"Screech Gets Donkey-Punched" Episode Recap

22nd October 2004 - 01:42:35 AM
10482 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where you stayed after school to look after Becky, the duck you found in the marsh behind the football field? Remember when Mr. Belding ran into you after school and asked you you were still at school? Remember when you told him you were looking after Becky, and he called you a little queer? Remember when you started crying? Remember when Mr. Belding smacked you in the face? Remember when Slater walked into the room and you ran over to him hoping he'd protect you? Remember when you quickly realized he wouldn't protect you when he dropped his baggy acid-washed jeans and stuck his smelly cock in your mouth? Remember when Mr. Belding came around the other side and ripped off your pants and your underwear? Remember when Belding pounded away at your brown star while you blew Slater? Remember when Slater and Mr. Belding kept high-fiving each other while they pulled their train with you? Remember when Slater pulled out and blew his load in your huge afro? Remember when he shoved his skidmark-stained underwear right in your face? Remember when Belding donkey-punched you and you passed out? Remember when you regained consciousness and discovered that Belding was sitting in front of you and had blown his load in your 'fro? Remember when you felt someone else violating your chocolate starfish and realized it was me, Ox, the captain of the football team? Remember when I donkey punched you and you passed out? Remember when this routine repeated itself several more time with Zack, Mr. Tuttle, Max, and James the Actor all donkey punching you, and you losing consciousness each time? Remember how proud you felt afterward that you had been able to please so many of Bayside's queers? Remember how much less proud you felt 3 months later when you learned that you permanent brain damage from all of the donkey punches? The Bayside gang really got you that time!

"Screech Goes Whitewater Rafting" Episode Recap

20th October 2004 - 12:47:08 AM
10447 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where Mr. Belding took your class on an overnight whitewater rafting trip? Remember when you and your class camped out in the woods during your trip? Remember when Mr. Tuttle asked you to go get some sticks for a fire he was preparing? Remember when you fumbled about int he darkness looking for some wood to burn? Remember when you heard some leaves rustling and thought it was just a squirrel? Remember when you realized it was not a squirrel when Maxwell Nerdstrom's fist came flying out of nowhere, hitting you in the stomach? Remember when you groaned in pain? Remember when the black nerd who always wore highwater pants and glasses gave you a forearm in you Adam's apple? Remember you you fell over, struggling to breathe? Remember when you struggled breathing even more when Mr. Belding emerged from the darkness and lodged his erect penis down your throat? Remember when Nerdstrom tore off your pants and gave you a thorough anal pounding? Remember when the black nerd shit all over your back while this was going on? Remember when they finally let you go and you crawled back to camp by yourself looking as though you were in obvious pain? Remember how enraged Tuttle was when he saw you without any firewood? Remember when he and Mr. Belding dragged you into their tent and double-teamed you for 45 minutes? Remember when they were finally done and Tuttle and Belding took turns sticking pens up your cornhole? You got a good workout on that trip!

"Screech Plays Dodgeball" Episode Recap

19th October 2004 - 01:12:13 AM
10432 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode where Mr. Belding was the substitute gym teacher when the regular gym teacher was sick? Remember when the class played dodgeball that day? Remember when you and your class used 4 red dodgeballs during the game? Remember when Mr. Belding was the ref? Remember how Mr. Belding was much bigger than you and much stronger? Remember when 3 minutes into the game, Mr. Belding whipped a dodgeball as hard as he could right at the back of your head from 20 feet away? Remember when you turned around and started crying? Remember when Mr. Belding whipped another dodgeball right in your groin? Remember when you doubled over in pain? Remember when Slater then fired one of the dodgeballs at your stomach as you laid on the gym floor? Remember when Zack kicked you in the neck and then sat on your face and farted? Remember when Slater tied you to the rop hanging from the ceiling? Remember Mr. Belding brought out a tennis ball machine, set it on full power, and started firing tennis balls as your crotch? Remember the intense pain you felt as you were getting pelted with tennis balls? Remember when Slater tore off your gym shorts and underwear and felt an even more intense pain as Slater pounded away at you until he unleashed his load in your brownpipe? Remember when Mr. Belding and Zack did the same thing to you? Remember when your colon was so damaged from the encounter that you had to wear a colostomy bag for the rest of your life? Zack, Slater and Zack really got you that time!

"Slater Gets Even With Screech After The Miss Bayside Contest" episode recap

17th October 2004 - 09:56:54 PM
10419 : Ox
Screech, remember when Zack and you plotted to win the "Miss Bayside" beauty contest? Remember when Zack painted our eyes black and you told everyone that Slater beat you up? Remember when everyone felt soory for you, so they voted you "Miss Bayside"? Remember when Slater found out that you cheated to win and said "I'm gonna give you faggot!" Remember when Slater tackled you inside the lockerroom after the contest? Remember when he punched you in the face, and flung you into a row of lockers? Remember when you started crying? Remember when you saw Mr. Belding and ran to the safety of his arms? Remember when he grabbed you in a bear hug and you could barely breathe? Remember when Slater yanked down your pants while Belding held you tightly? Remember when Slater started thrusting away at your sphincter with his greasy Mexican woodrow? Remember when he pulled out and blew his load on your back? Remember when you thought that the worst was finally over? Remember when you realized that that the worst was not over when Mr. Belding threw you on the ground, gave you a Cleveland Steamer and a warm pair of Arabian Goggles for hours on end?

