"Screech Learns About Plumbing" Episode Recap

04th February 2008 - 08:43:27 PM
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Screech, remember that episode from Saved By The Bell: The New Class where Mr. Belding was embezzling money from Bayside to support his addiction to gay porn? Remember how Belding was stealing so much money that Bayside was being run on a shoestring budget? Remember when Mr. Tuttle ate a massive chicken, and several cobs of corn at lunch? Remember how Tuttle didn't even chew all of the chicken and actually swallowed several bones? Remember when a couple hours later Tuttle suddenly had to take a massive shit? Remember when he ran to the Bayside bathroom and unleashed a massive shit log? Remember how one could see the chicken bones and undigested corn in Tuttle's floater? Remember when Tuttle flushed the toilet and his massive shit load disappeared down the toilet pipe? Remember when the toilet suddenly started overflowing because Tuttle's crap got stuck in a curve in the pipe? Remember when Milo the janitor tried to unclog the jam with a plunger but couldn't pry it loose? Remember when Milo started to take apart the toilet, moving the porcelain part and leaving just a hole to a pipe in the ground? Remember when Milo said that the school would need to purchase a new cast iron section of pipe to replace the one with the clog? Remember how Belding knew that if he had to write a check for the expensive pipe, someone would be bound to notice the money he was skimming? Remember how Belding couldn't let that happen and called you down to the bathroom to help? Remember how you assumed he was going to ask you for some advice on how to dislodge the feces based on your vast knowledge of the mathematical angles and curves that you learned in your Geometry class? Remember when Belding asked you to kneel down for a closer look? Remember when Belding and Milo suddenly grabbed your legs and forcefully shoved you face-first into the toilet pipe? Remember when they shoved your torso back and forth into the pipe as the brillo-like properties of your jew-fro knocked loose chunks of chit that were stuck to the sides of the pipe? Remember how you started to drown as your lungs began filling up with toilet water? Remember how you started to suffocate? Remember how they shoved your further into the pipe and you smacked head-first into something rock-hard? Remember how that was Tuttle's massive turd?

Remember when they shoved your body down further and it dislodged the shit? Remember how you assumed that Belding and Milo would quickly pull you out so that you could breathe and expel the toilet water from your lungs? Remember when Belding and Milo grabbed your Zubaz and tore them off as you struggled to pull yourself out of the toilet pipe? Remember when you felt intense discomfort in your butthole experienced painful anal stretching as Belding shoved his massive unlubed cock up your ass and started pounding away? Remember how while this was happening you felt intense burning pain on your zoinker? Remember when you later found out that Milo was lighting up cigars and putting them out on your tiny cock to celebrate the fixed toilet? Remember when Belding finally pulled out several minutes later and then went with Milo to his office to jerk off onto their yearbook photos of Slater in his wrestling singlet? Remember how they left you to fend for yourself and called the police? Remember when a police officer arrived at Bayside and Belding told the officer that you broke the toilet and then stuck your head in the pipe, causing thousands of dollars in damage? Remember when the policeman yanked your unconscious body out of the pipe and gave you a ticket? Remember when you woke up in the hospital months later and discovered that you had lost 35% of your intellectual capacity when you nearly drowned and stopped breathing? Remember when Bayside sued you for $2000 for damage to the bathroom?

You sure learned about plumbing that time!

