Sunday, November 25, 2007
"Screech Learns About Lizards" Episode Recap
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Tuesday, November 13, 2007
"Mr. Belding's Answering Machine" Episode Recap
13th November 2007 - 12:52:43 PM
85499 : Ox
Screech, do you remember that episode when Zack's dad stole Mr. Belding away from you, breaking your heart? Remember how you would leave long rambling messages on Belding's answering machine, in which you were sobbing and begging him to come back? Remember how Belding and Zack's dad used to listen to your tearful messages while jerking off? Remember how Belding had an old answering machine with cassette tapes? Remember when you left 10 messages one day and used up an entire side of the tape? Remember how mad Belding was he found out a few days later that he missed a booty-call with A.C. Slater because Slater was unable to leave a message on the machine because you had completely used up the tape? Remember when Belding decided to teach you a lesson? Remember when Belding made an announcement instructing you to report to the Principal's office? Remember when you walked out of class and skipped though the Bayside halls because you were so happy and assumed that Belding wanted you back and that you were probably going to have some hot sweaty make-up unprotected buttsex in his office? Remember when you opened the door and then Belding threw his answering machine at your face as hard as he could? Remember when his answering machine hit you in the cheek and left eye, puncturing your cornea? Remember when your left eye filled up with blood and you yelled out "Zoinks! Zoinks! Zoinks! Mr. B, I can't see!" Remember when Belding replied "Good, you little FAGGOT!" Remember when Belding said "Kevin, go fix Screech's eye"??? Remember when Kevin the Robot rolled out of Belding's coat closet and grabbed you by the neck with his left claw and tore your bleeding eye out of its socket with his right claw? Remember how you were bleeding all over the place by now? Remember when Belding grabbed you by the jew-fro and started fucking your now empty eye socket? Remember how much the gushing warm blood turned him on? Remember when he blew a massive load in your eye with such force that snapped your head back, giving you whiplash? Remember when Kevin the Robot was stroking his metal cock with his claws and shot his own oily load onto your bird chest? Remember when you heard a cracking sound and looked over at the trophy display case in Belding's office and saw Mr. Tuttle on top of the display case masturbating vigorously with his pants down around his ankles? Remember when the top of the display case shattered and Tuttle came crashing down onto Belding's "Principal of the Year" trophy? Remember when the little metal man on top of Belding's trophy buried itself into Tuttle's rectum as he fell? Remember how much that excited Tuttle and his immediately shot his load and then passed out from massive blood loss second later due to the rectal tearing?
You sure learned not to mess with Mr. Belding's answering machine in that episode!
85499 : Ox
Screech, do you remember that episode when Zack's dad stole Mr. Belding away from you, breaking your heart? Remember how you would leave long rambling messages on Belding's answering machine, in which you were sobbing and begging him to come back? Remember how Belding and Zack's dad used to listen to your tearful messages while jerking off? Remember how Belding had an old answering machine with cassette tapes? Remember when you left 10 messages one day and used up an entire side of the tape? Remember how mad Belding was he found out a few days later that he missed a booty-call with A.C. Slater because Slater was unable to leave a message on the machine because you had completely used up the tape? Remember when Belding decided to teach you a lesson? Remember when Belding made an announcement instructing you to report to the Principal's office? Remember when you walked out of class and skipped though the Bayside halls because you were so happy and assumed that Belding wanted you back and that you were probably going to have some hot sweaty make-up unprotected buttsex in his office? Remember when you opened the door and then Belding threw his answering machine at your face as hard as he could? Remember when his answering machine hit you in the cheek and left eye, puncturing your cornea? Remember when your left eye filled up with blood and you yelled out "Zoinks! Zoinks! Zoinks! Mr. B, I can't see!" Remember when Belding replied "Good, you little FAGGOT!" Remember when Belding said "Kevin, go fix Screech's eye"??? Remember when Kevin the Robot rolled out of Belding's coat closet and grabbed you by the neck with his left claw and tore your bleeding eye out of its socket with his right claw? Remember how you were bleeding all over the place by now? Remember when Belding grabbed you by the jew-fro and started fucking your now empty eye socket? Remember how much the gushing warm blood turned him on? Remember when he blew a massive load in your eye with such force that snapped your head back, giving you whiplash? Remember when Kevin the Robot was stroking his metal cock with his claws and shot his own oily load onto your bird chest? Remember when you heard a cracking sound and looked over at the trophy display case in Belding's office and saw Mr. Tuttle on top of the display case masturbating vigorously with his pants down around his ankles? Remember when the top of the display case shattered and Tuttle came crashing down onto Belding's "Principal of the Year" trophy? Remember when the little metal man on top of Belding's trophy buried itself into Tuttle's rectum as he fell? Remember how much that excited Tuttle and his immediately shot his load and then passed out from massive blood loss second later due to the rectal tearing?
