Kevin the Robot rolled out of Belding's coat closet and grabbed you by the neck with his left claw and tore your bleeding eye out of its socket with his right claw? Remember how you were bleeding all over the place by now? Remember when Belding grabbed you by the jew-fro and started fucking your now empty eye socket? Remember how much the gushing warm blood turned him on? Remember when he blew a massive load in your eye with such force that snapped your head back, giving you whiplash? Remember when Kevin the Robot was stroking his metal cock with his claws and shot his own oily load onto your bird chest? Remember when you heard a cracking sound and looked over at the trophy display case in Belding's office and saw Mr. Tuttle on top of the display case masturbating vigorously with his pants down around his ankles? Remember when the top of the display case shattered and Tuttle came crashing down onto Belding's "Principal of the Year" trophy? Remember when the little metal man on top of Belding's trophy buried itself into Tuttle's rectum as he fell? Remember how much that excited Tuttle and his immediately shot his load and then passed out from massive blood loss second later due to the rectal tearing?
You sure learned not to mess with Mr. Belding's answering machine in that episode!
85499 : Ox
Screech, do you remember that episode when Zack's dad stole Mr. Belding away from you, breaking your heart? Remember how you would leave long rambling messages on Belding's answering machine, in which you were sobbing and begging him to come back? Remember how Belding and Zack's dad used to listen to your tearful messages while jerking off? Remember how Belding had an old answering machine with cassette tapes? Remember when you left 10 messages one day and used up an entire side of the tape? Remember how mad Belding was he found out a few days later that he missed a booty-call with A.C. Slater because Slater was unable to leave a message on the machine because you had completely used up the tape? Remember when Belding decided to teach you a lesson? Remember when Belding made an announcement instructing you to report to the Principal's office? Remember when you walked out of class and skipped though the Bayside halls because you were so happy and assumed that Belding wanted you back and that you were probably going to have some hot sweaty make-up unprotected buttsex in his office? Remember when you opened the door and then Belding threw his answering machine at your face as hard as he could? Remember when his answering machine hit you in the cheek and left eye, puncturing your cornea? Remember when your left eye filled up with blood and you yelled out "Zoinks! Zoinks! Zoinks! Mr. B, I can't see!" Remember when Belding replied "Good, you little FAGGOT!" Remember when Belding said "Kevin, go fix Screech's eye"??? Remember when Kevin the Robot rolled out of Belding's coat closet and grabbed you by the neck with his left claw and tore your bleeding eye out of its socket with his right claw? Remember how you were bleeding all over the place by now? Remember when Belding grabbed you by the jew-fro and started fucking your now empty eye socket? Remember how much the gushing warm blood turned him on? Remember when he blew a massive load in your eye with such force that snapped your head back, giving you whiplash? Remember when Kevin the Robot was stroking his metal cock with his claws and shot his own oily load onto your bird chest? Remember when you heard a cracking sound and looked over at the trophy display case in Belding's office and saw Mr. Tuttle on top of the display case masturbating vigorously with his pants down around his ankles? Remember when the top of the display case shattered and Tuttle came crashing down onto Belding's "Principal of the Year" trophy? Remember when the little metal man on top of Belding's trophy buried itself into Tuttle's rectum as he fell? Remember how much that excited Tuttle and his immediately shot his load and then passed out from massive blood loss second later due to the rectal tearing?
You sure learned not to mess with Mr. Belding's answering machine in that episode!
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
"Screech Learns About Video Games" Episode Recap
07th November 2007 - 12:34:08 AM
85442 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where you were playing Ms. Pac-Man on Mr. Belding's Atari 2600? Remember when you got turned on watching the little yellow Ms. Pac-Man image move around the TV screen? Remember when you took off your Zubaz and inserted the joystick in your asshole and started jerking off? Remember when Belding walked in on you and started screaming at you for messing with his Atari? Remember when Belding gave you a karate kick to the throat and then tried to strangle you to death with the cord on the joystick? Remember when Belding started stomping on your tiny nuts with his cowboy boots and you started crying? Remember when you heard a clanking sound and looked up and saw the air conditioner vent in the ceiling snap in half and saw Mr. Tuttle dangling with one leg stuck in the vent while his pants were down and he was tossing off as though he were in a race? Remember when Tuttle fired his seed while he was hanging upside down? Remember when his load went two feet up in the air and landed down on his tongue? Remember when he raised his arms like an NFL referee and said “It’s good!! That’s three points for team Tuttle!” Remember how much this turned on Belding and Belding tore off your Zubaz? Remember when he stuck his massive cock in your jewish brownpipe? Remember when all of a sudden the chair behind Belding’s desk moved and Rod Belding crawled up from underneath the desk where he had been resting after sucking off his own brother, Dick Belding? Remember when Rod Belding gave a hi-five to Dick Belding and proceeded to spit-roast you? Remember how Rod and Dick pounded away at your bodily orifices for several minutes, causing you great discomfort? Remember when the Belding brothers both climaxed at the same time? Remember when Tuttle clapped to show his pleasure? Remember how Tuttle’s head was bright red by now, as all of the blood had rushed to his head as he continued to dangle upside down with his pants around his ankles? Remember when Rod and Dick Belding said “That really hit the spot, Screech! Thanks!” and then opened the window and fired you into the dumpster five feet below the window with the rest of the garbage? You sure learned about video games in that episode!
