"Screech Learns About Race Relations" Episode Recap

24th September 2007 - 03:04:18 PM

85048 : Ox

Screech, remember that episode where you ran into Milo the janitor in the bathroom and told him that he was "as dark as night"? Remember when you said that you could only see him when he smiled and the light shined off of his white teeth? Remember how funny you thought you were being? Remember how mad Milo became? Remember when you said "yo holmes, you gots ta chill" in your best ghetto voice? Remember when Milo grabbed you by the jew-fro and smashed your face into the bathroom mirror? Remember when Milo screamed, "yo sno-flake how you like dat? Yo goin ta pay now, mothafucka!" Remember when he dropped his pants and you were overcome by the nasty smell of his crotch, which he said he hadn't bathed in 3 weeks? Remember when Milo said, "Maybe I iz so dark because I iz dirty. You best clean me up!" and then made you lick clean his rank balls and asshole? Remember when he farted right in your face while your tongue was buried in his crotch? Remember when you thought you were going to throw up after 5 minutes of this and then Milo said, "Now you goin clean off my cock, bitch! Milo gots ta cum!!!!!" Remember when he shoved his cock right in your face? Remember how he was suffering from an outbreak of Herpes Simplex #2 and herpes juice was dripping all over your face and onto your torn Zubaz? Remember when he lodged his cock in your flesh tunnel and said "I gots ta rub da dirt off my cock, my jewish snoflake!" Remember when he tore your rectum in the process and you contracted several permanent STDs from his diseased cock? You sure learned about race relations in that episode!