"Screech Learns Not to Mess with Belding's Food" episode recap

Screech, remember that episode where you were Belding’s assistant and you walked into his office while he was eating little Vienna sausages? Remember how turned on you were getting while he sucked down each of those little sausages? Remember how you wished that your tiny cock were in his mouth receiving oral pleasure from Belding, your father figure in life? Remember how hungry Belding still looked after eating the last Vienna sausage? Remember when you dropped your Zubaz and Spiderman underwear and said, “Chief, I have another Vienna sausage for you.” Remember when Belding said, “Come over here Screech, let me take a look at it.” Remember when Belding grabbed your tiny cock and said, “Screech, I think this Vienna sausage is undercooked. I’d better warm it up a bit so that I don’t get worms!” Remember when Belding grabbed your scrawny leg with his left hand and pulled out a blowtorch with his right hand and placed the blue flame that was burning at 400+ degrees Fahrenheit onto your puny cock? Remember when you started crying and yelled, “ZOINKS!!!!!” Remember when Belding uttered his trademark “Ha Ha Ha!” laugh? Remember how this pain went on for 60 seconds, until you lost all sensation in your groin and your cock had been burnt to a crisp? Remember how Maxwell Nerdstrom was walking past Belding’s office at the time and remarked that your cock was as dark as Milo, although much smaller and not quite as smelly? Remember when Belding said, “Oops, I think I overcooked the Vienna sausage! I don’t want it anymore. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE, YOU ZUBAZ-WEARING COCKSUCKER!” Remember when you kept crying and Belding said he would really give you something to cry about as he started viciously ass-raping you? Remember how you were leaning against the school intercom while this was going on and the whole school heard you being anally violated? Remember when you heard a commotion outside of Belding’s office and thought that your classmates were coming to your rescue? Remember when you looked into the hallway and saw the male student body? Remember how everyone was jerking off while watching you? Remember how upset that made you? Remember when you looked away in shame and out of the window? Remember when you saw someone on the window washing scaffolding? Remember how the person was Mr. Tuttle and his pants were down around his ankles as he masturbated vigorously? Remember when your burnt cock fell off a couple days later? Remember how hard everyone laughed at you when they found out that you were now cock-less?

You sure learned not to mess around with Belding’s food in that episode!

"Screech Learns About Vienna Sausages" Episode Recap

25th January 2008 - 03:12:57 PM
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Screech, remember that episode where you were Belding's assistant and you walked into his office while he was eating little Vienna sausages? Remember how turned on you were getting while he sucked down each of those little sausages? Remember how you wished that your tiny cock were in his mouth receiving oral pleasure from Belding, your father figure in life? Remember how hungry Belding still looked after eating the last Vienna sausage? Remember when you dropped your Zubaz and Spiderman underwear and said, "Chief, I have another Vienna sausage for you." Remember when Belding said, "Come over here Screech, let me take a look at it." Remember when Belding grabbed your tiny cock and said, "Screech, I think this Vienna sausage is undercooked. I'd better warm it up a bit so that I don't get worms!" Remember when Belding grabbed your scrawny leg with his left hand and pulled out a blowtorch with his right hand and placed the blue flame that was burning at 400+ degrees Fahrenheit onto your puny cock? Remember when you started crying and yelled, "ZOINKS!!!!!" Remember when Belding uttered his trademark "Ha Ha Ha!" laugh? Remember how this pain went on for 60 seconds, until you lost all sensation in your groin and your cock had been burnt to a crisp? Remember how Maxwell Nerdstrom was walking past Belding's office at the time and remarked that your cock was as dark as Milo, although much smaller and not quite as smelly? Remember when Belding said, "Oops, I think I overcooked the Vienna sausage! I don't want it anymore. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE, YOU ZUBAZ-WEARING COCKSUCKER!" Remember when you kept crying and Belding said he would really give you something to cry about as he started viscously ass-raping you? Remember how you were leaning against the school intercom while this was going on and the whole school heard you being anally violated? Remember when you heard a commotion outside of Belding's office and thought that your classmates were coming to your rescue? Remember when you looked into the hallway and saw the male student body? Remember how everyone was jerking off while watching you? Remember how upset that made you? Remember when you looked away in shame and out of the window? Remember when you saw someone on the window washing scaffolding? Remember how the person was Mr. Tuttle and his pants were down around his ankles as he masturbated vigorously? Remember when your burnt cock fell off a couple days later? Remember how hard everyone laughed at you when they found out that you were now cock-less?

You sure learned not to mess around with Belding's food in that episode!