85442 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where you were playing Ms. Pac-Man on Mr. Belding's Atari 2600? Remember when you got turned on watching the little yellow Ms. Pac-Man image move around the TV screen? Remember when you took off your Zubaz and inserted the joystick in your asshole and started jerking off? Remember when Belding walked in on you and started screaming at you for messing with his Atari? Remember when Belding gave you a karate kick to the throat and then tried to strangle you to death with the cord on the joystick? Remember when Belding started stomping on your tiny nuts with his cowboy boots and you started crying? Remember when you heard a clanking sound and looked up and saw the air conditioner vent in the ceiling snap in half and saw Mr. Tuttle dangling with one leg stuck in the vent while his pants were down and he was tossing off as though he were in a race? Remember when Tuttle fired his seed while he was hanging upside down? Remember when his load went two feet up in the air and landed down on his tongue? Remember when he raised his arms like an NFL referee and said “It’s good!! That’s three points for team Tuttle!” Remember how much this turned on Belding and Belding tore off your Zubaz? Remember when he stuck his massive cock in your jewish brownpipe? Remember when all of a sudden the chair behind Belding’s desk moved and Rod Belding crawled up from underneath the desk where he had been resting after sucking off his own brother, Dick Belding? Remember when Rod Belding gave a hi-five to Dick Belding and proceeded to spit-roast you? Remember how Rod and Dick pounded away at your bodily orifices for several minutes, causing you great discomfort? Remember when the Belding brothers both climaxed at the same time? Remember when Tuttle clapped to show his pleasure? Remember how Tuttle’s head was bright red by now, as all of the blood had rushed to his head as he continued to dangle upside down with his pants around his ankles? Remember when Rod and Dick Belding said “That really hit the spot, Screech! Thanks!” and then opened the window and fired you into the dumpster five feet below the window with the rest of the garbage? You sure learned about video games in that episode!
Sunday, November 04, 2007
"Screech And The Bayside Band" Episode Recap
04th November 2007 - 10:24:19 PM
85430 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where you wanted to try out for the Bayside school's band, but weren't sure which instrument to play? Remember when you asked Mr. Belding for some advice? Remember when he said he would help you, but first asked you to help him tune his skin flute? Remember how your favorite movie was the "Smurfs and the Magic Flute," so you agreed to help him? Remember how you had never heard of a skin flute, but assumed it must be an exotic type of flute? Remember when you walked into Belding's office and saw Kevin the Robot in there? Remember when Kevin informed you that he had rolled all of the way over from your house? Remember when Belding asked you to lock the door to his office so he could show you his valuable skin flute? Remember when Belding suddenly dropped trow, revealing his enormous rock hard cock? Remember when Belding said, “Start tuning, BITCH!” Remember when you refused and Kevin pointed his claws at you and hit you with a 300-volt spark and said that there was more where that came from if you didn’t do what Belding said? Remember how scared you were and agreed to help Belding? Remember how happy that made Belding and he rewarded Kevin by pouring an entire can of 10w-40 motor oil into a hole at the top of Kevin’s head? Remember when you sucked on his cock for a few minutes until Belding said it was tuned? Remember when Belding then grabbed you by the jew-fro and launched you face-first into the edge of his desk? Remember when he ripped off your Zubaz and said he needed to oil up his skin flute with your anal oil so that it wouldn’t rust, and then viscously ass-raped you for the next 10 minutes until he shot his massive load up your shit pipe? Remember that while this was going on Kevin was massaging his metal cock with his claw and eventually unleashed his oily robotic load into your jew-fro? Remember how it took about a month to get the oil out of your jew-fro and your mom got mad at you for getting oil on your Zubaz pillow and ruining it? You sure learned about music in that episode!
85430 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where you wanted to try out for the Bayside school's band, but weren't sure which instrument to play? Remember when you asked Mr. Belding for some advice? Remember when he said he would help you, but first asked you to help him tune his skin flute? Remember how your favorite movie was the "Smurfs and the Magic Flute," so you agreed to help him? Remember how you had never heard of a skin flute, but assumed it must be an exotic type of flute? Remember when you walked into Belding's office and saw Kevin the Robot in there? Remember when Kevin informed you that he had rolled all of the way over from your house? Remember when Belding asked you to lock the door to his office so he could show you his valuable skin flute? Remember when Belding suddenly dropped trow, revealing his enormous rock hard cock? Remember when Belding said, “Start tuning, BITCH!” Remember when you refused and Kevin pointed his claws at you and hit you with a 300-volt spark and said that there was more where that came from if you didn’t do what Belding said? Remember how scared you were and agreed to help Belding? Remember how happy that made Belding and he rewarded Kevin by pouring an entire can of 10w-40 motor oil into a hole at the top of Kevin’s head? Remember when you sucked on his cock for a few minutes until Belding said it was tuned? Remember when Belding then grabbed you by the jew-fro and launched you face-first into the edge of his desk? Remember when he ripped off your Zubaz and said he needed to oil up his skin flute with your anal oil so that it wouldn’t rust, and then viscously ass-raped you for the next 10 minutes until he shot his massive load up your shit pipe? Remember that while this was going on Kevin was massaging his metal cock with his claw and eventually unleashed his oily robotic load into your jew-fro? Remember how it took about a month to get the oil out of your jew-fro and your mom got mad at you for getting oil on your Zubaz pillow and ruining it? You sure learned about music in that episode!
Thursday, October 25, 2007
"Screech's Best Halloween Ever" Episode Recap
25th October 2007 - 11:27:32 PM
85362 : Ox
Screech, do you remember that time when you were at Bayside on Halloween in 1991 and everyone except you was dressed up in a Halloween costume? Remember when Mr. Belding saw you in the hallway and was mad that you weren't dressed up in a costume? Remember when he called you into his office and dropped trou and then coated you with a nice diarrhea spray? Remeber when you heard a cracking sound and looked over and saw that one of the tall bookcases in Belding's office was wobblingand started to tip over? Remember when you looked up and saw that Mr. Tuttle was perched on top of the bookcase with his pants off masturbating and rapidly as he could? Remember when he fell onto the floor and the heavy wooden bookcase fell onto his right leg, snapping it in two places? Remember how Tuttle kept masturbating until he shot his load and passed out from the pain of his busted leg? Remember when Belding sent you back to class coated in his dairrhea? Remember when everyone thought you were dressed up as a turd and you won the Bayside costume contest? Even though the Bayside gang really screwed you over that time, that was still your best Halloween ever!
85362 : Ox
Screech, do you remember that time when you were at Bayside on Halloween in 1991 and everyone except you was dressed up in a Halloween costume? Remember when Mr. Belding saw you in the hallway and was mad that you weren't dressed up in a costume? Remember when he called you into his office and dropped trou and then coated you with a nice diarrhea spray? Remeber when you heard a cracking sound and looked over and saw that one of the tall bookcases in Belding's office was wobblingand started to tip over? Remember when you looked up and saw that Mr. Tuttle was perched on top of the bookcase with his pants off masturbating and rapidly as he could? Remember when he fell onto the floor and the heavy wooden bookcase fell onto his right leg, snapping it in two places? Remember how Tuttle kept masturbating until he shot his load and passed out from the pain of his busted leg? Remember when Belding sent you back to class coated in his dairrhea? Remember when everyone thought you were dressed up as a turd and you won the Bayside costume contest? Even though the Bayside gang really screwed you over that time, that was still your best Halloween ever!