"Screech Gets 'Hosed'" Episode Recap

14th October 2004 - 01:27:10 AM
10352 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode when you were wating lunch in the cafeteria when I threw an apple at the back of your head from about 15 feet away? Remember when the apple shattered in pieces? Remember when you turned around and started crying? Remember when Slater came running over to you and you hoped he'd scoop you up in his muscular arms and protect you? Remember when instead of protecting you, he broke a tray over your head? Remember when Zack and Slater picked you up and carried you into the gym locker room? Remember how nobody was in there because it was lunchtime? Remember when 20 guys took turns doubling up on you? Remember how you had a cock in your mouth and one in your ass when Mr. Belding walked in? Remember how relieved you were when you saw him? Remember how less relieved you became when he "relieved" himself on you? Remember how he coated your head with his golden shower? Remember when Mr. Tuttle walked into the locker room with plumbing equipment? Remember when Mr. Belding and Mr. Tuttle unscrewed the drain pipe on the urinal trough, and taped it to your mouth? Remember when Mr. Tuttle took a piss in the trough and his urinal swirled down the drain and flowed directly into your mouth? Remember when the wrestling coach brought in the wrsetling team and they all pissed in the trough? Remember how they finally let you go and you had to go get your stomache pumped? Remember when you were scared to drink Mountain Dew for years afterward and had to take intense psychiatric therapy? You really got "hosed" that time!

"Zack's Dad Teaches Screech A Lesson" Episode Recap

12th October 2004 - 11:30:55 PM
10323 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode when you and Slater slept over at Zack's house? Remember when you saw Zack's huge cordless phone and you started laughing? Remember when Zack and Slater both called you a "faggot" and told you to "shut the fuck up?" Remember when you started crying and ran out of the room looking for the bathroom so that you could wipe away your tears with tissues? Remember when you ran into Zack's dad in the hallway and he told you he had tissues in his bedroom? Remember how surprised you were when you walked into his bedroom and saw Mr. Tuttle sucking off Mr. Belding in Zack's dad's bed? Remember how disturbed you were when you saw Mrs. Morris taking pictures of them? Remember when Zack's dad locked the door behind you and then pushed you onto the bed? Remember when Mr. Tuttle grabbed you by the neck and Mr. Belding pulled down your pants? Remember when when Mr. Tuttle, Mr. Belding, and Zack's dad all took turns butt slamming you all evening in front of Zack's mom's camera? Remember when Mrs. Morris developed the pictures, and everything was cropped out except your body and the penises? Remember when she developed some of the pictures and blew them up to make posters which she then sold to local gay bars? Remember when the police raid the gay bars, found the posters, and then arrested you for distributing child porn? Remember when you when to jail for 3 months and became the bitch of a smelly Puerto Rican named Jose? Remember when you got out on parole and discovered you had AIDS? You sure got screwed over that time!

"Screech Learns Not To Steal" Episode Recap

11th October 2004 - 10:49:40 PM
10292 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode when Slater and Mr. Belding dared you to steal a pack of gum from a 7-11? Remember when you went inside and Slater saw a cop drive up? Remember when Slater told the you were shoplifting? Remmeber when the cop went inside the 7-11 and saw that you had a pack of gum in your pocket? Remember when Mr. Belding suggested to the cop that you be sent to jail so you could be "scared straight?" Remember when you were brought over to the jail and placed in a cell with Mexican gang members? Remember when Slater and Mr. Belding decided to give you an hour in the cell to think about what you'd done while they drove off to a rest stop for a "quickie?" Remember when you started crying because you were scared? Remember when the Mexican gang members pulled off your pants and told you were their bitch? Remember when they passed you around the prison cell all afternoon while your cries for help went unnoticed? Remember when Mr. Belding and Slater finally came back to get you four hours later? Remember when you were crying and asked why they hadn't come earlier? Remember when Slater said "shut the fuck up, faggot!" Remember when Mr. Belding brought you over to his house and tied to to the floor on your back with your mouth taped wide open? Remember when Slater and Mr. Belding double teamed you all evening, tea bagging you, giving you multiple golden showers and hot lunches? You sure learned to stop shoplifting in that episode. That was a great educational episode!

"Belding Shows Screech A Trick" episode recap

10th October 2004 - 08:37:55 PM
10279 : Ox
Screech, remember that episode when you ate lunch with MR. Belding? Remember when Mr. Belding, your idol, would eat lunch alone in his office at lunchtime? Remember how you were delighted you were when Mr. Belding asked you to eat lunch with him? Remember how big your smile was when you walked into his office at lunchtime that day? Remember when your smile quickly turned into a frown when Mr. Belding punched you in the chest and called you a 'Zubaz-wearing faggot'? Remember when he said he'd show you a top-like trick? Remember he told you that if you didn't do what he wanted, he'd show Zack the pictures of you he had taken when you were jerking off on Zack's underwear during gym class one day? Remember when Mr. Belding made you lay down and stick your tongue out? Remember Mr. Belding dropped his pants, sat on your face, and balanced his sphincter on your tongue, and spun himself around like a top for hours on end? Remember when Mr. Belding had had enough fun and sent you back to class? Remember how your breath smelled like Mr. Belding's ass for days? Remember when you were suspended for missing your afternoon classes? Remember when Mrs. Powers was so mad at you that she pulled you out of Bayside and enrolled you in military school for a semester? Belding really screwed you over that time!