"Screech Learns About Gay Sex and Cars" Episode Recap

21st January 2008 - 10:58:59 PM
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Screech, remember that episode when you snuck into Mr. Beldings office and started rooting through his stash of gay porn magazines while he was watching gay porn with Mr. Dewey in the teacher's lounge while eating lunch? Remember when you pulled out your tiny cock and started masturbating? Remember when Belding walked into his office and was initially very upset and started yelling at you? Remember when you started crying and yelled "Zoinks!" and told Mr. Belding that you had to resort to gay porn because he would never give you a reach-around when having unprotected buttsex with you? Remember when Belding got a concerned look on his face and said he knew where you were coming from and said everything would be ok? Remember when you and Belding then shared a tender hug? Remember when Belding said that it was time for you to be the pitcher in anal sex? Remember when he told you to meet him in the Bayside garage after work for a buttsex lesson? Remember how you thought that was an odd place to meet, but you readily agreed anyway? Remember when you showed up after school in the garage and saw that Belding and A.C. Slater were already there? Remember when Belding said that A.C. Slater was going to help out and show you the ropes? Remember when you said that was cool with you? Remember when Belding told you that the best way to learn about anal penetration was to learn on a car exhaust pipe before inserting your penis into a guy's butthole? Remember when Slater pulled out a small tube of what he said was lube? Remember when Slater started squeezing the liquid out of the tube and onto the car exhaust pipe? Remember when Belding told you to insert your cock into the exhaust pipe and start thrusting? Remember when your tiny cock got really hard because you were so turned on? Remember when you dropped your Zubaz and Spider-man underwear and stuck your baby-sized erect cock into the exhaust pipe and tried moving around? Remember when you realized that you were stuck and couldn't move and yelled out "Zoinks! I'm stuck!"? Remember when Slater said, "that's because I lubed the exhaust pipe with Crazy Glue, you ZUBAZ-WEARING COCKSUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!" Remember when Belding opened the car door and turned on the engine, causing hot exhaust to exit through the exhaust pipe? Remember when you started crying because of the pain and begged Belding to stop? Remember when Belding put the car in Neutral and kept revving the engine, causing 300-degree exhaust to exit from the exhaust pipe? Remember when you got first-degree burns on your zoinker? Remember when Slater started ass-raping you while Belding was revving the engine? Remember when Belding kept uttering devilish laughs at your pain? Remember when the car started wobbling from side-to-side and then looked up and saw Mr. Tuttle rolling off the roof of the car and head-first onto a can of paint thinner on the garage floor? Remember when some of the paint thinner got into his eyes, painfully burning them? Remember how Tuttle's pants were down around his ankles and he was masturbating vigorously despite the painful burning in his eyes?

You sure learned about gay sex and cars in that episode!

"Screech Learns About CB Radios" Episode Recap

09th January 2008 - 09:18:13 PM
86374 : Ox

Screech, remember that episode when Radio Shack had a big sale and you purchased a CB radio? Remember how excited you were and you rode all the way home with your new CB radio sitting in the basket on the handlebars of your queer pink bike? Remember when you rushed upstairs to your room and plugged in the CB radio and hooked up the antenna? Remember how you decided to use the handle "Zoink Man" as your CB handle? Remember when you pushed the button on the side of the handle and said "Breaker 5-0! The Zoink Man is here on the line! Be aware there's a bear over on the I-5 South! Back off 10! Over!" Remember when you let go of the button on the handle and a trucker actually responded to your message? Remember when the trucker said, "This is Pig Pen on the I-5. SHUT THE FUCK UP ZOINK MAN!!! What is your CB license number?" Remember when you got scared and grabbed the handle again and pushed the button and said, "Breaker 5-0! The Zoink Man here again. Sorry guys! Over!" Remember when Kevin the Robot rolled out of your closet? Remember how the CB radio waves were interfering with Kevin's microprocessor and Kevin was really pissed off? Remember when Kevin grabbed the CB radio and unplugged it and said "Bzzt! Screech, you screwed up my memory functions, you jewish faggot! Bzzt!" Remember when Rod Belding climbed out from under your bed where he had apparently been hiding for days, waiting for the opportune time to crawl out and rape you? Remember how greasy Rod's mullet was? Remember when Rod punched you in the face and Kevin tore off your Zubaz with his metal claws? Remember when Kevin fired an ARC of about 100 Amps of current at your tiny ball sac, painfully burning your tiny balls? Remember when Kevin stuck his 12-inch long metal cock in your ass while Rod lodged his erect 11-inch member in your mouth? Remember when Hound Dog leapt off your bed and onto your back and peed on you? Remember how Rod and Kevin spit roasted you for 10 minutes, until your anal bleeding stained the floor? Remember when you heard a banging sound in your closet and looked over and Mr. Tuttle crashed through the wooden door? Remember how his pants were down and he was masturbating vigorously? Remember how a 3-inch long wooden splinter severed an artery in his right leg when he smashed through the closet door? Remember when Tuttle blew his load shortly before passing out from lack of blood to his brain? Remember when Kevin shot his oily load up your ass and then rolled over, picked up your CB radio, and forcefully shoved it up your ass? You sure learned about CB radios in that episode!