Monday, October 15, 2007
"Screech's Day In Court" Episode Recap
15th October 2007 - 01:29:16 PM
85234 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where you complained to your parents that the male teachers and janitors at Bayside were violently raping you every day at school? Remember how your parents didn't seem to care? Remember when you informed your mom on the show that you had covertly taken a picture of her being spit roasted by Kevin the Robot and AC Slater and would send it to Hustler if she didn't press charges against the teachers? Remember when Mrs. Powers reluctantly agreed to bring the charges? Remember how you were called to testify in the State of California vs. Bayside High school? Remember when you got up on the stand and informed the courtroom about all of the times that Belding would spray diarrhea in your jew fro, piss on your face, and have unprotected buttsex you, completely against your will? Remember how everyone in the courtroom, including your mom and Mr. Carosi were laughing hysterically during your testimony until the judge pounded his gavel and demanded order in the court? Remember how the judge's name was Steven Gaylord and he was very liberal and openly gay? Remember how he had just transferred down to Santa Monica from a San Francisco courtroom after an incident in which a prosecutor had slipped and fallen on a puddle of HIV juice that had dripped out of the judge's asshole during a court recess?
Remember when Belding got up on the stand and admitted to having done everything that had stated in your testimony? Remember when you yelled out "Zoinks!!!!" several times? Remember how Belding's defense was that you were really annoying and that you made him mad? Remember when he pointed at you and said that he did all of those things to you to teach you a lesson and that the daily rapes were committed for your own good? Remember when you kept yelling "Zoinks!!!" and everyone in the courtroom was getting pissed at you? Remember when the judge ruled that Belding was well within his rights for violently sodomizing you? Remember when the judge rules that you had brought a frivolous lawsuit and hit you with monetary sanctions and a month in jail? Remember when how your cellmate was Slater's cousin, a leader of the Mexican Mafia prison gang? Remember when the gang burned you with cigarette butts and whored you out to the various homosexual inmates and guards? Remember when the judge had a conjugal visit with you two weeks into your sentence even though you didn't want one?
You sure got screwed over that time!
85234 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where you complained to your parents that the male teachers and janitors at Bayside were violently raping you every day at school? Remember how your parents didn't seem to care? Remember when you informed your mom on the show that you had covertly taken a picture of her being spit roasted by Kevin the Robot and AC Slater and would send it to Hustler if she didn't press charges against the teachers? Remember when Mrs. Powers reluctantly agreed to bring the charges? Remember how you were called to testify in the State of California vs. Bayside High school? Remember when you got up on the stand and informed the courtroom about all of the times that Belding would spray diarrhea in your jew fro, piss on your face, and have unprotected buttsex you, completely against your will? Remember how everyone in the courtroom, including your mom and Mr. Carosi were laughing hysterically during your testimony until the judge pounded his gavel and demanded order in the court? Remember how the judge's name was Steven Gaylord and he was very liberal and openly gay? Remember how he had just transferred down to Santa Monica from a San Francisco courtroom after an incident in which a prosecutor had slipped and fallen on a puddle of HIV juice that had dripped out of the judge's asshole during a court recess?
Remember when Belding got up on the stand and admitted to having done everything that had stated in your testimony? Remember when you yelled out "Zoinks!!!!" several times? Remember how Belding's defense was that you were really annoying and that you made him mad? Remember when he pointed at you and said that he did all of those things to you to teach you a lesson and that the daily rapes were committed for your own good? Remember when you kept yelling "Zoinks!!!" and everyone in the courtroom was getting pissed at you? Remember when the judge ruled that Belding was well within his rights for violently sodomizing you? Remember when the judge rules that you had brought a frivolous lawsuit and hit you with monetary sanctions and a month in jail? Remember when how your cellmate was Slater's cousin, a leader of the Mexican Mafia prison gang? Remember when the gang burned you with cigarette butts and whored you out to the various homosexual inmates and guards? Remember when the judge had a conjugal visit with you two weeks into your sentence even though you didn't want one?
You sure got screwed over that time!
Monday, September 24, 2007
"Screech Learns About Race Relations" Episode Recap
24th September 2007 - 03:04:18 PM
85048 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where you ran into Milo the janitor in the bathroom and told him that he was "as dark as night"? Remember when you said that you could only see him when he smiled and the light shined off of his white teeth? Remember how funny you thought you were being? Remember how mad Milo became? Remember when you said "yo holmes, you gots ta chill" in your best ghetto voice? Remember when Milo grabbed you by the jew-fro and smashed your face into the bathroom mirror? Remember when Milo screamed, "yo sno-flake how you like dat? Yo goin ta pay now, mothafucka!" Remember when he dropped his pants and you were overcome by the nasty smell of his crotch, which he said he hadn't bathed in 3 weeks? Remember when Milo said, "Maybe I iz so dark because I iz dirty. You best clean me up!" and then made you lick clean his rank balls and asshole? Remember when he farted right in your face while your tongue was buried in his crotch? Remember when you thought you were going to throw up after 5 minutes of this and then Milo said, "Now you goin clean off my cock, bitch! Milo gots ta cum!!!!!" Remember when he shoved his cock right in your face? Remember how he was suffering from an outbreak of Herpes Simplex #2 and herpes juice was dripping all over your face and onto your torn Zubaz? Remember when he lodged his cock in your flesh tunnel and said "I gots ta rub da dirt off my cock, my jewish snoflake!" Remember when he tore your rectum in the process and you contracted several permanent STDs from his diseased cock? You sure learned about race relations in that episode!