You sure learned not to mess with Mr. Belding's answering machine in that episode!
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
"Screech Learns About Video Games" Episode Recap
07th November 2007 - 12:34:08 AM
85442 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where you were playing Ms. Pac-Man on Mr. Belding's Atari 2600? Remember when you got turned on watching the little yellow Ms. Pac-Man image move around the TV screen? Remember when you took off your Zubaz and inserted the joystick in your asshole and started jerking off? Remember when Belding walked in on you and started screaming at you for messing with his Atari? Remember when Belding gave you a karate kick to the throat and then tried to strangle you to death with the cord on the joystick? Remember when Belding started stomping on your tiny nuts with his cowboy boots and you started crying? Remember when you heard a clanking sound and looked up and saw the air conditioner vent in the ceiling snap in half and saw Mr. Tuttle dangling with one leg stuck in the vent while his pants were down and he was tossing off as though he were in a race? Remember when Tuttle fired his seed while he was hanging upside down? Remember when his load went two feet up in the air and landed down on his tongue? Remember when he raised his arms like an NFL referee and said “It’s good!! That’s three points for team Tuttle!” Remember how much this turned on Belding and Belding tore off your Zubaz? Remember when he stuck his massive cock in your jewish brownpipe? Remember when all of a sudden the chair behind Belding’s desk moved and Rod Belding crawled up from underneath the desk where he had been resting after sucking off his own brother, Dick Belding? Remember when Rod Belding gave a hi-five to Dick Belding and proceeded to spit-roast you? Remember how Rod and Dick pounded away at your bodily orifices for several minutes, causing you great discomfort? Remember when the Belding brothers both climaxed at the same time? Remember when Tuttle clapped to show his pleasure? Remember how Tuttle’s head was bright red by now, as all of the blood had rushed to his head as he continued to dangle upside down with his pants around his ankles? Remember when Rod and Dick Belding said “That really hit the spot, Screech! Thanks!” and then opened the window and fired you into the dumpster five feet below the window with the rest of the garbage? You sure learned about video games in that episode!
85442 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where you were playing Ms. Pac-Man on Mr. Belding's Atari 2600? Remember when you got turned on watching the little yellow Ms. Pac-Man image move around the TV screen? Remember when you took off your Zubaz and inserted the joystick in your asshole and started jerking off? Remember when Belding walked in on you and started screaming at you for messing with his Atari? Remember when Belding gave you a karate kick to the throat and then tried to strangle you to death with the cord on the joystick? Remember when Belding started stomping on your tiny nuts with his cowboy boots and you started crying? Remember when you heard a clanking sound and looked up and saw the air conditioner vent in the ceiling snap in half and saw Mr. Tuttle dangling with one leg stuck in the vent while his pants were down and he was tossing off as though he were in a race? Remember when Tuttle fired his seed while he was hanging upside down? Remember when his load went two feet up in the air and landed down on his tongue? Remember when he raised his arms like an NFL referee and said “It’s good!! That’s three points for team Tuttle!” Remember how much this turned on Belding and Belding tore off your Zubaz? Remember when he stuck his massive cock in your jewish brownpipe? Remember when all of a sudden the chair behind Belding’s desk moved and Rod Belding crawled up from underneath the desk where he had been resting after sucking off his own brother, Dick Belding? Remember when Rod Belding gave a hi-five to Dick Belding and proceeded to spit-roast you? Remember how Rod and Dick pounded away at your bodily orifices for several minutes, causing you great discomfort? Remember when the Belding brothers both climaxed at the same time? Remember when Tuttle clapped to show his pleasure? Remember how Tuttle’s head was bright red by now, as all of the blood had rushed to his head as he continued to dangle upside down with his pants around his ankles? Remember when Rod and Dick Belding said “That really hit the spot, Screech! Thanks!” and then opened the window and fired you into the dumpster five feet below the window with the rest of the garbage? You sure learned about video games in that episode!