"Screech Learns About Race Relations Again" Episode Recap

27th December 2007 - 11:04:01 AM
86137 : Ox

Screech, do you remember that episode where you ran into Milo the janitor at supermarket across the street from Bayside? Is it true that you made fun of him because the only things he was purchasing were several cases of generic brand grape soda, ribs, and Cheetos? Remember when you said, "Milo, don't forget to add fruit to your typical negro meal - I saw some watermelon in aisle four for 39 cents a pound! Zoinks!" Remember when you thought that you were being hilarious and that Milo would appreciate your off-color joke? Remember when Milo replied, "I wuz saving dat watermelon for you, white chowder!" Remember when Milo pulled out the mop from his cart? Remember how odd you thought it was that Milo carried his mop with him into the supermarket? Remember when Milo said that his mop was his best friend, and that his mop was going to help him get some? Remember when Milo smacked you into a display case of Spaghettios cans, causing them to topple? Remember when Milo said, "I gots cleanup on aisle 3, BITCH! I best lay dat jewish soap on tha floor." Remember when he whacked you in your gonzo nose with the mop again, causing blood to spurt out, which he quickly mopped up? Remember when he threw a can of Spaghettios and your face, yelling "Uh oh, Spaghettios!" Remember when the can broke your eye socket and rendered you unconscious? Remember when you woke up in a puddle of blood and sperm in a hospital bed? Remember when you felt intense discomfort in your rectum and discovered that a watermelon was lodged up there? Remember how Milo was in the hospital room with you? Remember when Milo was telling the doctor that you went into a homosexual rampage at the supermarket and tried to steal a watermelon by shoving it up your ass? Milo sure taught you about race relations in that episode!

"Santa Clause Attacks Screech" Episode Recap

20th December 2007 - 11:03:25 AM
86027 : Ox

Screech, remember that episode where Santa Clause broke into your house around Christmas? Remember how Santa was upset because you were Jewish and didn't have a chimney? Remember when Santa said he was supposed to come down the chimney and you screwed up everything and ruined his day? Remember when Santa attacked you and then had unprotected gay sex with you and blew a massive load in your butt? Remember how the attack was eerily reminiscent of a Belding's attack? Remember how much that turned you on? Remember when you yanked off Santa's hat and saw a pink yarmulke underneath? Remember when you discovered that the guy in the Santa suit was Neil Jewbergstein, your local rabbi and he was helping you celebrate the holidays? You sure learned about Hanukkah that time!

"Screech Learns About Science" episode recap

Screech, remember that episode where you were in Mr. Dewey’s Chemistry class and were learning about the Ideal Gas Law, i.e., pV = nRT? Remember when you farted and yelled out “Zoinks!! That’s my ideal gas law!!! Zoinks! Zoinks!” Remember when nobody was laughing at you and Slater and Zack started pelting you with pennies from the back of the classroom? Remember when Mr. Dewey said, “Well Screech, since you’re the comedian, why don’t you come up to the front of the class and we’ll test out the Ideal Gas Law in action?” Remember when you walked up to the front of the class and then Mr. Dewey handcuffed you to the table and pulled down your Zubaz? Remember when you uttered, “What’s going on?” Remember when Mr. Dewey explained that in the Ideal Gas Law equation, p represents pressure, V represents volume, n in the amount of the substance in moles, R is the universal gas constant, and T is the absolute temperature? Remember when Mr. Dewey shoved your hairless beanbag into a small plastic box? Remember when Mr. Dewey hooked up a pressure gauge to your hairless beanbag in the box and said that the pressure on your tiny balls was 1.2 atmospheres of pressure? Remember when he shoved a thermometer into your little pee-hole and said that it read a temperature of 310 degrees Kelvin (98.6 degrees Fahrenheit)? Remember how the thermometer was large and tore the inner walls of your urethra? Remember when you screamed in pain and everyone started laughing hysterically?