85048 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where you ran into Milo the janitor in the bathroom and told him that he was "as dark as night"? Remember when you said that you could only see him when he smiled and the light shined off of his white teeth? Remember how funny you thought you were being? Remember how mad Milo became? Remember when you said "yo holmes, you gots ta chill" in your best ghetto voice? Remember when Milo grabbed you by the jew-fro and smashed your face into the bathroom mirror? Remember when Milo screamed, "yo sno-flake how you like dat? Yo goin ta pay now, mothafucka!" Remember when he dropped his pants and you were overcome by the nasty smell of his crotch, which he said he hadn't bathed in 3 weeks? Remember when Milo said, "Maybe I iz so dark because I iz dirty. You best clean me up!" and then made you lick clean his rank balls and asshole? Remember when he farted right in your face while your tongue was buried in his crotch? Remember when you thought you were going to throw up after 5 minutes of this and then Milo said, "Now you goin clean off my cock, bitch! Milo gots ta cum!!!!!" Remember when he shoved his cock right in your face? Remember how he was suffering from an outbreak of Herpes Simplex #2 and herpes juice was dripping all over your face and onto your torn Zubaz? Remember when he lodged his cock in your flesh tunnel and said "I gots ta rub da dirt off my cock, my jewish snoflake!" Remember when he tore your rectum in the process and you contracted several permanent STDs from his diseased cock? You sure learned about race relations in that episode!
Monday, September 10, 2007
"Screech Learns About Music" Episode Recap
10th September 2007 - 11:42:02 PM
84958 : Ox
Diamond, do you remember that episode where you were Mr. Belding's assistant and you were eating lunch in his office one day when he walked in? Remember how you were eating Spaghettio's and listening to your John Tesh album? Remember how mad Belding was when he heard the crappy John Tesh tunes emanating from his boom box? Remember when Mr. Belding yelled at you for soiling his office with crappy faggot music? Remember when lunged at you and smashed his forearm into your face, busting your hooked nose in the process? Remember when your blood spilled everywhere and Belding dropped trow? Remember when Slater, who wasn't even a student at Bayside at the time, walked out of Belding's closet and he was completely naked and fully erect? Remember when the fluorescent light that was hanging from the ceiling started wobbling back and forth? Remember when you looked up and saw Mr. Tuttle swinging from the ceiling light? Remember how his pants were off and he was masturbating as though he were in a race? Remember when one of the bolts securing the light to the ceiling snapped under the weight of his 400 lb frame? Remember when Tuttle came crashing down onto Belding’s desk and broke his hip? Remember how he screamed in pain, yet kept masturbating while Belding was anally violating you and Slater was taking a shit in your jew-fro? You sure learned a lesson about listening to shitty music in that episode!
84958 : Ox
Diamond, do you remember that episode where you were Mr. Belding's assistant and you were eating lunch in his office one day when he walked in? Remember how you were eating Spaghettio's and listening to your John Tesh album? Remember how mad Belding was when he heard the crappy John Tesh tunes emanating from his boom box? Remember when Mr. Belding yelled at you for soiling his office with crappy faggot music? Remember when lunged at you and smashed his forearm into your face, busting your hooked nose in the process? Remember when your blood spilled everywhere and Belding dropped trow? Remember when Slater, who wasn't even a student at Bayside at the time, walked out of Belding's closet and he was completely naked and fully erect? Remember when the fluorescent light that was hanging from the ceiling started wobbling back and forth? Remember when you looked up and saw Mr. Tuttle swinging from the ceiling light? Remember how his pants were off and he was masturbating as though he were in a race? Remember when one of the bolts securing the light to the ceiling snapped under the weight of his 400 lb frame? Remember when Tuttle came crashing down onto Belding’s desk and broke his hip? Remember how he screamed in pain, yet kept masturbating while Belding was anally violating you and Slater was taking a shit in your jew-fro? You sure learned a lesson about listening to shitty music in that episode!
Sunday, August 26, 2007
"Screech Gets Tricked By Hound Dog" Episode Recap
26th August 2007 - 06:25:21 PM
84804 : Ox
Screech, remember that time when you were taking a shower and Hound Dog started barking? Remember when you thought that something was wrong and wrapped a towel around your waste and ran out of the shower to Hound Dog? Remember how Hound Dog had tricked you and there was no emergency? Remember when Kevin the Robot rolled out of the closet behind you and grabbed your tiny zoinker with his metal claw? Remember when you cried "Zoinks!" in pain as Kevin dragged you across the floor and then Kevin extended his metal penis and announced "Bzzt! Kevin must drain oil! Bzzt!" Remember when Kevin inserted his cold metal penis in your jewish butthole and pounded away? Remember when Hound dog pissed right in your face and started scratching your jew-fro and then took a shit in it? Remember when Kevin blew his oilly robotic load with a force of 100 psi and you flew face-first into the wall, shattering your gonzo nose and your jaw? You sure got screwed over that time!
84804 : Ox
Screech, remember that time when you were taking a shower and Hound Dog started barking? Remember when you thought that something was wrong and wrapped a towel around your waste and ran out of the shower to Hound Dog? Remember how Hound Dog had tricked you and there was no emergency? Remember when Kevin the Robot rolled out of the closet behind you and grabbed your tiny zoinker with his metal claw? Remember when you cried "Zoinks!" in pain as Kevin dragged you across the floor and then Kevin extended his metal penis and announced "Bzzt! Kevin must drain oil! Bzzt!" Remember when Kevin inserted his cold metal penis in your jewish butthole and pounded away? Remember when Hound dog pissed right in your face and started scratching your jew-fro and then took a shit in it? Remember when Kevin blew his oilly robotic load with a force of 100 psi and you flew face-first into the wall, shattering your gonzo nose and your jaw? You sure got screwed over that time!
