"Screech Learns to Cook" Episode Recap

03rd April 2007 - 12:42:46 AM
79900 : Ox

Screech, remember that episode where you took a cooking class during your senior year at Bayside? Remember when the teacher was Mr. Belding for some unknown reason and Zack, Slater, Lisa, Kelly, Jessie, and I were all in the class with you? Remember when I was called “Scud” in this episode and was a burnout, instead of being the jock “Ox.” Remember how that didn’t make any sense at all? Remember how you kept interrupting Mr. Belding when he was trying to show everyone how to cook steaks? Remember when you kept saying stupid things like “Zoinks” over and over again because you thought that was funny, even though nobody else did? Remember when Belding finally had enough and called you to the front of the class to have you help demonstrate how to make shish kebabs? Remember when Belding stuck a long stick into a few pieces of meat and cooked it over a flame at the stove? Remember when he let you ate a piece and told everyone how good it tasted? Remember how proud you were that Belding, your hero, was letting you help out in class? Remember when Belding said that the next item you were going to help him cook was a “Jew-kebab?” Remember when you didn’t know what that was, but you assumed it must be good because Belding was a good cook? Remember when Belding told you to turn around a face the class and then he picked up a pipe wrench and smacked you over the head with it before you could react? Remember when he yanked off your Zubaz, dropped his pants, and inserted his huge erect middle aged penis into your rectum and said “hey everybody, I have a fresh piece of meat on my stick. This is a good Jew-kebab!!!” Remember how everyone was laughing and you looked over and saw that Zack’s dad and Mr. Dewey had walked into the classroom and Dewey was sucking off Zack’s dad? Remember when Kelly grabbed a frying pan and you thought she was going to smack Belding in the head and save you? Remember when she instead whacked you in the tailbone with the frying pan, causing great pain? Remember how everyone was laughing? Remember how there was a kitchen cabinet filled with bags of sugar, flour, and cereal above the stove in the kitchen classroom? Remember when the cabinet started wobbling and cracking? Remember when all of a sudden the entire foundation of the cabinet cracked as if under great stress and Mr. Tuttle crashed onto the open flame on the stove? Remember how his pants were down around his ankles and he was furiously jerking off to your cries of pain? Remember when he rolled off the flame and smothered his burning skin by running his piping hot ass all over your face? Remember when he then sat down on your torso to rest because he was really fat and out of breath? Remember when your ribs shattered like pretzels under the pressure of Mr. Tuttle’s 500 lb frame? Remember how hard everyone was laughing at the popping sounds of your ribs splintering into little pieces? Remember how much everyone was masturbating as you turned blue and lost consciousness? Remember when you went into cardiac arrest and almost died? Remember when you were in a coma for three months? You sure learned about cooking in that episode!