Remember when Dewey said, “Let the games begin” and then pulled out a blowtorch? Remember when he adjusted the blowtorch so that a blue colored flame was being produced and then pointed the flame onto your zoinker, painfully burning your ballbag? Remember when Dewey said, “hey gang, the thermometer reads 435 degrees Kelvin (325 degrees Fahrenheit) and the volume of Screech’s scrotum is constant while in the box. So the elements V, n, and R of the equation are not changing. What is the pressure on Screech’s ballbag?” Remember how you coughing up blood at this point and were crying because the painful burning of your crotch? Remember when Jesse Spano raised her hand and said that because the temperature had increased by 40%, the pressure had to increase by the same amount and that therefore the pressure should be 1.68 atmospheres of pressure? Remember when Dewey checked the pressure gauge and said that Jesse was right? Remember when Dewey finally shut off the blowtorch and you looked down and saw that your balls were practically burnt to a crisp? Remember when Maxwell Nerdstrom said that the burnt cock was the came color as Milo the janitor? Remember how the burning of your balls resulted in much smoke, causing the fire alarm to go off? Remember when Dewey told everyone to head outside? Remember when you collapsed in pain? Remember when the fire marshal came to the school and found you in the classroom laying on the floor in pain? Remember when he said that you violated the fire code and gave you a $500 ticket? Remember when he said he’d teach you to obey the fire laws and then beat you over the head with his fire helmet and his partner inserted a fire hose into your ass and then turned it on full blast, causing you to land face-first into the blackboard? Remember when you broke your nose and then the firemen viciously assraped you? Remember when you a heard a rattling sound coming from the acid hood in the back of the room and then looked over and saw the entire hood collapse onto the floor and Tuttle rolled out? Remember how Tuttle was naked, masturbating vigorously, and was suffering internal bleeding as a result of the hydrochloric acid fumes he had inhaled while in the acid hood?

You sure learned about science in that episode!!

"Screech Learns About The Ideal Gas Law" Episode Recap

13th December 2007 - 01:21:43 AM
85884 : Ox

Screech, remember that episode where you were in Mr. Dewey’s Chemistry class and were learning about the Ideal Gas Law, i.e., pV = nRT? Remember when you farted and yelled out “Zoinks!! That’s my ideal gas law!!! Zoinks! Zoinks!” Remember when nobody was laughing at you and Slater and Zack started pelting you with pennies from the back of the classroom? Remember when Mr. Dewey said, “Well Screech, since you’re the comedian, why don’t you come up to the front of the class and we’ll test out the Ideal Gas Law in action?” Remember when you walked up to the front of the class and then Mr. Dewey handcuffed you to the table and pulled down your Zubaz? Remember when you uttered, “What’s going on?” Remember when Mr. Dewey explained that in the Ideal Gas Law equation, p represents pressure, V represents volume, n in the amount of the substance in moles, R is the universal gas constant, and T is the absolute temperature? Remember when Mr. Dewey shoved your hairless beanbag into a small plastic box? Remember when Mr. Dewey hooked up a pressure gauge to your hairless beanbag in the box and said that the pressure on your tiny balls was 1.2 atmospheres of pressure? Remember when he shoved a thermometer into your little pee-hole and said that it read a temperature of 310 degrees Kelvin (98.6 degrees Fahrenheit)? Remember how the thermometer was large and tore the inner walls of your urethra? Remember when you screamed in pain and everyone started laughing hysterically?

Remember when Dewey said, “Let the games begin” and then pulled out a blowtorch? Remember when he adjusted the blowtorch so that a blue colored flame was being produced and then pointed the flame onto your zoinker, painfully burning your ballbag? Remember when Dewey said, “hey gang, the thermometer reads 435 degrees Kelvin (325 degrees Fahrenheit) and the volume of Screech’s scrotum is constant while in the box. So the elements V, n, and R of the equation are not changing. What is the pressure on Screech’s ballbag?” Remember how you coughing up blood at this point and were crying because the painful burning of your crotch? Remember when Jesse Spano raised her hand and said that because the temperature had increased by 40%, the pressure had to increase by the same amount and that therefore the pressure should be 1.68 atmospheres of pressure? Remember when Dewey checked the pressure gauge and said that Jesse was right? Remember when Dewey finally shut off the blowtorch and you looked down and saw that your balls were practically burnt to a crisp? Remember when Maxwell Nerdstrom said that the burnt cock was the came color as Milo the janitor? Remember how the burning of your balls resulted in much smoke, causing the fire alarm to go off? Remember when Dewey told everyone to head outside? Remember when you collapsed in pain? Remember when the fire marshal came to the school and found you in the classroom laying on the floor in pain? Remember when he said that you violated the fire code and gave you a $500 ticket? Remember when he said he’d teach you to obey the fire laws and then beat you over the head with his fire helmet and his partner inserted a fire hose into your ass and then turned it on full blast, causing you to land face-first into the blackboard? Remember when you broke your nose and then the firemen viscously assraped you? Remember when you a heard a rattling sound coming from the acid hood in the back of the room and then looked over and saw the entire hood collapse onto the floor and Tuttle rolled out? Remember how Tuttle was naked, masturbating vigorously, and was suffering internal bleeding as a result of the hydrochloric acid fumes he had inhaled while in the acid hood?