Monday, July 09, 2007
"Screech And His Apple IIe Computer" Episode Recap
09th July 2007 - 11:59:10 PM
84215 : Ox
Screech, do you remember that episode where you invited Mr. Belding over to your house to play Atari games on your Atari 2600? Remember when you played in your family room? Remember when you took a break from game play and let Kevin the Robot play against Mr. Belding in a game of Space Invaders? Remember when you claimed that your wrist needed a rest, but in reality your wanted to go blow a load because sitting next to Belding on your couch was turning you on? Remember when you were upstairs for a while and Kevin the Robot set a brand new all-time record at Space Invaders? Remember when Kevin was so excited that he rolled the stairs and opened the door to your bedroom? Remember when Kevin saw you with your pants down around your ankles as you were having sex with the little tiny holes in one of the serial ports on the back of your Apple IIe computer? Remember how jealous Kevin was because he liked uploading various files to that Apple IIe computer and you were supposed to be his sex toy? Remember when Belding walked into the room and was also upset because his enormous cock wasn�t in your asshole at that very moment? Remember when Belding got even with you by dropping his pants and then ripping an extremely nasty fart? Remember how Belding�s fart was extremely potent and had a density so large that you actually see the aurora borealis (the Northern Lights) through his fart cloud? Remember when you doubled over from the disgusting smell and Kevin rolled over and gave you a charge of 200 Volts to your big hooked Jew nose? Remember when Kevin stuck his metal cock into your brownpipe and Belding lodged his enormous cock into your mouth? Remember when Belding and Kevin spit roasted you? Remember when Kevin raised his claws up in the air and gave Belding a couple Hi-Fives? Remember when Kevin shot his oily robotic load with such force that it blew you out the window and you broke your neck? Remember when you ended up in the hospital in traction for two months? Kevin sure taught you a lesson about misusing your computer in that episode!
84215 : Ox
Screech, do you remember that episode where you invited Mr. Belding over to your house to play Atari games on your Atari 2600? Remember when you played in your family room? Remember when you took a break from game play and let Kevin the Robot play against Mr. Belding in a game of Space Invaders? Remember when you claimed that your wrist needed a rest, but in reality your wanted to go blow a load because sitting next to Belding on your couch was turning you on? Remember when you were upstairs for a while and Kevin the Robot set a brand new all-time record at Space Invaders? Remember when Kevin was so excited that he rolled the stairs and opened the door to your bedroom? Remember when Kevin saw you with your pants down around your ankles as you were having sex with the little tiny holes in one of the serial ports on the back of your Apple IIe computer? Remember how jealous Kevin was because he liked uploading various files to that Apple IIe computer and you were supposed to be his sex toy? Remember when Belding walked into the room and was also upset because his enormous cock wasn�t in your asshole at that very moment? Remember when Belding got even with you by dropping his pants and then ripping an extremely nasty fart? Remember how Belding�s fart was extremely potent and had a density so large that you actually see the aurora borealis (the Northern Lights) through his fart cloud? Remember when you doubled over from the disgusting smell and Kevin rolled over and gave you a charge of 200 Volts to your big hooked Jew nose? Remember when Kevin stuck his metal cock into your brownpipe and Belding lodged his enormous cock into your mouth? Remember when Belding and Kevin spit roasted you? Remember when Kevin raised his claws up in the air and gave Belding a couple Hi-Fives? Remember when Kevin shot his oily robotic load with such force that it blew you out the window and you broke your neck? Remember when you ended up in the hospital in traction for two months? Kevin sure taught you a lesson about misusing your computer in that episode!
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
"Screech Learns to Cook" Episode Recap
03rd April 2007 - 12:42:46 AM
79900 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where you took a cooking class during your senior year at Bayside? Remember when the teacher was Mr. Belding for some unknown reason and Zack, Slater, Lisa, Kelly, Jessie, and I were all in the class with you? Remember when I was called “Scud” in this episode and was a burnout, instead of being the jock “Ox.” Remember how that didn’t make any sense at all? Remember how you kept interrupting Mr. Belding when he was trying to show everyone how to cook steaks? Remember when you kept saying stupid things like “Zoinks” over and over again because you thought that was funny, even though nobody else did? Remember when Belding finally had enough and called you to the front of the class to have you help demonstrate how to make shish kebabs? Remember when Belding stuck a long stick into a few pieces of meat and cooked it over a flame at the stove? Remember when he let you ate a piece and told everyone how good it tasted? Remember how proud you were that Belding, your hero, was letting you help out in class? Remember when Belding said that the next item you were going to help him cook was a “Jew-kebab?” Remember when you didn’t know what that was, but you assumed it must be good because Belding was a good cook? Remember when Belding told you to turn around a face the class and then he picked up a pipe wrench and smacked you over the head with it before you could react? Remember when he yanked off your Zubaz, dropped his pants, and inserted his huge erect middle aged penis into your rectum and said “hey everybody, I have a fresh piece of meat on my stick. This is a good Jew-kebab!!!” Remember how everyone was laughing and you looked over and saw that Zack’s dad and Mr. Dewey had walked into the classroom and Dewey was sucking off Zack’s dad? Remember when Kelly grabbed a frying pan and you thought she was going to smack Belding in the head and save you? Remember when she instead whacked you in the tailbone with the frying pan, causing great pain? Remember how everyone was laughing? Remember how there was a kitchen cabinet filled with bags of sugar, flour, and cereal above the stove in the kitchen classroom? Remember when the cabinet started wobbling and cracking? Remember when all of a sudden the entire foundation of the cabinet cracked as if under great stress and Mr. Tuttle crashed onto the open flame on the stove? Remember how his pants were down around his ankles and he was furiously jerking off to your cries of pain? Remember when he rolled off the flame and smothered his burning skin by running his piping hot ass all over your face? Remember when he then sat down on your torso to rest because he was really fat and out of breath? Remember when your ribs shattered like pretzels under the pressure of Mr. Tuttle’s 500 lb frame? Remember how hard everyone was laughing at the popping sounds of your ribs splintering into little pieces? Remember how much everyone was masturbating as you turned blue and lost consciousness? Remember when you went into cardiac arrest and almost died? Remember when you were in a coma for three months? You sure learned about cooking in that episode!