"Screech Tries Crack" Episode Recap

07th October 2004 - 01:34:37 AM
10213 : Ox
Hey Screech, remember that episode where young adults coming out of drug rehab programs visited Bayside to scare the students from doing drugs? Remember when Mr. Belding called you on the PA system and asked you to come to his office after the program was over? Remember when when Mr. Belding asked you if you wanted some crack? Remember when you said no, and that you were really anti-drug? Remember when Mr. Belding told you that everyone was doing it, including Slater, with whom you'd had a major crush since you first laid eyes upon his sexy permed mullet? Remember when you used to masturbate to Slater's picture in the Bayside yearbook? Remember when you finally caved into Mr. Belding an agreed to try the crack? Remember when you closed your eyes and got ready to try the drug? Remember when instead of giving you drugs, Mr. Belding pulled down his pants and sat on your face? Remember when he said "here's my Crack, my ass-crack that is, BITCH!" Remember when Mr. Belding rubbed your nose and and down his asscrack all night? Remember when he eventually got up off your face and the tip of your nose had turned brown from his unwashed butt? Remember when he made you toss his salad, giving him a Russian Trombone, and then he made you suck him off? You certainly learned to stay away from crack the hard way that day!!!

"Belding, The Booty Burglar" Episode Recap

06th October 2004 - 12:42:51 AM
10189 : Ox
Hey Screech, remember that episode from the College Years when Mr. Belding came to visit you and the gang? Remember when he slept on a sleeping bag in the main room because he said he couldn't afford a hotel room? Remember when he got there and he recognized the RA Mr. Rogers, his old frat buddy? Remember when Mr. Rogers saw him, he exclaimed "hey, it's "BOOTY BURGLAR BELDING!!!'"? Remember when you asked how Mr. Belding got that name and Mr. Belding said "you don't want to know"? Remember when you kept pestering Mr. Belding to tell you, until Mr. Rogers said "shut up Screech! Let me show you a wrestling move instead!" Remember when Mr. Rogers got down in a 3-point stance and then charged at you and gave you a "clothesline"? Remember when you flipped in almost a full circle, landing on your back on the hard dorm room floor? Remember when you cried out in pain and Mr. Belding said "now I'm going to show you how I earned the "Booty Burglar Belding" name!" Remember when Mr. Rogers and Mr. Belding both yanked off all of your clothes? Remember when Mr. Rogers and Mr. Belding pulled a train with you? Remember when Mr. Belding robbed you of your anal virginity, leading you down a homosexual life path from which you have never looked back? Remember when Mr. Belding was ass-slamming you at the same time that Mr. Rogers whipped out his erect penis and said "step up to the mic, biatch!!" You sure satisfied two middle-aged men that evening for hours and hours!

"Screech Comes Out Of The Closet" Episode Recap

03rd October 2004 - 11:28:40 PM
10157 : Ox
Hey Screech, remember that episode where you came out of the closet to the Bayside gang? Remember when when you asked Zack and Slater to come over to the 'rec room' in your basement because you had something important to tell them? Remember when they arrived and you asked them to sit down on your couch because he had something you'd been wanting to get off your chest? Remember when you confessed that you were gay and you hoped they would understand? Remember when you quickly discovered that they would not understand when Slater got called you a "faggot" and threw a billard ball at you, hitting you in the chest? Remember when you fell over in pain and gasped for your breath? Remember when Slater yanked down your pants and tore off his own pants, and said he was going to "teach you what we do to queers south of the border?" Remember when he sat on your chest, pinning your arms at your sides? Remember when he started banging his smelly erect Mexican penis against your forehead and cheeks? Remember when his penis left several red "mushroom tatoos" on your face? Remember when you begging him to stop, saying that your mom was going to to get him in trouble? Remember when Slater said "no she won't bitch," and pulled out pictures of himself teabagging Mrs. Powers? Remember when you started to cry and Mr. Belding walked down into the basement and said he'd been spying on you guys from a window outside? Remember when you noticed that Mr. Belding had pitched a tent? Remember when Mr. Belding hugged you, gently caressing you and told you that nobody was ever going to hurt you again? Remember when you realized that he was just lying to you to get in your pants when he converted his hug into a bear hug, sqeezing you so tight that you couldn't breathe? Remember when Mr. Belding bodyslammed you to the basement floor, and you blacked out? Remember when you woke up and discovered that you were alone and that your pants were ripped, someone had shit on your mouth, and you had jizz all over your face? Remember when you walked upstair and your mom yelled at you for making a mess downstairs? Remember when you were grounded for a month?