You sure learned about science in that episode!!

"Screech Learns About Lizards" Episode Recap

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"Mr. Belding's Answering Machine" Episode Recap

13th November 2007 - 12:52:43 PM
85499 : Ox

Screech, do you remember that episode when Zack's dad stole Mr. Belding away from you, breaking your heart? Remember how you would leave long rambling messages on Belding's answering machine, in which you were sobbing and begging him to come back? Remember how Belding and Zack's dad used to listen to your tearful messages while jerking off? Remember how Belding had an old answering machine with cassette tapes? Remember when you left 10 messages one day and used up an entire side of the tape? Remember how mad Belding was he found out a few days later that he missed a booty-call with A.C. Slater because Slater was unable to leave a message on the machine because you had completely used up the tape? Remember when Belding decided to teach you a lesson? Remember when Belding made an announcement instructing you to report to the Principal's office? Remember when you walked out of class and skipped though the Bayside halls because you were so happy and assumed that Belding wanted you back and that you were probably going to have some hot sweaty make-up unprotected buttsex in his office? Remember when you opened the door and then Belding threw his answering machine at your face as hard as he could? Remember when his answering machine hit you in the cheek and left eye, puncturing your cornea? Remember when your left eye filled up with blood and you yelled out "Zoinks! Zoinks! Zoinks! Mr. B, I can't see!" Remember when Belding replied "Good, you little FAGGOT!" Remember when Belding said "Kevin, go fix Screech's eye"??? Remember when Kevin the Robot rolled out of Belding's coat closet and grabbed you by the neck with his left claw and tore your bleeding eye out of its socket with his right claw? Remember how you were bleeding all over the place by now? Remember when Belding grabbed you by the jew-fro and started fucking your now empty eye socket? Remember how much the gushing warm blood turned him on? Remember when he blew a massive load in your eye with such force that snapped your head back, giving you whiplash? Remember when Kevin the Robot was stroking his metal cock with his claws and shot his own oily load onto your bird chest? Remember when you heard a cracking sound and looked over at the trophy display case in Belding's office and saw Mr. Tuttle on top of the display case masturbating vigorously with his pants down around his ankles? Remember when the top of the display case shattered and Tuttle came crashing down onto Belding's "Principal of the Year" trophy? Remember when the little metal man on top of Belding's trophy buried itself into Tuttle's rectum as he fell? Remember how much that excited Tuttle and his immediately shot his load and then passed out from massive blood loss second later due to the rectal tearing?

You sure learned not to mess with Mr. Belding's answering machine in that episode!

"Screech Learns About Video Games" Episode Recap

07th November 2007 - 12:34:08 AM
85442 : Ox

Screech, remember that episode where you were playing Ms. Pac-Man on Mr. Belding's Atari 2600? Remember when you got turned on watching the little yellow Ms. Pac-Man image move around the TV screen? Remember when you took off your Zubaz and inserted the joystick in your asshole and started jerking off? Remember when Belding walked in on you and started screaming at you for messing with his Atari? Remember when Belding gave you a karate kick to the throat and then tried to strangle you to death with the cord on the joystick? Remember when Belding started stomping on your tiny nuts with his cowboy boots and you started crying? Remember when you heard a clanking sound and looked up and saw the air conditioner vent in the ceiling snap in half and saw Mr. Tuttle dangling with one leg stuck in the vent while his pants were down and he was tossing off as though he were in a race? Remember when Tuttle fired his seed while he was hanging upside down? Remember when his load went two feet up in the air and landed down on his tongue? Remember when he raised his arms like an NFL referee and said “It’s good!! That’s three points for team Tuttle!” Remember how much this turned on Belding and Belding tore off your Zubaz? Remember when he stuck his massive cock in your jewish brownpipe? Remember when all of a sudden the chair behind Belding’s desk moved and Rod Belding crawled up from underneath the desk where he had been resting after sucking off his own brother, Dick Belding? Remember when Rod Belding gave a hi-five to Dick Belding and proceeded to spit-roast you? Remember how Rod and Dick pounded away at your bodily orifices for several minutes, causing you great discomfort? Remember when the Belding brothers both climaxed at the same time? Remember when Tuttle clapped to show his pleasure? Remember how Tuttle’s head was bright red by now, as all of the blood had rushed to his head as he continued to dangle upside down with his pants around his ankles? Remember when Rod and Dick Belding said “That really hit the spot, Screech! Thanks!” and then opened the window and fired you into the dumpster five feet below the window with the rest of the garbage? You sure learned about video games in that episode!

