"Screech Learns About Science" episode recap

Screech, remember that episode where you were in Mr. Dewey’s Chemistry class and were learning about the Ideal Gas Law, i.e., pV = nRT? Remember when you farted and yelled out “Zoinks!! That’s my ideal gas law!!! Zoinks! Zoinks!” Remember when nobody was laughing at you and Slater and Zack started pelting you with pennies from the back of the classroom? Remember when Mr. Dewey said, “Well Screech, since you’re the comedian, why don’t you come up to the front of the class and we’ll test out the Ideal Gas Law in action?” Remember when you walked up to the front of the class and then Mr. Dewey handcuffed you to the table and pulled down your Zubaz? Remember when you uttered, “What’s going on?” Remember when Mr. Dewey explained that in the Ideal Gas Law equation, p represents pressure, V represents volume, n in the amount of the substance in moles, R is the universal gas constant, and T is the absolute temperature? Remember when Mr. Dewey shoved your hairless beanbag into a small plastic box? Remember when Mr. Dewey hooked up a pressure gauge to your hairless beanbag in the box and said that the pressure on your tiny balls was 1.2 atmospheres of pressure? Remember when he shoved a thermometer into your little pee-hole and said that it read a temperature of 310 degrees Kelvin (98.6 degrees Fahrenheit)? Remember how the thermometer was large and tore the inner walls of your urethra? Remember when you screamed in pain and everyone started laughing hysterically?

Remember when Dewey said, “Let the games begin” and then pulled out a blowtorch? Remember when he adjusted the blowtorch so that a blue colored flame was being produced and then pointed the flame onto your zoinker, painfully burning your ballbag? Remember when Dewey said, “hey gang, the thermometer reads 435 degrees Kelvin (325 degrees Fahrenheit) and the volume of Screech’s scrotum is constant while in the box. So the elements V, n, and R of the equation are not changing. What is the pressure on Screech’s ballbag?” Remember how you coughing up blood at this point and were crying because the painful burning of your crotch? Remember when Jesse Spano raised her hand and said that because the temperature had increased by 40%, the pressure had to increase by the same amount and that therefore the pressure should be 1.68 atmospheres of pressure? Remember when Dewey checked the pressure gauge and said that Jesse was right? Remember when Dewey finally shut off the blowtorch and you looked down and saw that your balls were practically burnt to a crisp? Remember when Maxwell Nerdstrom said that the burnt cock was the came color as Milo the janitor? Remember how the burning of your balls resulted in much smoke, causing the fire alarm to go off? Remember when Dewey told everyone to head outside? Remember when you collapsed in pain? Remember when the fire marshal came to the school and found you in the classroom laying on the floor in pain? Remember when he said that you violated the fire code and gave you a $500 ticket? Remember when he said he’d teach you to obey the fire laws and then beat you over the head with his fire helmet and his partner inserted a fire hose into your ass and then turned it on full blast, causing you to land face-first into the blackboard? Remember when you broke your nose and then the firemen viciously assraped you? Remember when you a heard a rattling sound coming from the acid hood in the back of the room and then looked over and saw the entire hood collapse onto the floor and Tuttle rolled out? Remember how Tuttle was naked, masturbating vigorously, and was suffering internal bleeding as a result of the hydrochloric acid fumes he had inhaled while in the acid hood?

You sure learned about science in that episode!!