Thursday, December 20, 2007

"Santa Clause Attacks Screech" Episode Recap

20th December 2007 - 11:03:25 AM
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Screech, remember that episode where Santa Clause broke into your house around Christmas? Remember how Santa was upset because you were Jewish and didn't have a chimney? Remember when Santa said he was supposed to come down the chimney and you screwed up everything and ruined his day? Remember when Santa attacked you and then had unprotected gay sex with you and blew a massive load in your butt? Remember how the attack was eerily reminiscent of a Belding's attack? Remember how much that turned you on? Remember when you yanked off Santa's hat and saw a pink yarmulke underneath? Remember when you discovered that the guy in the Santa suit was Neil Jewbergstein, your local rabbi and he was helping you celebrate the holidays? You sure learned about Hanukkah that time!

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I just had some crazy dreams about Dustin Diamond. He was wearing a pair of filthy underwear and I talked him out of them so I could use them to filter coffee.