"Screech And The Bayside Band" Episode Recap

04th November 2007 - 10:24:19 PM
85430 : Ox

Screech, remember that episode where you wanted to try out for the Bayside school's band, but weren't sure which instrument to play? Remember when you asked Mr. Belding for some advice? Remember when he said he would help you, but first asked you to help him tune his skin flute? Remember how your favorite movie was the "Smurfs and the Magic Flute," so you agreed to help him? Remember how you had never heard of a skin flute, but assumed it must be an exotic type of flute? Remember when you walked into Belding's office and saw Kevin the Robot in there? Remember when Kevin informed you that he had rolled all of the way over from your house? Remember when Belding asked you to lock the door to his office so he could show you his valuable skin flute? Remember when Belding suddenly dropped trow, revealing his enormous rock hard cock? Remember when Belding said, “Start tuning, BITCH!” Remember when you refused and Kevin pointed his claws at you and hit you with a 300-volt spark and said that there was more where that came from if you didn’t do what Belding said? Remember how scared you were and agreed to help Belding? Remember how happy that made Belding and he rewarded Kevin by pouring an entire can of 10w-40 motor oil into a hole at the top of Kevin’s head? Remember when you sucked on his cock for a few minutes until Belding said it was tuned? Remember when Belding then grabbed you by the jew-fro and launched you face-first into the edge of his desk? Remember when he ripped off your Zubaz and said he needed to oil up his skin flute with your anal oil so that it wouldn’t rust, and then viscously ass-raped you for the next 10 minutes until he shot his massive load up your shit pipe? Remember that while this was going on Kevin was massaging his metal cock with his claw and eventually unleashed his oily robotic load into your jew-fro? Remember how it took about a month to get the oil out of your jew-fro and your mom got mad at you for getting oil on your Zubaz pillow and ruining it? You sure learned about music in that episode!

"Screech's Best Halloween Ever" Episode Recap

25th October 2007 - 11:27:32 PM
85362 : Ox

Screech, do you remember that time when you were at Bayside on Halloween in 1991 and everyone except you was dressed up in a Halloween costume? Remember when Mr. Belding saw you in the hallway and was mad that you weren't dressed up in a costume? Remember when he called you into his office and dropped trou and then coated you with a nice diarrhea spray? Remeber when you heard a cracking sound and looked over and saw that one of the tall bookcases in Belding's office was wobblingand started to tip over? Remember when you looked up and saw that Mr. Tuttle was perched on top of the bookcase with his pants off masturbating and rapidly as he could? Remember when he fell onto the floor and the heavy wooden bookcase fell onto his right leg, snapping it in two places? Remember how Tuttle kept masturbating until he shot his load and passed out from the pain of his busted leg? Remember when Belding sent you back to class coated in his dairrhea? Remember when everyone thought you were dressed up as a turd and you won the Bayside costume contest? Even though the Bayside gang really screwed you over that time, that was still your best Halloween ever!

