"Screech's Best Halloween Ever" Episode Recap

25th October 2007 - 11:27:32 PM
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Screech, do you remember that time when you were at Bayside on Halloween in 1991 and everyone except you was dressed up in a Halloween costume? Remember when Mr. Belding saw you in the hallway and was mad that you weren't dressed up in a costume? Remember when he called you into his office and dropped trou and then coated you with a nice diarrhea spray? Remeber when you heard a cracking sound and looked over and saw that one of the tall bookcases in Belding's office was wobblingand started to tip over? Remember when you looked up and saw that Mr. Tuttle was perched on top of the bookcase with his pants off masturbating and rapidly as he could? Remember when he fell onto the floor and the heavy wooden bookcase fell onto his right leg, snapping it in two places? Remember how Tuttle kept masturbating until he shot his load and passed out from the pain of his busted leg? Remember when Belding sent you back to class coated in his dairrhea? Remember when everyone thought you were dressed up as a turd and you won the Bayside costume contest? Even though the Bayside gang really screwed you over that time, that was still your best Halloween ever!