The "Smart Pills" episode recap

Posted: Sep 28 2005, 04:17 AM
Screech, remember that episode when you had the pop quiz in Mr. Dewey's history class? Remember how Slater's photograph was in the LA Times the day before for winning the high school wrestling championship? Remember how Slater was in his tight wrestling uniform in the picture? Remember how you stared at his lumpy crotch in the picture and started masturbating? Remember how you had stayed up all night tossing off to Slater's picture and couldn't concentrate during the test? Remember when you only received 60% on the test, a D-? Remember when you started crying when Mr. Dewey passed out the graded tests the next day? Remember when everyone started laughing and Mr. Dewey called you a "Stupid FAGGOT!!!" and told everyone that you only got a D- on the test? Remember when you ran out of class and over to Mr. Belding's office? Remember when Belding asked what was wrong and then caressed you as you explained what had happened? Remember you told Belding that you were concerned that you were getting dumber and wanted to get back your intelligence so you wouldn't have to just go by your hideous physical appearance? Remember when Belding said "Sure thing, I'll help you screech." Remember when he handed you a jar of chocolate chunks and said "here's some smart pills. Eat three each morning." Remember when you thanked him and followed his instructions? Remember when you stopped by his office the next week and he asked how the therapy was going? Remember when you complained that the smart pills were very bitter and tasted like shit? Remember when Belding said, "well, I see that they are working! You're getting smarter already!!" and then informed you that the smart pills were in fact chunks of his own shit? Remember when your eyes started to well up with tears? Remember when Belding said, "Don't cry little buddy" and then kicked you in the nuts? Remember when you fell over and then heard him lock the door and shut his blinds? Remember when he tore off you clothes and then dropped his pants? Remember how he manhandled you for the next three hours, bouncing you up and down on his cock until you were bleeding all over the place and he had lost 5 loads? Remember how you screamed for help but nobody came to your rescue? Remember when he was finally done and then unlocked his door? Remember when Mr. tuttle walked in, laughed, and said that he'd been listening to the commotion outside the door for the past hour? Remember when you looked down and saw that he was naked and jerking off? Remember when he blew his load in your eye, temporarily blinding you? Remember when Belding and Tuttle picked you up and carried you out to the alley by the cafeteria? Remember when they fired your lifeless body into one of the dumpsters? You sure got screwed over that time!

Message to Hitoshi, the "I LEIK Milk" Guy

Hitoshi, remember when I gave you a milk enema? Remember when a fat, balding middle-aged high school principal named "Mr. Belding" tied you up and had unprotected buttsex with you, completely against your will? Remember when he unloaded his HIV+ sperm in your ass? Remember when he said "welcome to my HIV world, Hitoshi, you stupid FAGGOT!!!" Remember when you went the free clinic the next day and discovered you had had not only contracted HIV from Mr. Belding, but you also discovered that he had given you herpes as well? Belding and I sure got you good that time!

"Chips" episode recap

Screech, do you remember that episode where you were on the field trip to the zoo? Remember when you were eating lunch at a picnic table with Tuttle, Belding, Slater and Zack? Remember when Belding pulled out a bag of potato chips and started eating them? Remember when he shared his potato chips with Slater, Tuttle, and Zack? Remember how you had forgotten to pack a lunch that day and were very hungry? Remember when you kept staring at the potato chip bag until you finally asked Belding if you could have some chips? Remember when Belding replied "Screech, you really want some chips? Well then I'll give you some, good buddy!" Remember when Slater jumped over the table and slugged you in the gut and you doubled over struggling to breathe? Remember when Tuttle picked you up and threw you on top of the table and held you down with Zack's assistance? Remember when Belding stood up on the picnic table and stepped on your nuts? Remember when he dropped trow and said "Screech, here come the chips, enjoy them, you STUPID COCKSUCKING FAGGOT!!!!" Remember when Belding then began shaking his matted ass hair, loosening dried up fecal chips that fell down into onto your face and into your mouth? Remember how he hadn't washing his ass for months, and he shook loose the fecal chips for about half an hour until he got tired and stopped? Remember how everyone attending the field trip were laughing their asses off as Belding coated you with his "chips?" Remember when Belding put his pants back on and then he and Slater tore off your clothes and carried you over to the Zebra cage and threw you in? Remember how the Zebra was a horny male who proceeded to assrape you? Remember when all of the other students on the field trip laughed hysterically as you cried out in pain? You sure got screwed over that time!!!