"Screech's Day In Court" Episode Recap

15th October 2007 - 01:29:16 PM
85234 : Ox

Screech, remember that episode where you complained to your parents that the male teachers and janitors at Bayside were violently raping you every day at school? Remember how your parents didn't seem to care? Remember when you informed your mom on the show that you had covertly taken a picture of her being spit roasted by Kevin the Robot and AC Slater and would send it to Hustler if she didn't press charges against the teachers? Remember when Mrs. Powers reluctantly agreed to bring the charges? Remember how you were called to testify in the State of California vs. Bayside High school? Remember when you got up on the stand and informed the courtroom about all of the times that Belding would spray diarrhea in your jew fro, piss on your face, and have unprotected buttsex you, completely against your will? Remember how everyone in the courtroom, including your mom and Mr. Carosi were laughing hysterically during your testimony until the judge pounded his gavel and demanded order in the court? Remember how the judge's name was Steven Gaylord and he was very liberal and openly gay? Remember how he had just transferred down to Santa Monica from a San Francisco courtroom after an incident in which a prosecutor had slipped and fallen on a puddle of HIV juice that had dripped out of the judge's asshole during a court recess?

Remember when Belding got up on the stand and admitted to having done everything that had stated in your testimony? Remember when you yelled out "Zoinks!!!!" several times? Remember how Belding's defense was that you were really annoying and that you made him mad? Remember when he pointed at you and said that he did all of those things to you to teach you a lesson and that the daily rapes were committed for your own good? Remember when you kept yelling "Zoinks!!!" and everyone in the courtroom was getting pissed at you? Remember when the judge ruled that Belding was well within his rights for violently sodomizing you? Remember when the judge rules that you had brought a frivolous lawsuit and hit you with monetary sanctions and a month in jail? Remember when how your cellmate was Slater's cousin, a leader of the Mexican Mafia prison gang? Remember when the gang burned you with cigarette butts and whored you out to the various homosexual inmates and guards? Remember when the judge had a conjugal visit with you two weeks into your sentence even though you didn't want one?

You sure got screwed over that time!

"Screech Learns About Race Relations" Episode Recap

24th September 2007 - 03:04:18 PM

85048 : Ox

Screech, remember that episode where you ran into Milo the janitor in the bathroom and told him that he was "as dark as night"? Remember when you said that you could only see him when he smiled and the light shined off of his white teeth? Remember how funny you thought you were being? Remember how mad Milo became? Remember when you said "yo holmes, you gots ta chill" in your best ghetto voice? Remember when Milo grabbed you by the jew-fro and smashed your face into the bathroom mirror? Remember when Milo screamed, "yo sno-flake how you like dat? Yo goin ta pay now, mothafucka!" Remember when he dropped his pants and you were overcome by the nasty smell of his crotch, which he said he hadn't bathed in 3 weeks? Remember when Milo said, "Maybe I iz so dark because I iz dirty. You best clean me up!" and then made you lick clean his rank balls and asshole? Remember when he farted right in your face while your tongue was buried in his crotch? Remember when you thought you were going to throw up after 5 minutes of this and then Milo said, "Now you goin clean off my cock, bitch! Milo gots ta cum!!!!!" Remember when he shoved his cock right in your face? Remember how he was suffering from an outbreak of Herpes Simplex #2 and herpes juice was dripping all over your face and onto your torn Zubaz? Remember when he lodged his cock in your flesh tunnel and said "I gots ta rub da dirt off my cock, my jewish snoflake!" Remember when he tore your rectum in the process and you contracted several permanent STDs from his diseased cock? You sure learned about race relations in that episode!

"Screech Learns About Music" Episode Recap

10th September 2007 - 11:42:02 PM
84958 : Ox

Diamond, do you remember that episode where you were Mr. Belding's assistant and you were eating lunch in his office one day when he walked in? Remember how you were eating Spaghettio's and listening to your John Tesh album? Remember how mad Belding was when he heard the crappy John Tesh tunes emanating from his boom box? Remember when Mr. Belding yelled at you for soiling his office with crappy faggot music? Remember when lunged at you and smashed his forearm into your face, busting your hooked nose in the process? Remember when your blood spilled everywhere and Belding dropped trow? Remember when Slater, who wasn't even a student at Bayside at the time, walked out of Belding's closet and he was completely naked and fully erect? Remember when the fluorescent light that was hanging from the ceiling started wobbling back and forth? Remember when you looked up and saw Mr. Tuttle swinging from the ceiling light? Remember how his pants were off and he was masturbating as though he were in a race? Remember when one of the bolts securing the light to the ceiling snapped under the weight of his 400 lb frame? Remember when Tuttle came crashing down onto Belding’s desk and broke his hip? Remember how he screamed in pain, yet kept masturbating while Belding was anally violating you and Slater was taking a shit in your jew-fro? You sure learned a lesson about listening to shitty music in that episode!