79900 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where you took a cooking class during your senior year at Bayside? Remember when the teacher was Mr. Belding for some unknown reason and Zack, Slater, Lisa, Kelly, Jessie, and I were all in the class with you? Remember when I was called “Scud” in this episode and was a burnout, instead of being the jock “Ox.” Remember how that didn’t make any sense at all? Remember how you kept interrupting Mr. Belding when he was trying to show everyone how to cook steaks? Remember when you kept saying stupid things like “Zoinks” over and over again because you thought that was funny, even though nobody else did? Remember when Belding finally had enough and called you to the front of the class to have you help demonstrate how to make shish kebabs? Remember when Belding stuck a long stick into a few pieces of meat and cooked it over a flame at the stove? Remember when he let you ate a piece and told everyone how good it tasted? Remember how proud you were that Belding, your hero, was letting you help out in class? Remember when Belding said that the next item you were going to help him cook was a “Jew-kebab?” Remember when you didn’t know what that was, but you assumed it must be good because Belding was a good cook? Remember when Belding told you to turn around a face the class and then he picked up a pipe wrench and smacked you over the head with it before you could react? Remember when he yanked off your Zubaz, dropped his pants, and inserted his huge erect middle aged penis into your rectum and said “hey everybody, I have a fresh piece of meat on my stick. This is a good Jew-kebab!!!” Remember how everyone was laughing and you looked over and saw that Zack’s dad and Mr. Dewey had walked into the classroom and Dewey was sucking off Zack’s dad? Remember when Kelly grabbed a frying pan and you thought she was going to smack Belding in the head and save you? Remember when she instead whacked you in the tailbone with the frying pan, causing great pain? Remember how everyone was laughing? Remember how there was a kitchen cabinet filled with bags of sugar, flour, and cereal above the stove in the kitchen classroom? Remember when the cabinet started wobbling and cracking? Remember when all of a sudden the entire foundation of the cabinet cracked as if under great stress and Mr. Tuttle crashed onto the open flame on the stove? Remember how his pants were down around his ankles and he was furiously jerking off to your cries of pain? Remember when he rolled off the flame and smothered his burning skin by running his piping hot ass all over your face? Remember when he then sat down on your torso to rest because he was really fat and out of breath? Remember when your ribs shattered like pretzels under the pressure of Mr. Tuttle’s 500 lb frame? Remember how hard everyone was laughing at the popping sounds of your ribs splintering into little pieces? Remember how much everyone was masturbating as you turned blue and lost consciousness? Remember when you went into cardiac arrest and almost died? Remember when you were in a coma for three months? You sure learned about cooking in that episode!
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
"The Sprang" Episode Recap
28th March 2007 - 12:15:42 AM
79871 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where you were Lisa Turtle’s dance partner in the dance contest at the Max? Remember when you danced “the sprang” with Lisa and beat out Zack and Slater in the contest and Kasey Kasim crowned you and Lisa as the winners? Remember how Slater, Zack, and Mr. Belding were initially happy for you and Lisa because they felt sorry for Lisa who had sprained her ankle before the contest? Remember how you kept talking shit to Zack and Slater then next day at school telling them they totally sucked and you were the greatest dancer in the world, a modern day jewish MC Hammer on the dance floor? Remember when Slater and Zack asked you to show them some of your dance moves after school in your homeroom? Remember when you showed up at 3:15 after the final bell and Zack and Slater showed up a couple minutes later? Remember when they brought Mr. Belding with them? Remember when Slater asked you to show him some of your dance moves? Remember when you hopped around in a circle on one foot like a total retard and said, “watch me cut a rug, guys!!!” Remember when Slater said, “I’ll show you some moves” and then yanked off his pants, revealing black tights beneath? Remember when Slater popped a tape of Mexican restaurant music in boom box and hit the play button? Remember when Slater farted and it smelled like Doritos and you got turned on? Remember when Slater grabbed out and danced the lambada dirty dancing move with you? Remember when Slater kept rubbing his lumpy crotch against your scrawny body and you got really turned on? Remember when Belding said “my turn!” and then changed the tape to Sir Mix-a-lot’s “Baby Got Back” and said he was going to show you how to grind? Remember how you got excited and had a huge stupid grin on your face because you figured the Bayside gang had finally accepted you? Remember how less excited you were when you turned with your back to Belding and he punched you in the back and threw you down into a row of classroom seats? Remember when Belding then dropped his pants, grabbed you by the jewfro, and rubbed his huge middle-aged schlong against your lips and face? Remember when he said “how do you like my grind move, BITCH!!?” Remember when he shot his mammoth load down your throat and then threw you to the floor? Remember when Zack said “Screech, here’s the ‘running man’” and then did the running man dance right on your tiny nutsack, causing extreme discomfort? Remember when Zack said “Screech, lets do the limbo! Can you go under the limbo stick?” Remember when Zack pulled out a limbo stick and poked you in the nuts with it and then smacked you in your gonzo nose? Remember when Slater yanked off your Zubaz pants and Zack sodomized you with the limbo stick? Remember when you were in intense pain and then suddenly noticed a creaking sound coming from the ceiling tiles in the classroom? Remember when you thought that maybe an earthquake was occurring and that was the source of the creaking? Remember when all of a sudden Mr. Tuttle fell 12 feet from the ceiling tiles and landed on the floor? Remember r how his pants were off and his was rapidly masturbating to your cries of pain? Remember how Tuttle hit his head on a desk on the way down and was bleeding all over the place? Remember when the sight of Tuttle masturbating while laying in a puddle of his own blood turned on Slater? Remember when Slater then viciously raped you for the next 10 minutes until he pulled out and shot his spicy load in your jewfro? Remember when he finished and then hi-fived Belding and Zack and got up to leave you and your bloody and torn asshole to fend for yourself? Remember when Tuttle managed to get to a phone and called the police? Remember how relieved you were because you thought that Tuttle was going to tell the truth and end your daily suffering? Remember when Tuttle instead said that you hit him, causing his would, and then tried to rape him? Remember when you received two months of detection? The Bayside gang really got you good that time!
