26th August 2007 - 06:25:21 PM
84804 : Ox
Screech, remember that time when you were taking a shower and Hound Dog started barking? Remember when you thought that something was wrong and wrapped a towel around your waste and ran out of the shower to Hound Dog? Remember how Hound Dog had tricked you and there was no emergency? Remember when Kevin the Robot rolled out of the closet behind you and grabbed your tiny zoinker with his metal claw? Remember when you cried "Zoinks!" in pain as Kevin dragged you across the floor and then Kevin extended his metal penis and announced "Bzzt! Kevin must drain oil! Bzzt!" Remember when Kevin inserted his cold metal penis in your jewish butthole and pounded away? Remember when Hound dog pissed right in your face and started scratching your jew-fro and then took a shit in it? Remember when Kevin blew his oilly robotic load with a force of 100 psi and you flew face-first into the wall, shattering your gonzo nose and your jaw? You sure got screwed over that time!
Sunday, August 26, 2007
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