Sunday, November 04, 2007
"Screech And The Bayside Band" Episode Recap
04th November 2007 - 10:24:19 PM
85430 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where you wanted to try out for the Bayside school's band, but weren't sure which instrument to play? Remember when you asked Mr. Belding for some advice? Remember when he said he would help you, but first asked you to help him tune his skin flute? Remember how your favorite movie was the "Smurfs and the Magic Flute," so you agreed to help him? Remember how you had never heard of a skin flute, but assumed it must be an exotic type of flute? Remember when you walked into Belding's office and saw Kevin the Robot in there? Remember when Kevin informed you that he had rolled all of the way over from your house? Remember when Belding asked you to lock the door to his office so he could show you his valuable skin flute? Remember when Belding suddenly dropped trow, revealing his enormous rock hard cock? Remember when Belding said, “Start tuning, BITCH!” Remember when you refused and Kevin pointed his claws at you and hit you with a 300-volt spark and said that there was more where that came from if you didn’t do what Belding said? Remember how scared you were and agreed to help Belding? Remember how happy that made Belding and he rewarded Kevin by pouring an entire can of 10w-40 motor oil into a hole at the top of Kevin’s head? Remember when you sucked on his cock for a few minutes until Belding said it was tuned? Remember when Belding then grabbed you by the jew-fro and launched you face-first into the edge of his desk? Remember when he ripped off your Zubaz and said he needed to oil up his skin flute with your anal oil so that it wouldn’t rust, and then viscously ass-raped you for the next 10 minutes until he shot his massive load up your shit pipe? Remember that while this was going on Kevin was massaging his metal cock with his claw and eventually unleashed his oily robotic load into your jew-fro? Remember how it took about a month to get the oil out of your jew-fro and your mom got mad at you for getting oil on your Zubaz pillow and ruining it? You sure learned about music in that episode!
85430 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where you wanted to try out for the Bayside school's band, but weren't sure which instrument to play? Remember when you asked Mr. Belding for some advice? Remember when he said he would help you, but first asked you to help him tune his skin flute? Remember how your favorite movie was the "Smurfs and the Magic Flute," so you agreed to help him? Remember how you had never heard of a skin flute, but assumed it must be an exotic type of flute? Remember when you walked into Belding's office and saw Kevin the Robot in there? Remember when Kevin informed you that he had rolled all of the way over from your house? Remember when Belding asked you to lock the door to his office so he could show you his valuable skin flute? Remember when Belding suddenly dropped trow, revealing his enormous rock hard cock? Remember when Belding said, “Start tuning, BITCH!” Remember when you refused and Kevin pointed his claws at you and hit you with a 300-volt spark and said that there was more where that came from if you didn’t do what Belding said? Remember how scared you were and agreed to help Belding? Remember how happy that made Belding and he rewarded Kevin by pouring an entire can of 10w-40 motor oil into a hole at the top of Kevin’s head? Remember when you sucked on his cock for a few minutes until Belding said it was tuned? Remember when Belding then grabbed you by the jew-fro and launched you face-first into the edge of his desk? Remember when he ripped off your Zubaz and said he needed to oil up his skin flute with your anal oil so that it wouldn’t rust, and then viscously ass-raped you for the next 10 minutes until he shot his massive load up your shit pipe? Remember that while this was going on Kevin was massaging his metal cock with his claw and eventually unleashed his oily robotic load into your jew-fro? Remember how it took about a month to get the oil out of your jew-fro and your mom got mad at you for getting oil on your Zubaz pillow and ruining it? You sure learned about music in that episode!
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