79871 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where you were Lisa Turtle’s dance partner in the dance contest at the Max? Remember when you danced “the sprang” with Lisa and beat out Zack and Slater in the contest and Kasey Kasim crowned you and Lisa as the winners? Remember how Slater, Zack, and Mr. Belding were initially happy for you and Lisa because they felt sorry for Lisa who had sprained her ankle before the contest? Remember how you kept talking shit to Zack and Slater then next day at school telling them they totally sucked and you were the greatest dancer in the world, a modern day jewish MC Hammer on the dance floor? Remember when Slater and Zack asked you to show them some of your dance moves after school in your homeroom? Remember when you showed up at 3:15 after the final bell and Zack and Slater showed up a couple minutes later? Remember when they brought Mr. Belding with them? Remember when Slater asked you to show him some of your dance moves? Remember when you hopped around in a circle on one foot like a total retard and said, “watch me cut a rug, guys!!!” Remember when Slater said, “I’ll show you some moves” and then yanked off his pants, revealing black tights beneath? Remember when Slater popped a tape of Mexican restaurant music in boom box and hit the play button? Remember when Slater farted and it smelled like Doritos and you got turned on? Remember when Slater grabbed out and danced the lambada dirty dancing move with you? Remember when Slater kept rubbing his lumpy crotch against your scrawny body and you got really turned on? Remember when Belding said “my turn!” and then changed the tape to Sir Mix-a-lot’s “Baby Got Back” and said he was going to show you how to grind? Remember how you got excited and had a huge stupid grin on your face because you figured the Bayside gang had finally accepted you? Remember how less excited you were when you turned with your back to Belding and he punched you in the back and threw you down into a row of classroom seats? Remember when Belding then dropped his pants, grabbed you by the jewfro, and rubbed his huge middle-aged schlong against your lips and face? Remember when he said “how do you like my grind move, BITCH!!?” Remember when he shot his mammoth load down your throat and then threw you to the floor? Remember when Zack said “Screech, here’s the ‘running man’” and then did the running man dance right on your tiny nutsack, causing extreme discomfort? Remember when Zack said “Screech, lets do the limbo! Can you go under the limbo stick?” Remember when Zack pulled out a limbo stick and poked you in the nuts with it and then smacked you in your gonzo nose? Remember when Slater yanked off your Zubaz pants and Zack sodomized you with the limbo stick? Remember when you were in intense pain and then suddenly noticed a creaking sound coming from the ceiling tiles in the classroom? Remember when you thought that maybe an earthquake was occurring and that was the source of the creaking? Remember when all of a sudden Mr. Tuttle fell 12 feet from the ceiling tiles and landed on the floor? Remember r how his pants were off and his was rapidly masturbating to your cries of pain? Remember how Tuttle hit his head on a desk on the way down and was bleeding all over the place? Remember when the sight of Tuttle masturbating while laying in a puddle of his own blood turned on Slater? Remember when Slater then viciously raped you for the next 10 minutes until he pulled out and shot his spicy load in your jewfro? Remember when he finished and then hi-fived Belding and Zack and got up to leave you and your bloody and torn asshole to fend for yourself? Remember when Tuttle managed to get to a phone and called the police? Remember how relieved you were because you thought that Tuttle was going to tell the truth and end your daily suffering? Remember when Tuttle instead said that you hit him, causing his would, and then tried to rape him? Remember when you received two months of detection? The Bayside gang really got you good that time!
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
The "Jawbreakers" Episode recap
12th March 2007 - 09:23:02 PM
79790 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode from Saved By The Bell: The New Class where Mr. Belding took you to a drive-in movie for your birthday? Remember how he took you to see “The Birdcage”? Remember how much you enjoyed the movie because you are queer and you enjoyed the gay theme of the movie? Remember when Mr. Belding got out of his rusty station wagon and walked to the concession stand to get some candy? Remember when he got three huge boxes of Sno-Caps and a package of Jawbreakers candy? Remember when he ripped open the boxes of Sno-Caps and gobbled down about three pounds of Sno-Caps in about 15 seconds? Remember when he ripped open the package of Jawbreakers and started munching on them? Remember when you asked for a Jawbreaker? Remember when Mr. Belding said he ate the last one but that he had a “Ball Breaker” for you if you were interested? Remember how you had never heard of Ball Breakers, but you just assumed it must be some other kind of candy? Remember when you asked for a Ball Breaker and Mr. Belding told you to close your eyes and stick out your tongue? Remember when Mr. Belding reached over to the passenger’s side seat and punched you in the junk? Remember when you screamed out in pain? Remember when Mr. Belding smacked you in the groin with a tire jack that had been sitting under your seat? Remember when Mr. Tuttle peaked his head out from the back seat and you realized that he had been in the car the whole time waiting for this moment? Remember how vigorously he was masturbating to the sounds of your screams? Remember when Mr. Belding whipped out his massive schlong and shoved it into your mouth? Remember when Mr. Belding and Tuttle both blew their loads at the same time into your jew-fro? Remember when they kicked you out of the car and left you for dead? Mr. Belding really got you good that time!!!!!!
79790 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode from Saved By The Bell: The New Class where Mr. Belding took you to a drive-in movie for your birthday? Remember how he took you to see “The Birdcage”? Remember how much you enjoyed the movie because you are queer and you enjoyed the gay theme of the movie? Remember when Mr. Belding got out of his rusty station wagon and walked to the concession stand to get some candy? Remember when he got three huge boxes of Sno-Caps and a package of Jawbreakers candy? Remember when he ripped open the boxes of Sno-Caps and gobbled down about three pounds of Sno-Caps in about 15 seconds? Remember when he ripped open the package of Jawbreakers and started munching on them? Remember when you asked for a Jawbreaker? Remember when Mr. Belding said he ate the last one but that he had a “Ball Breaker” for you if you were interested? Remember how you had never heard of Ball Breakers, but you just assumed it must be some other kind of candy? Remember when you asked for a Ball Breaker and Mr. Belding told you to close your eyes and stick out your tongue? Remember when Mr. Belding reached over to the passenger’s side seat and punched you in the junk? Remember when you screamed out in pain? Remember when Mr. Belding smacked you in the groin with a tire jack that had been sitting under your seat? Remember when Mr. Tuttle peaked his head out from the back seat and you realized that he had been in the car the whole time waiting for this moment? Remember how vigorously he was masturbating to the sounds of your screams? Remember when Mr. Belding whipped out his massive schlong and shoved it into your mouth? Remember when Mr. Belding and Tuttle both blew their loads at the same time into your jew-fro? Remember when they kicked you out of the car and left you for dead? Mr. Belding really got you good that time!!!!!!
Monday, February 26, 2007
"Belding and Screech's Camping Trip" episode recap
26th February 2007 - 11:08:28 PM
79655 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode from Saved By The Bell: The New Class when you and Mr. Belding went camping? Remember when Belding told you to expect something different on this camping trip? Remember how excited you were because Belding has up until that point sodomized you daily for the previous few years but never helped get you off? Remember how you were hoping that Belding would let you do him in the ass of at least give you a reach-around during your camping trip? Remember when you went to a forest preserve in the middle of summer? Remember how hot it was? Remember how sweaty and smelly Belding’s ass crack was? Remember when Belding sodomized you like always and you experienced rectal bleeding and immense pain, completely without pleasure? Remember when Belding pulled out and blew his load in your Jew Fro? Remember when Belding opened up a can of cake frosting and told you to lay down on your stomach? Remember when Belding rubbed the cake frosting all over your taint and hairless nut sack? Remember when you assumed he was going to toss your salad and lick the cake frosting off of your taint and you would enjoy it? Remember when he finished putting the frosting on your genitals and then picked you up and threw you in the direction of a giant beehive? Remember when bees smelled the frosting and flew in for an attack, viciously and painfully stinging your already sore and torn asshole, taint, and nut sack? Remember how hard Belding was laughing as you screamed for help? Remember when Mr. Tuttle walked out of the woods and you realized he had been videotaping the entire event with his pants down? Remember when he set the video camera on a picnic table and started vigorously jerking off? Remember when the bee attack finally ended 15 minutes later when Belding walked over and farted on the bees, instantly killing them? Remember when Tuttle sold the video to National Geographic for thousands of dollars and the footage aired during a PBS episode shown during the Bayside Science classes the following semester? You sure got screwed over that time!
79655 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode from Saved By The Bell: The New Class when you and Mr. Belding went camping? Remember when Belding told you to expect something different on this camping trip? Remember how excited you were because Belding has up until that point sodomized you daily for the previous few years but never helped get you off? Remember how you were hoping that Belding would let you do him in the ass of at least give you a reach-around during your camping trip? Remember when you went to a forest preserve in the middle of summer? Remember how hot it was? Remember how sweaty and smelly Belding’s ass crack was? Remember when Belding sodomized you like always and you experienced rectal bleeding and immense pain, completely without pleasure? Remember when Belding pulled out and blew his load in your Jew Fro? Remember when Belding opened up a can of cake frosting and told you to lay down on your stomach? Remember when Belding rubbed the cake frosting all over your taint and hairless nut sack? Remember when you assumed he was going to toss your salad and lick the cake frosting off of your taint and you would enjoy it? Remember when he finished putting the frosting on your genitals and then picked you up and threw you in the direction of a giant beehive? Remember when bees smelled the frosting and flew in for an attack, viciously and painfully stinging your already sore and torn asshole, taint, and nut sack? Remember how hard Belding was laughing as you screamed for help? Remember when Mr. Tuttle walked out of the woods and you realized he had been videotaping the entire event with his pants down? Remember when he set the video camera on a picnic table and started vigorously jerking off? Remember when the bee attack finally ended 15 minutes later when Belding walked over and farted on the bees, instantly killing them? Remember when Tuttle sold the video to National Geographic for thousands of dollars and the footage aired during a PBS episode shown during the Bayside Science classes the following semester? You sure got screwed over that time!
Thursday, February 01, 2007
A Carrot Top "Remember When" Story
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Carrot Top, remember that show in Reno Nevada where you came on the stage right after Dustin Diamond? Remember how pissed off the crowd was because Dustin Diamond's standup comedy act was awful and he stunk up the joint? Remember when you started doing your prop comedy but nobody was laughing because they were still pissed? Remember when you noticed Neal Hamburger behind the curtain behind you and he was pointing at Dustin Diamond? Remember when you figured out what Neal Hamburger wanted you to do? Remember when you ran up behind Dustin Diamond and tackled him? Remember when Neal Hamburger ran onto the stage and yanked off Dustin Diamond's zubaz pants? Remember when you and Neal Hamburger pulled a queer train with Dustin Diamond, with you in the back and Neal in the front of Dustin Diamond? Remember how the entire crowd was cheering you on and gave you a standing ovation? Remember when Mr. Tuttle from Saved By The Bell was sitting in the front row of the audience and he stood up and his pants fell down? Remember when he started vigorously jerking off and shot his load across the stage? Remember when you and Neal lost several loads and then dumped Dustin Diamond at the side of the stage and continued with your prop comedy for another 45 minutes? You really put on a good show that time!!!!!
Carrot Top, remember that show in Reno Nevada where you came on the stage right after Dustin Diamond? Remember how pissed off the crowd was because Dustin Diamond's standup comedy act was awful and he stunk up the joint? Remember when you started doing your prop comedy but nobody was laughing because they were still pissed? Remember when you noticed Neal Hamburger behind the curtain behind you and he was pointing at Dustin Diamond? Remember when you figured out what Neal Hamburger wanted you to do? Remember when you ran up behind Dustin Diamond and tackled him? Remember when Neal Hamburger ran onto the stage and yanked off Dustin Diamond's zubaz pants? Remember when you and Neal Hamburger pulled a queer train with Dustin Diamond, with you in the back and Neal in the front of Dustin Diamond? Remember how the entire crowd was cheering you on and gave you a standing ovation? Remember when Mr. Tuttle from Saved By The Bell was sitting in the front row of the audience and he stood up and his pants fell down? Remember when he started vigorously jerking off and shot his load across the stage? Remember when you and Neal lost several loads and then dumped Dustin Diamond at the side of the stage and continued with your prop comedy for another 45 minutes? You really put on a good show that time!!!!!
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
The "Stand Up Comedy" episode recap
Carrot Top, remember that show in Reno Nevada where you came on the stage right after Dustin Diamond? Remember how pissed off the crowd was because Dustin Diamond's standup comedy act was awful and he stunk up the joint? Remember when you started doing your prop comedy but nobody was laughing because they were still pissed? Remember when you noticed Neal Hamburger behind the curtain behind you and he was pointing at Dustin Diamond? Remember when you figured out what Neal Hamburger wanted you to do? Remember when you ran up behind Dustin Diamond and tackled him? Remember when Neal Hamburger ran onto the stage and yanked off Dustin Diamond's zubaz pants? Remember when you and Neal Hamburger pulled a queer train with Dustin Diamond, with you in the back and Neal in the front of Dustin Diamond? Remember how the entire crowd was cheering you on and gave you a standing ovation? Remember when Mr. Tuttle from Saved By The Bell was sitting in the front row of the audience and he stood up and his pants fell down? Remember when he started vigoriously jerking off and shot his load across the stage? Remember when you and Neal lost several loads and then dumped Dustin Diamond at the side of the stage and continued with your prop comedy for another 45 minutes? You really put on a good show that time!!!!!
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